🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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Furrydelphia's con schedule just went live, and furries are bitching about it.

Among the highlights, they have an abortion panel:
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I just can't take these double-standard jackasses seriously, lmao.
Honestly the left has this cult like obsession with abortion.
I really hope this is entirely about how to get your twink a boibortion if you get him mpreggers
I mean the sad thing is some Fujoshi fan girl and some bitter angry young queer are probably in the fandom formulating some leftist argument for why abortion affects trans women, men, and gay people more.
 
What gets me about Harvest Moon Howl Fest is that they're not that far from Cecil County, MD...which has the highest KKK activity in the state. Slight PL, have a friend who lives up that way and they tell me they've seen them meet and the compound as well. Wtg Chise! Its like you didn't even bother to do your research or reach out to the furry group for MD and ask for help with this.

O/U 5.5 lynchings will occur that weekend.
I did not even know lol, that just consolidate further this is literally a Utoya massacre 2.0 lying in wait, considering as well the general attitude of people in Virginia tends to be on the more conservative side of things.

I do wonder - given Chise's overexposure and outspoken nature on Twitter as Moderna's unofficial spokesperson, and her poor opsec, if things go catastrophically south at HMHF or if it comes to light she's just grifting people, would her employers at Moderna fire her ass for damage control purposes?

She's bitching again on Twitter about people having aproblem with her being a vaccine scientist who's also a furfag, and all I can say is, she's the one who'll have a problem if Moderna gets wind of her nonsense and starts checking to see if she's using company devices, Internet bandwidth, and such for convention planning.
Probably at some point, my guess is that it would be a international case and she would be taken to the US for prosecution and as such loose her job. Everyone at her job probably supports her or just secretly hates her for he attitude, which I would not be surprised in the utmost slightest at all.
UPDATE: Megaplex issued a more in-depth statement as to why they had to institute a bag check:

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Tl;dr: Someone brought a weapon to the con and got escorted off. Hotel told MP to do a bag check. Many furries took to Twitter to bitch and whine (with hyperbole) about "muh safe space," as they tend to do.

they did put out a later statement saying it was some dude who forgot his gat in his bathroom but I am very unsure. Either way, its stupid as fuck to be strapped in there. The only place that makes sense if MFF due to it being in Chicago (even if the gangbangers don't cross up to O'hare because the last time they did the police cracked down hard).
 
A new convention is starting up in...
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...LAS VEGAS?!

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Oh, lovely. Unlike Harvest Moon Woke Fest, they seem to have their shit together already...

Oh wait...no, no they don't. They're following directly in the footsteps of a con that hasn't even started yet:


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So let me get this straight...you don't have even a name for this convention, but you know it's gotta have a troon running the show? And it's gotta be in one of the most expensive convention locations in the country?

Holy shit, these priorities. Rev up your popcorn machines, boyos, this is bound to be one entertaining show.
 
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Don't wanna jump to conclusions, but Chise has quietly removed "Chair of HMHF" from her Twitter bio as of January this year, so the change of leadership might be her handing it off to anyone naive enough to run this convention.
 
A new convention is starting up in...
[checks notes]

...LAS VEGAS?!

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Oh, lovely. Unlike Harvest Moon Woke Fest, they seem to have their shit together already...

Oh wait...no, no they don't. They're following directly in the footsteps of a con that hasn't even started yet:


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So let me get this straight...you don't have even a name for this convention, but you know it's gotta have a troon running the show? And it's gotta be in one of the most expensive convention locations in the country?

Holy shit, these priorities. Rev up your popcorn machines, boyos, this is bound to be one entertaining show.
You know, now Covid isn't an excuse anymore, I cannot wait to see what the con scene is going to look like next week.

I might have to order more popcorn.
 
A new convention is starting up in...
[checks notes]

...LAS VEGAS?!

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Oh, lovely. Unlike Harvest Moon Woke Fest, they seem to have their shit together already...

Oh wait...no, no they don't. They're following directly in the footsteps of a con that hasn't even started yet:


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So let me get this straight...you don't have even a name for this convention, but you know it's gotta have a troon running the show? And it's gotta be in one of the most expensive convention locations in the country?

Holy shit, these priorities. Rev up your popcorn machines, boyos, this is bound to be one entertaining show.
No names, no location, no plan. Just a shitty pride flag and a prayer. If this isn’t a poor attempt to one up FFA on the other side of the political spectrum it’s a scam waiting to happen because there’s no way poor innocent lgbtq+ PoC would ever do that!
 
No names, no location, no plan. Just a shitty pride flag and a prayer. If this isn’t a poor attempt to one up FFA on the other side of the political spectrum it’s a scam waiting to happen because there’s no way poor innocent lgbtq+ PoC would ever do that!
Con chair is this guy: https://twitter.com/ParanoidPuppies and if "officially scheduled" means what it does, then they've probably already signed a contract with the hotel.

Probably not a "scam", but very definitely run by local amateurs who've never ran a con before. The most important selling point being "it's trans and poc" and not emphasising the fact it's in the casino capital of the US is the writing on the wall. Eight months is not a lot of time if they haven't even figured out the name for the convention yet, so I'm looking forward to the logistical nightmare :popcorn:
 
Honestly if that does occur do we have an unofficial Kiwifarms meetup but we only use usernames and never first names.
Wearing Kiwifarms shirts would probably be the best way of socially distancing ourselves from the diaperfags stinking up the place. Cell signal might be bad though due to the hundreds of furries Reeeee-ing on Twitter.
 
A new convention is starting up in...
[checks notes]

...LAS VEGAS?!

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Oh, lovely. Unlike Harvest Moon Woke Fest, they seem to have their shit together already...

