Futbol thread.

[CluesterFuckFest enjoyer]

>bribed FIFA to get an advantage
>still too incompetent and braindead due to too much cholesterol in their mushy grey matter
Gringos can't make this shit up dude

 

[MrJokerRager]

You won the beat B*snian trophy, well done USA
I beat B*snians every day by being so handsome and white but this is progress for you guys

The same Belgium team that couldnt beat meme team Iran.

Just did a 7-1 on these clowns.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Oh that explains it! So here in America, we are FORCED to be cucks and in Europe, they CHOOSE to be cucks. That makes everything so much better! So wonderful that our country is the single largest exporter of the tranny agenda but because you and I are UNWILLING that means we are better than them!

Dude, just learn to embrace freedom and accept that your entire continent is in the closet.

Except the Muslims of course, they stone the gays.

 

[invisibult plus+]

We needed a guy with 300 pounds of muscle on him to be the goalkeeper. Not this petite harvard fuck up.

We need an army of Erling Haalands, but good luck finding enough of those that’d want to play soccer.

 

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

we went from "haha this time the SPORTS GODS will show them EUROPOOR the real deal and take the WC home to the US "

to "ermm akctuasly no one likes soccer anyway we are good at da real football american fotball thats only thing that matters "

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Well... we got raped. GG.... I will continue to watch this tournament and I hope that everyone who is here visiting for the World Cup has a wonderful experience in America and that you look back fondly on us as a host.

 

[A ghoul teaching his son]

At least we lost with dignity, burgers were thoroughly humilliated.

Not sure were you're from, but I'll assume you're a beaner and if you are you went down like a cheating bitch.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

MR. President, I have evidence that Belgium is less than a month away from developing nuclear weapons

 

[JambledUpWords]

We do have a lot of great athletes, it’s just that the money in professional sports here goes more towards football, and not “football.” Likewise, the would-be beasts go where the money is.

 

[Jack Garland]

America was raped in the sweltering summer of 2026. KWAB.

 

[N I G M O D E]

Thinking Belgium is overdue for a regime change. Maybe swipe up a lil' Greenland on the way home too.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I just want Norway to win now, if only for the meme potential

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

MR. President, I have evidence that Belgium is less than a month away from developing nuclear weapons

"Mr. President, we have reasons to believe Belgium is plotting an attack on Israel with airstrikes and drones supplied by the Iranians. "

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I just hope that FIFA's profits and attendance plummet now that all host countries and Brazil are out.

 

[Ghostse]

I watched zero minutes of this game and the only thing that's bad about this is browns from Africa, Latin America, and Europe will never shut the fuck up about how good their niggers are at kicking a ball and making up rules.

 

[invisibult plus+]

I watched zero minutes of this game and the only thing that's bad about this is browns from Africa, Latin America, and Europe will never shut the fuck up about how good their niggers are at kicking a ball and making up rules.

Don’t forget diving in front of an opponent to engineer a foul.

 

[MadStan]

The funny thing is that it didn't have to be this bad. The US could have lost by like 1 to nothing. They gave up 3 goals out of pure retardation.

It was 2-1 and frankly the USA had momentum and possession...a fuck up like this is what turns a "they had a shot" to "not a fucking chance". It will be remembered as a wash at 4-1, but that pivotal moment in the game fucked up everything. The air went out of their lungs and they were beaten right there and then. I had to watch the replay 5 times because I could not fathom how he fucked it up so badly. That clip will be replayed with infamy a million times and rightly so.

Those wikipedia edits are hilarious. "...domestic terrorist..." had me in stitches!

 

[Vlad the Implier]

I just hope that FIFA's profits and attendance plummet now that all host countries and Brazil are out.

They've already flown this far and booked hotels. They're gonna get their money's worth.

 

[Chuckwagon]

Damn that blows, figured it was always a longshot since the Americans usually don't get further than this round, still I guess that means no European seething (outside of Portugal) tonight & certainly no CUM flowing in the quarterfinals.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

to "ermm akctuasly no one likes soccer anyway we are good at da real football american fotball thats only thing that matters

Nigga, we do this every 4 years. The US plays, but we're not a soccer country. Everyone malds. We let the rest of the world play their gay ass pleb sport that nobody talks about for 4 years.