Future of the House

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Mason Verger said:
One of my good friends growing up had a similar setup, but more use of railing so the floor plan seemed much more open than 14blc.
BUT the thing I remember the most was almost as soon as you open the front door there was a Steeeep staircase downstairs, like in your joint. Which many of us drunkenly fell down in the dark while quietly trying to sneak back in. Uncarpeted, steep, waxed wood stairs. In a “no shoes indoors” house.
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Yep. I broke my foot carrying a laundry basket down. Good times.
 
I'd be ready to bet that the house is already being devoured by termites and woodworms, and the chandler just didn't notice because of their laziness and the clutter covering everything.
 
Holiday Special said:
Did Chris go off his hormones? I recall seeing something like that.
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Probably, he seemed to get super lazy with his transitioning thing. When he was a TOMGIRL, he did the earrings, makeup, fingernail polish, etc, now he pretty much doesn't put in any effort besides not getting a haircut, which is a lack of effort in itself. So the hormones are probably over with. That's money that could better be spent on fast food and toys, afterall.
 
WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
Probably, he seemed to get super lazy with his transitioning thing. When he was a TOMGIRL, he did the earrings, makeup, fingernail polish, etc, now he pretty much doesn't put in any effort besides not getting a haircut, which is a lack of effort in itself. So the hormones are probably over with. That's money that could better be spent on fast food and toys, afterall.
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Did he ever use actual hormones? Because I could swear he legitimately thought that listening to the subliminal message shit was actually magically transforming him into a woman, and the only like actual "medical" shit he did was just focused on making his mantits bigger by rubbing vaginal cream and using some vibrating thing on them.
 
I’d say I hope it burns down, but the Great Keurig Fire of 2014 proved that fire only makes 14 Branchland stronger.
 
Sexual Meatball Sub said:
Did he ever use actual hormones? Because I could swear he legitimately thought that listening to the subliminal message shit was actually magically transforming him into a woman, and the only like actual "medical" shit he did was just focused on making his mantits bigger by rubbing vaginal cream and using some vibrating thing on them.
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I don't know to be honest. He claimed to be, but obviously he's not above lying about stuff.
 
A really dedicated ween could get themselves court-appointed as Barb’s conservator/guardian and steal the house. Check it out, in Virginia you file, show barb is too senile and frail to care for herself, and notify 3 relatives you’re gonna do it. Chris is an incarcerated retard, Cole is Cole, and if barbs sister wanted to take her in she would have done it by now. Once the conservator is appointed you can sell the house to pay yourself for your services and now-impoverished Barb goes to state care.

this is actually a thing, stealing old people. I read about it in The Atlantic.
 
Bees said:
This is actually a thing, stealing old people. I read about it in The Atlantic.
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Taking advantage of widowed, demented lonely old people sounds like fun. I've heard stories of people abandoning old people at the church, assuming the priests will take care of them like quasimodo.
Clarence said:
forgive me for asking- but have any weens made off with any "artifacts" besides the sonichu plates?
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The drawing of himself and dead retarded children?
 
Bees said:
A really dedicated ween could get themselves court-appointed as Barb’s conservator/guardian and steal the house. Check it out, in Virginia you file, show barb is too senile and frail to care for herself, and notify 3 relatives you’re gonna do it. Chris is an incarcerated retard, Cole is Cole, and if barbs sister wanted to take her in she would have done it by now. Once the conservator is appointed you can sell the house to pay yourself for your services and now-impoverished Barb goes to state care.

this is actually a thing, stealing old people. I read about it in The Atlantic.
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I also heard of this from the Netflix documentary Dirty Money (the episode has since been pulled). It's a huge business and pretty easy to do. One would have to be a total a-log to do it.
 
Bank takes the house, sells it to a real estate investor, some basic repairs are done and they rent it out to someone else. That’s my guess. I just wonder if they’ll be able to charge more in rent to some ween who will pay extra to live in Chris’s old house?
 
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