Futbol thread.

[Clem Fandango]

I've put a cheeky dab on both teams to score but Argentina to win (in 90 mins). Fingers crossed. Bossman, lend me your strength.

Thank you Bossman.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Probably one of THE worst Messi performances I've ever seen outside of the goal, and even then he scores.

Very exciting match though. Went from Yu-Gi-Oh to the ending of Prince of Egypt in like two minutes.

 

[GOY MENACE]

For those who play street soccer / informal leagues, to what degree are offside rules enforced, if at all?

No offside at all.

 

[Rango Dango]

honestly im just mad poland hasnt qualified for some reason
genuinely the only reason i watch these

 

[Big Fucking Rat]

The GOAT.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

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[Major Filth]

okay guys what will be the funnier win? colombia or switzerland?

i think colombia because drugs n shit

SUI 1:0 COL on an own goal. Entire team executed on the airport tarmac.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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It's over.

I didn't know Egyptian women looked like this though.

I can see why Marc Anthony went nutz.

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[Ahriman]

0:47

 

[Rango Dango]

like how the fuck have no-name SNCA "countries" like """curacao"""" or """cape verde""" qualify but not poland

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Wow the Egyptian keeper is great

Motherfucker literally collapsed last 20 minutes Loloool

 

[Amin Yasister]

I believe in the unlimited power of Ra. Argentina never had a chance.

argentinians are going to maul their team to death when they come back holy shit

2-1 argentina scored, can they tie it? (prolly not lmao)

Never write off a comeback.

It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

 

[Georgia Lucas]

Argie Asuka.mp4

 

[Balr0g]

So how many goals has Messi now scored? Are we at 20 goals total yet?

 

[Tago Mago]

If Argentina struggled this much against Egypt, there's no way they're getting past Colombia/Switzerland. I think this WC is already France's, which is sad

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Egypt were doing AFCON shit. I can't blame them, the refs in africa enable a lot of that stalling, a lot of the exaggerations they do, etc. - they were selling any contact harder than pro wrestlers would do.

Their defenders went FULL RETARD. This isn't to say Argentina wasn't fucked for a good while. Dibu once again had a rather poor match. That said, Egypt...dude. TWO of those goals came from leaving Messi space to assist (1st argentina goal), and to score (2nd). The big difference at the end was Lautaro Martinez finally stepping up to assist the 3rd.

 

[MrJokerRager]

okay guys what will be the funnier win? colombia or switzerland?

i think colombia because drugs n shit

Didnt Colombia have one of their own players murdered in the 1990s for doing an own goal against Team USA.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

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[DonBorrego]

Ishowspeed curse continues.

Whatever jersey that jiggaboo wears.

The team loses.

And referee disallowing a goal because of something that happened 10 minutes ago lol.

This fucking nigger better not touch a Spanish jersey

 

[Random Internet Person]

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