🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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Why don't more unattractive women just buy fur/murrsuits?
I guess you can't really go on a date in one...
E: That disney dog spaghetti scene but he bites her head off. ROFL.
 
That video looks like they're just dry humping and trying to hide it with the positions/angles. Not saying the idea of 10 furries running a train on a female furry is unimaginable, but I think they're just lazily making onlyfans content.
 
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Lurkin' 'n' Jerkin' said:
That video looks like they're just dry humping and trying to hide it with the positions/angles. Not saying the idea of 10 furries running a train on a female furry is unimaginable, but I think they're just lazily making onlyfans content.
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Lazy still sells unfortunately. Am I wrong in thinking that OnlyFans is basically prostitution with extra steps?
 
Lurkin' 'n' Jerkin' said:
That video looks like they're just dry humping and trying to hide it with the positions/angles. Not saying the idea of 10 furries running a train on a female furry is unimaginable, but I think they're just lazily making onlyfans content.
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All that work finding and lining up fursuited dorks, and they couldn't even spring for a director/cameraman who knew how to film porn.
 
Lurkin' 'n' Jerkin' said:
That video looks like they're just dry humping and trying to hide it with the positions/angles. Not saying the idea of 10 furries running a train on a female furry is unimaginable, but I think they're just lazily making onlyfans content.
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This content is about as hot as rubbing 2 stuffed animals together. Fursuits are hot so i can imagine a lot of it has to do what position you can be in while have a fan on you for X minutes plus probably are a lot of people standing around out of suit that have to avoid getting in the shot. Also a lot of these videos are just exercise in ego-stroking and the point is to show off you can have sex with 10k on and the actual porn/content is not important.
 
This weekend is a big weekend in New Jersey because not only is Garden State Fur The Weekend still happening, but also the two spite New Jersey fur conventions, Furgeddaboutit and The Big One. It's not even Saturday yet, but the first incident is already here. I'm crossposting this from the Lumin City thread, but it's so bizarre I'm not sure how to properly summarize it.

Long story short, Lumin has spent the last 3 days making 400+ posts on Bluesky obsessively a-logging over how much he hates Garden State, calling everyone involved a nazi, and desperately trying to smear every single person who expressed interest in the event, with most people either ignoring him and/or telling him they don't care.

Since the event is happening this weekend, he's escalated to staging "protests" outside the hotel. And by "protest", I mean he's standing outside the GSFTW hotel by himself in fursuit and obsessively posting about his experience. Most people either ignored him or assumed he was some sort of performance art piece.
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This escalated to Lumin taking photos of random people walking by and posting them to his bluesky, calling them nazis. Then he brags about taking photos of actual teenagers and posting them.
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He then posted this unhinged video where a woman yells at him for being a massive creep by taking pictures of children. Lumin just keeps yelling "you're a nazi" over and over.

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Passerby: That's really fucking-
Other Passerby: Why are we taking pictures of children?
Passerby: Yeah! That's really-
Lumin: Shouldn't have attended a Nazi Fur Con.
Passerby: That's really weird, taking pictures of children-
Lumin: Shouldn't have attended a Nazi Fur Con.
Passerby: What?
Lumin: Bunch of Nazis here and you thought that people are going to be like...
Passerby: What Nazis are you talking about?
Lumin: Bunch of Nazis here. Just look, at uh, look, Dogpatch all them-
Passerby: Show me the Nazis.
Lumin: There are Nazis right there. Wow, you want to see like, oh, there's no swastikas?
Passerby: Grow up, bro, you can't take pictures of-
Lumin: Alright, public property.
Passerby: That's a child.
Lumin: All right (unintelligible) shut up nazis.
Passerby: You can't take a picture of my-
Lumin: Bro, you have a bunch of Nazis here, so...
Passerby: Like we're all fucking one community, there's no need to be so fucking weird.
Lumin: All right, Nazis.
Passerby: You have no clue who the fuck I am.
Lumin: Yeah, you're a Nazifur.
Passerby: I'm the nazi?
Lumin: Yeah, because you're associated with Nazis.
Passerby: Well you're the one taking pictures of goddamn children-
Lumin: Oh, what? So I'm a pedo because I... oh my God, how about just- (video ends)

Reminder that this was the same guy who got banned from several conventions in early 2024 because he went to Anthro New England and harassed people with fake legal documents. These are the kind of people who are trying to spite GSFTW.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Man how is Xydexx letting this newest addition to his polycule go unclaimed?
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He does have the same 'screaming on the internet' style, doesn't he? Though I don't think Xydexx would ever leave his cushy upper middle class surroundings for a protest.
 
