Futbol thread.

[It's DVS Motherfucker]

Holy fuck, this World Cup draw is insufferable. Is it part of Kevin Hart's humiliation ritual to be forced to stand next to this towering, retarded, old bimbo for all the world to see?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Pure cringe and Fremdscham inducing. Why am I even watching this?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The youtube chat is going about as well as you'd expect.

Good numbers though, approaching 600k live.

 

[Registration]

I will watch my club be relegated for the second time for the second time in a few days and this is so embarassing that I had to mute the TV, this is painful and I fucking hate it.

NOW THEY STARTED A COMEDY SKETCH HOLY SHIT THIS IS TORTURE.

 

[It's DVS Motherfucker]

Thank God Senegal and France wear such drastically different kits.

 

[Balr0g]

Watching the groups and you have to think some countries rigged the draw. Or is that my impression?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Wow. Not one interesting group or hot match up in the group stage bc of all these limitations. This fucking sucks.

 

[Registration]

Watching the groups and you have to think some countries rigged the draw. Or is that my impression?

Argentina got so easy.

Group C is almost the same as 1998, which was the last time Scotland participated lol

 

[blahblahblah678]

Mexico was gifted a shit group

 

[Registration]

Mexico was gifted a shit group

It is the most fun one by far.

If they fail to qualify it will be funny as fuck

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Here are the groups.

	GROUP A		GROUP B		GROUP C		GROUP D
1	MEXICO	1	CANADA	1	BRAZIL	1	USA
2	SOUTH AFRICA	2	ITA/NIR/WAL/BIH	2	MOROCCO	2	PARAGUAY
3	SOUTH KOREA	3	QATAR	3	HAITI	3	AUSTRALIA
4	DEN/MKD/CZE/IRL	4	SWITZERLAND	4	SCOTLAND	4	TUR/ROU/SVK/KOS
	GROUP E		GROUP F		GROUP G		GROUP H
1	GERMANY	1	NETHERLANDS	1	BELGIUM	1	SPAIN
2	CURACAO	2	JAPAN	2	EGYPT	2	CAPE VERDE
3	IVORY COAST	3	UKR/SWE/POL/ALB	3	IRAN	3	SAUDI ARABIA
4	ECUADOR	4	TUNISIA	4	NEW ZEALAND	4	URUGUAY
	GROUP I		GROUP J		GROUP K		GROUP L
1	FRANCE	1	ARGENTINA	1	PORTUGAL	1	ENGLAND
2	SENEGAL	2	ALGERIA	2	NCL/JAM/DRC	2	CROATIA
3	BOL/SUR/IRQ	3	AUSTRIA	3	UZBEKISTAN	3	GHANA
4	NORWAY	4	JORDAN	4	COLOMBIA	4	PANAMA

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[cypocryphy]

I'm pretty superstitious, so I refuse jinx it by saying that the USA has an "easy" group. Seems pretty even tbh.

 

[Registration]

I'm pretty superstitious, so I refuse jinx it say that the USA has an "easy" group. Seems pretty even tbh.

I don't think USA knows how to break away Paraguay's defense. They are fucking excellent in that shit

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So glad we added more teams. Certainly will make games more interesting. Anyways, the only group of death is Group L and its not that tough

 

[cypocryphy]

Wow. Not one interesting group or hot match up in the group stage bc of all these limitations. This fucking sucks.

I think Spain vs Uruguay, England vs Croatia, Portugal vs Colombia, and France vs Norway all look pretty good. Also Japan vs Netherlands and Brazil vs Morocco because Japan and Morocco did some giant killing in 2022. There's definitely going to be upsets and weird results too.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[Random Internet Person]

I miss Sepp Blatter.

 

[Registration]

I was talking with my friends and we tried to find a more cringe moments in live events and we failed. Even the France opening Olympics had cool parts, if just the FUCKING DRAWS was this bad, imagine the opening and ending. Oh wait, THEY FUCKING ADDED A HALF TIME SHOW, STOP THIS SHIT

 

[DoubleMint]

The 2 worst nations of last world cup (Qatar and Canada) share a group now.
i dont feel like the 48 teams will make the group matches unwatchable but with 2/3of third place teams going to round of 32 it is crazy that one of those nations now has an easy chance of going next round