Futbol thread.

Party Hat Wurmple said:
Let's see Belgium play real Football. They'll cry at the prospect of doing anything actually physical.
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They are. But If you mean American football, the Belgians are pretty good at Rugby too, which is like American football, but without the faggy body armour and helmets to protect whatever nigger your country worships at the time.
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
Let's see Belgium play real Football. They'll cry at the prospect of doing anything actually physical.
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This is real football, in that it is played with an actual ball and mostly with one's feet. I wish my fellow Americans took this sport as seriously as they take the one that's literally only played in the US.
 
It's Little Alex Horne said:
As a neutral, I'm just glad this match isn't sending me to sleep
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Jesus, be blessed that you weren't here for spain and portugal

Clem Fandango said:
Come on you yanks, Belgium is barely bigger than Cape Verde, you should be crushing these cunts
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Kek, football doesn't work like that, otherwise we would see India and China obliterate everyone lol
 
Vlad the Implier said:
This is real football, in that it is played with an actual ball and mostly with one's feet. I wish my fellow Americans took this sport as seriously as they take the one that's literally only played in the US.
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It's because the US plays the right game and the rest of the world is wrong.

Dude Where's My Foreskin? said:
to protect
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That is also where you're wrong bugger. Those pads don't protect shit and make the game 1000% more dangerous.
 
Vlad the Implier said:
This is real football, in that it is played with an actual ball and mostly with one's feet. I wish my fellow Americans took this sport as seriously as they take the one that's literally only played in the US.
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That's like saying White People aren't humans because there's only 800 million of us and 7 billion nons. Just because there's more of a thing doesn't make it good.
 
Going back to sports talk: football is a game about tension and release, it isn't being scored every time and the only mostly american game that gets close to it is the american football but it became absolutely americanized and fucked over by corpos selling you bullshit.

And a game without any tension and release is basketball, god what a shitty game. Even more in NBA when the players are so good that it becomes a long race for 2 hours (even when the game have 4 quarters of 12 minutes), to the point where any point doesn't matter in the long run, just the final ones and even then there is a blowout to make games even less meaningless.

And this is without even entering the NBA format that may be one of the most retarded shit I ever saw.
 
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Going back to sports talk: football is a game about tension and release, it isn't being scored every time and the only mostly american game that gets close to it is the american football but it became absolutely americanized and fucked over by corpos selling you bullshit.
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Doesn't know about baseball award.
 
The Big A said:
That's like saying White People aren't humans because there's only 800 million of us and 7 billion nons. Just because there's more of a thing doesn't make it good.
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Not my point. If you really are the best, then you prove it by beating everyone else. Bragging about a sport that you're the best at because you're the only one who plays it is weak and cowardly.
 
Vlad the Implier said:
This is real football, in that it is played with an actual ball and mostly with one's feet. I wish my fellow Americans took this sport as seriously as they take the one that's literally only played in the US.
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real football is the game where every single player for every single world cup team would be crippled trying to play it after 2 plays, because 6' 170lb (that's 1.8m, 77kg for you metric pansies) dudes would get snapped like pretzel rods on the real football field, just sayin :smug:
 
Vlad the Implier said:
Not my point. If you really are the best, then you prove it by beating everyone else. Bragging about a sport that you're the best at because you're the only one who plays it is weak and cowardly.
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Well, I didn't want to do this, but I guess I have to.

Soccer sucks. It's eternally cucked and will always be cucked. It's a cuckolded sport for cuckolds and twinks and that's why that faggots like Cristiano Ronaldo played it and spread his cheeks for the Pfizer Shot. Spanish countries invented a word specifically for "strategic crying" and any sport with Strategic Crying is cucked. Belgium is also eternally cucked. The way they represent themselves globally is by wearing the colors of the TRANS FLAG.

Just because it's the Most Popular Sport Globally doesn't mean anything. It just means you're poor. (Top hats plz.)
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
Well, I didn't want to do this, but I guess I have to.

Soccer sucks. It's eternally cucked and will always be cucked. It's a cuckolded sport for cuckolds and twinks and that's why that faggots like Cristiano Ronaldo played it and spread his cheeks for the Pfizer Shot. Spanish countries invented a word specifically for "strategic crying" and any sport with Strategic Crying is cucked. Belgium is also eternally cucked. The way they represent themselves globally is by wearing the colors of the TRANS FLAG.

Just because it's the Most Popular Sport Globally doesn't mean anything. It just means you're poor. (Top hats plz.)
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What do you think it is the Pinnacle of american sports?
 
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