Pinball 2000 said:
He then posted this unhinged video where a woman yells at him for being a massive creep by taking pictures of children. Lumin just keeps yelling "you're a nazi" over and over.
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It should become standard practice in this society to just surround and pummel people like this. Not for any of the other behaviors, but for repeatedly shouting the same nonsensical fucking thing over and over. For one thing it's an indicator they're a pushover and won't fight back, but it also usually indicates there's no unique or coherent thoughts at risk of destruction from the beating too.
 
moocow said:
It should become standard practice in this society to just surround and pummel people like this. Not for any of the other behaviors, but for repeatedly shouting the same nonsensical fucking thing over and over. For one thing it's an indicator they're a pushover and won't fight back, but it also usually indicates there's no unique or coherent thoughts at risk of destruction from the beating too.
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You do realize that Fox News would end up like UFC 419 if that practice is adhered to? The anchors on there yell the same thing over and over as they don't have the braincells to come up with anything else.
 
To go along with my previous post looking into Drayne, I went ahead and took a further look into his aliases even further and managed to find an Imgur account with an immense amount of powerleveling.

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TL;DR if someone doesn't like something about themself, don't convince them to accept it; instead, help them to change it. I can't tell you how many times I've talked about being upset at my weight and being told "You look fine!" No, I don't. I'm five-foot-eight and 250 pounds, largely due to an extreme lack of daily exercise (my diet is actually relatively good, no soda, almost no junky snacks, fast food on rare occasions). I look terrible. I have rolls of fat on my chest and down my sides that show clearly though shirts and make me incredibly uneasy. I love to swim but haven't done so in literally a decade because I'm too embarrassed by my body. I have no self confidence when asking people on dates and those who say yes I can't help but feel do so solely out of pity or a desire for a free meal than anything else. I like to think I have a pretty handsome face, but my attractiveness ends at the jawline. The healthy weight for my height is something like 150-170. I'm only 23 and my knees are starting to really bother me if I stand for too long, and I can't imagine what kinds of fabulous health problems await me in my 40s. I get what you're trying to do and I appreciate it, but "you look fine" is not what I want to hear. If anything it just comes off as demeaning. Now, some backstory. When I was four years old I had a spontaneous seizure. Doctors were unable to determine the cause after multiple MRIs and other tests. I have never had a seizure since then, and it had no lasting effects on me, except it paralyzed my right leg below the knee. Growing up, I could never participate in sports. I couldn't run. I couldn't kick a ball. I walk with a very noticeable limp because I can't move my ankle. Of course, none of that got me off the hook from participating in gym class, or saved me from the ridicule of my classmates. First grade through my sophomore year of high school were filled with degrading comments about my ability to do near anything physical (except this one time we had an archery unit, which everyone sucked at and I kicked ass at, which was an indescribably good feeling). I won't bore you with the details, but suffice it to say, it put a bad taste in my mouth towards physical activity. I've tried many times (I'm not kidding, I really honestly have) to get myself to exercise, but the moment I try to do anything of the sort, my mind is suddenly flooded with memories of humiliation and degradation. Doesn't matter where I am or who's with me; in a gym, with some friends, or completely by myself. I can only get about five minutes of exercise in before I feel like I want to cry from mental anguish, and then flee back to my computer (probably to this website, you goddamn bastards). I've asked a lot of people for coaching and I'm honestly shocked at how many people have told me to just come to terms and be happy with who I am. I should be happy that I have a decent face and a great personality and that I just have to meet the right person. Fuck that noise. I want to be that beefy stud with huge pecs and broad shoulders, and just a bit of belly but with a nice hint of abs coming through that makes a stomach attractive but still good for cuddling. I want to be that guy who feels uncomfortable unless he works out at least 30 minutes a day. That guy that everyone wants to hook up with. I know it's not really mentally healthy to have such a huge goal. But it's a lot more mentally (and physically) healthy than the idea that 250-lb me is perfectly fine, because it's not. Humans are not meant to be this big, and I know I will suffer greatly in my adult life if I don't take steps to fix it now while I still have some youth to me. In conclusion. If someone complains about being overweight, do NOT try and support them by telling them they look fine as they are. A person who's upset about being overweight should be encouraged to change it, not to be comfortable with it. Often times people are quite comfortable being heavy, and good for them, by all means stay as you are. But those who aren't should be given help to get healthy instead of given praise for this misguided idea that being fat is all fine and dandy. I think that's just about all I have to say. If you've made it this far, I greatly appreciate it. Just having someone listen is honestly greatly relieving. I'll sign off now. Enjoy yourselves here, you wonderful bastards. PS: If you have any tips on overcoming my stressful past, I'm eager to hear them.

Tl;Dr: Drayne had a seizure when he was four years old that paralyzed his right leg below the knee and sucked at sports in high school. He always wanted to be super jacked so he can have tons of gay sex

Archive of the post: https://archive.is/wM2tK
Imgur comments: https://archive.is/VlWpj
Imgur posts: https://archive.is/YvGUu
Foot fetish confirmed(?): https://archive.is/l3His

Other than that, his Imgur account has nothing else notable from the time I had searching on it.

Drayne also has a Reddit account, but it's nothing but typical politispergings about Trump.

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Reddit account: https://archive.is/7smY7
 
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