Futbol thread.

FieldPiece said:
I am completely baffled by this "sport". The goal is the size of a fuckin house but somehow 1-0 is considered a blowout. Hockey has a goal the size of a goat and a goalie the size of a car but scores are typically like 2-4. How the fuck do you not manage to hit the broad side of a barn with a ball? I'm starting to think the theory that soccer is only popular because it's the only sport poor people can play is true. Haaland is cool though.
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Offside rule does a lot of heavy lifting to make scoring more difficult. Would be a very different sport without it.
 
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EpicGamerMoment said:
The fat orange pedophile put his finger on the scale yet they still ate shit 4 to 1.
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He really didn't. The Red Card was bullshit and you're a literal nigger if you think otherwise. There is no sport on this planet be it faggy soccer, basketball, or whatever, where you get to put your foot underneath a falling player and get rewarded when your ankle turns into into a smashburger. It's absolute niggertier thinking to somehow logic this as a reasonable call. It has nothing to do with politicing, but rather everything to do with basic physics. The ref who issued it should be fired and barred because if he can logic out the physics of jumping up and down, he has no right to be a referee.

As a grounded player, you are responsible for where you put your body. If you deliberately put it in harms way be it to force a foul or because you're just a retard, you do not deserve to be rewarded with a penalty on the falling player. Absolute fucking nigger-tier thinking.
 
The US went exactly as far as they could this tournament. Once the groups were announced it was clear that unless the US or Belgium (Belgium almost repeated 2022) didn't finish first in their group this would be the match most likely to knock out the US. What was unexpected was how poorly the US would play. That keeper will need years of therapy to fix the severe case of the yips he developed during the game.
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
He really didn't. The Red Card was bullshit and you're a literal nigger if you think otherwise. There is no sport on this planet be it faggy soccer, basketball, or whatever, where you get to put your foot underneath a falling player and get rewarded when your ankle turns into into a smashburger. It's absolute niggertier thinking to somehow logic this as a reasonable call. It has nothing to do with politicing, but rather everything to do with basic physics. The ref who issued it should be fired and barred because if he can logic out the physics of jumping up and down, he has no right to be a referee.

As a grounded player, you are responsible for where you put your body. If you deliberately put it in harms way be it to force a foul or because you're just a retard, you do not deserve to be rewarded with a penalty on the falling player. Absolute fucking nigger-tier thinking.
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First of all it was 100% a red card, in every reality its a red card. Secondly even if it was bullshit. you go through the regular channels to have it overturned not have your countries leader offer to suck Infantino's dick to have it overturned.

The US looked pathetic after pulling that stunt and should be mocked for eternity for it, its the equivalent of picking up the ball and going home because something didn't go your way.
 
Unarmed Gunman said:
I think a lot of non-Americans misunderstand how we feel about the sport. In this country, it's mainly a sport that little kids play until they hit teenage years and can focus on football (American football that is), basketball, baseball etc. I don't know a single person that watches MLS, the people that do follow the sport here typically follow Premier League if they like a club, or maybe just Champions League.
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Oh we do understand that we just like laughing at you.
 
Eekum Bokum said:
you go through the regular channels to have it overturned
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Muh channels and muh bureaucracy!!!

That's why your countries are flooded with Muslims raping your children and women and your politicians are telling you to thank them for culturally enriching them. Seriously, if you cucked for Bureaucracy any harder, your kids would have loicenses to exit the womb....
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
Muh channels and muh bureaucracy!!!

That's why your countries are flooded with Muslims raping your children and women and your politicians are telling you to thank them for culturally enriching them. Seriously, if you cucked for Bureaucracy any harder, your kids would have loicenses to exit the womb....
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Can you go back to A&N please?
Your edgy takes have nothing to do with what's actually happening on the pitch and you obviously don't like the sport, so why be here and try to justify your make-belief.
Take the L and sperg about your politics elsewhere.
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
He really didn't. The Red Card was bullshit and you're a literal nigger if you think otherwise. There is no sport on this planet be it faggy soccer, basketball, or whatever, where you get to put your foot underneath a falling player and get rewarded when your ankle turns into into a smashburger. It's absolute niggertier thinking to somehow logic this as a reasonable call. It has nothing to do with politicing, but rather everything to do with basic physics. The ref who issued it should be fired and barred because if he can logic out the physics of jumping up and down, he has no right to be a referee.

As a grounded player, you are responsible for where you put your body. If you deliberately put it in harms way be it to force a foul or because you're just a retard, you do not deserve to be rewarded with a penalty on the falling player. Absolute fucking nigger-tier thinking.
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You are fucking retarded.
 
Chad Holdenford said:
Can we go back to discuss football without politisperg tourists shitting up the place?
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We'll probably have to wait til about 2-3 days after the final then we can get back to our regularly scheduled programming. I just want to talk about shitty VAR decisions, Endrick not getting playing time, the misadventures of Mexican football, the wacky world of the Brasileiro, transfer news, and updates about the Latvian league from DSP's Tax Lawyer.

The 2026 World Cup is the worst thing to happen to this thread since the 2022 World Cup.
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
Muh channels and muh bureaucracy!!!

That's why your countries are flooded with Muslims raping your children and women and your politicians are telling you to thank them for culturally enriching them. Seriously, if you cucked for Bureaucracy any harder, your kids would have loicenses to exit the womb....
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YES! you follow the fucking rules you fucking troglodyte or you don't play the game. The fucking gall the absolute gall to turn an obvious red card and your president acting like a spastic about a sport he knows nothing about into an attempted dig at Europe's Muslim problem as if New York didn't elect a communist Muslim as mayor very recently. What are you going to bring up next? both world wars?
 
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