Oh wait...no, no they don't. They're following directly in the footsteps of a con that hasn't even started yet:


View attachment 3586442
So let me get this straight...you don't have even a name for this convention, but you know it's gotta have a troon running the show? And it's gotta be in one of the most expensive convention locations in the country?

Holy shit, these priorities. Rev up your popcorn machines, boyos, this is bound to be one entertaining show.
Why is it that every LGBT con always shoots for a Mars mission on the first try when they can't even figure out how to get to the moon lmao
Start small and build a rep, grow your experience with your con, why is this so fucking difficult for these spergs?
 
Why is it that every LGBT con always shoots for a Mars mission on the first try when they can't even figure out how to get to the moon lmao
Start small and build a rep, grow your experience with your con, why is this so fucking difficult for these spergs?
Because among furries, at least, con leadership is seen as a way of chasing clout. It's glamorous, and entirely about vanity.
 
A 18+ furry age play convention is set for May 2023 in Gold Coast Australia and it’s already got some questionable shit regarding their Privacy Policy.
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website https://kangacon.au/
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Now if you excuse me I’ve got to bleach my eyes after all the shit. :cryblood:
Hmmm, I talked about this to a local friend of mine who is actually in the area and it turns out the con might be ran by the same dude who runs the "littles down under" company, which sells "adult diapers" under a NDIS scheme to help the elderly. the only issue is that, the company is registered under the ABN (tax file number) of 2 random people and the ABN of the actual guy running it is a dude who is locally involved in the diaperfur scene, which means the whole thing is a fucking scam.

I cannot reveal any information because its purely speculatory but I can hand out the ABNs and the companies NDIS certificate if anyone needs it.

A new convention is starting up in...
[checks notes]

...LAS VEGAS?!

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Oh, lovely. Unlike Harvest Moon Woke Fest, they seem to have their shit together already...

Oh wait...no, no they don't. They're following directly in the footsteps of a con that hasn't even started yet:


View attachment 3586442
So let me get this straight...you don't have even a name for this convention, but you know it's gotta have a troon running the show? And it's gotta be in one of the most expensive convention locations in the country?

Holy shit, these priorities. Rev up your popcorn machines, boyos, this is bound to be one entertaining show.
inb4 the hotel gets sick of them after 1 con or some major shit happens and it gets shut down due to staff walkouts or unhappy attendees. the logistical documents for this con must be, suicide-inducing, to say the very least. the balance sheet would also look like a nightmare too.
 
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Don't wanna jump to conclusions, but Chise has quietly removed "Chair of HMHF" from her Twitter bio as of January this year, so the change of leadership might be her handing it off to anyone naive enough to run this convention.
If you’re right, I wouldn’t be surprised if Chise dropped out of the con chair role because being the happy coof advice furry gives her all the attention her narcissistic personality demands. Damn, COVIDs the best thing that ever happened to her.

Wouldn’t be surprised too if she’s making a half assed attempt at distancing herself to make running off with the money they raised easier.
 
If you’re right, I wouldn’t be surprised if Chise dropped out of the con chair role because being the happy coof advice furry gives her all the attention her narcissistic personality demands. Damn, COVIDs the best thing that ever happened to her.

Wouldn’t be surprised too if she’s making a half assed attempt at distancing herself to make running off with the money they raised easier.
COVID drama is winding down. What is Chise going to do when her Coof Mama shtick gets too tired to lean on? Start another con con?
 
COVID drama is winding down. What is Chise going to do when her Coof Mama shtick gets too tired to lean on? Start another con con?
She’s already trying to be the monkeypox answer lady. And being a furry, she will get a truck load of mileage out of reposting “don’t shame, it’s not a gay disease!” A million times.

And no matter how small or insignificant the outbreak of any disease, she’s going to make sure she’s there to cut and paste and tweet facts and inform people, regardless of what a nothing of a disease it will be.

It also occurs to me that while other fur cons have returned to in person events, Chise ‘postponed’ HMHF this year because it was ‘too soon’ and we’re still COVID surging. And she’s going on about variants and how it’s still too dangerous; trust me, she’ll milk coof and its variants for all they're worth and keep the pandemic going on, on her Twitter, for as long as she can.
 
She’s already trying to be the monkeypox answer lady. And being a furry, she will get a truck load of mileage out of reposting “don’t shame, it’s not a gay disease!” A million times.

And no matter how small or insignificant the outbreak of any disease, she’s going to make sure she’s there to cut and paste and tweet facts and inform people, regardless of what a nothing of a disease it will be.

It also occurs to me that while other fur cons have returned to in person events, Chise ‘postponed’ HMHF this year because it was ‘too soon’ and we’re still COVID surging. And she’s going on about variants and how it’s still too dangerous; trust me, she’ll milk coof and its variants for all they're worth and keep the pandemic going on, on her Twitter, for as long as she can.
I suppose you're right. Chise would never abandon an easy grift like that. Why would she? She probably doesn't get any professional recognition anyway, particularly if her colleagues know of her twitter proclivities.
 
Wearing Kiwifarms shirts would probably be the best way of socially distancing ourselves from the diaperfags stinking up the place. Cell signal might be bad though due to the hundreds of furries Reeeee-ing on Twitter.
Honestly diaper fags I know at least their waste goes to a hopefully sanitary receptacle. I'm more worried about Murr suiters to be honest.
Wild swing here because I doubt anyone will know but what the fuck are Chinese furries doing at their conventions?

It's not a vape pen. It looks like they crack a glowstick and inhale it. Amyl nitrite?
Not even Commie Chang can stop the reign of furry porn. I Guess there is a reason the CIA is so fucking queer now. Imagine what they do behind closed doors.
 
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