🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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LeChampion1992 said:
I swear it's almost like the vaccines have proven to be ineffective at stopping covid and that actually engaging in sexual orgies is probably a issue.
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They weren't ever really meant to stop it, they just kick in your immune system response. So if you get it your body fights it like a week earlier. I personally can't wait for the hyperAIDS that will come from people assuming all these vaccines make them invincible during orgies.
 
Catboi said:
They weren't ever really meant to stop it, they just kick in your immune system response. So if you get it your body fights it like a week earlier. I personally can't wait for the hyperAIDS that will come from people assuming all these vaccines make them invincible during orgies.
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I mean it will be funny seeing the Uber vaccine people get Uber aids While all the unjabbers somehow survive the mega apocalypse of disease.
 
who dare wins? said:
It is sad, however, there is other more lulzy cons/behaviour that I am expecting to occur in the next few years. Next year is shaping up well with jason and kabier being GOH there, there will likely be more people. As such the chances of this behaviour exponentially increase. I was always however, awaiting the harvest howl moonfest whatever the fuck. I don't think it has been too well documented enough but below is some a-log/sperging or whatever about that convention:
  • Two of the original members of the admin of the con (nazfk and pibbleking) got absolutely assraped and chased out of the con for their disgusting behaviour. Naz for fucking trannies raw dog and trying to rape both men and women and pibble being the usual nigger and driving while high on acid on many occasions
  • the con is based at Camp Ramblewood, which looks excessively large and as such I am expecting high costs because the camp is likely expecting their cabins to be fully booked out and have possible overflow needing tents for the convention
  • The entire thing, considering that Chise, S0LARDOG and others constantly talk about "taking down nazifurs" and "rising nazi issues" in America, holding a convention in a park full of brown people only and leftists as well is only expected to go one way and one way only if you are feeling so threatened. It is literally Utoya island massacre 2.0 for anyone who realises this is a major fucking security risk because of no fences and the campgrounds are noted for not being too well maintained (which means they likely got this on the cheap)
  • they keep trying to hold off on it thanks to chose sperging about COVID. it is currently 3 years overdue at this point and likely might not even happen and just be a money laundering scheme
  • if it does go ahead, considering it is in the woods, it will likely be trased and covered in cum and monkeypox ridden condoms. The environment and whatever nearby local residents will likely complain about it

The entire thing is a mess still, but it is likely to never go ahead due to "covid concerns" and as such can remain a massive money laundering operation to get cash from the merch they always advertise and sell.


whoever that bald motherfucker is, I applaud him for going out with just his face. However seeing both diesel and foxler together without the two of them doing some dumb shit is honestly a bit surprising. However the whole thing seems meh, even from the vibe of the photo.
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Ramblewood is used to hosting weird, niche events. I believe they've had some kind of pagan gathering and also a BDSM camping event, or something.

Honestly, I'd rather see HMHF take the time to get their shit together, rather than go off half-cocked. Yes, the pandemic is a thing and them using it as an excuse to press pause is hollow. But if they want to use that as their shield instead of "We don't have experience and don't know what we're doing, and we're afraid to actually consult with the white furries who would actually be able to advise us." then more power to them. But their lack of experience is what's really holding them back, and likely their hesitance to consult with experienced folks.

I'd like to see them actually get the event off the ground in a good way, so that we can have REAL dish to work from. I'd like to be able to anticipate all of the good drama that one could expect from a 3-day, furry BIPOC Pennsic, complete with "FUCK YOU FOR TELLING ME TO WEAR CLOTHES!" and other associated dramas.
 
Sintharia said:
Ramblewood is used to hosting weird, niche events. I believe they've had some kind of pagan gathering and also a BDSM camping event, or something.

Honestly, I'd rather see HMHF take the time to get their shit together, rather than go off half-cocked. Yes, the pandemic is a thing and them using it as an excuse to press pause is hollow. But if they want to use that as their shield instead of "We don't have experience and don't know what we're doing, and we're afraid to actually consult with the white furries who would actually be able to advise us." then more power to them. But their lack of experience is what's really holding them back, and likely their hesitance to consult with experienced folks.

I'd like to see them actually get the event off the ground in a good way, so that we can have REAL dish to work from. I'd like to be able to anticipate all of the good drama that one could expect from a 3-day, furry BIPOC Pennsic, complete with "FUCK YOU FOR TELLING ME TO WEAR CLOTHES!" and other associated dramas.
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IMO the best con stories are the last second/weekend of collapses like Antheria, that notorious pony con in Vegas, even Dashcon (sorta). It tends to create a feedback loop of disgruntled attendees, desperate con management and a pissed off venue.
 
Urban Sombrero said:
Now that the Free Fur All spergery has finally died down a bit, some minor news happened earlier today.

Remember Fur the 'More that took place in Arlington, VA? They had their first in-person con this year since 2020, and to save you a lot of trouble, it was an absolute shitshow.

But just when you think the bad news was over, it isn't.  Because, you see, this year the con board insisted on being more woke than prior years, and rather than go with the tried and true Frisky's Wildlife Sanctuary or the ALS Association as they had in the past, they chose Casa Ruby. Here's their blog post on the decision (now deleted):
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Their website still lists Casa Ruby as their charity of choice for 2022:
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Why is this significant? Fur the 'More proudly shared that they donated over $5600 to Casa Ruby at the end of their convention.
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And now we get to the real kicker. Last month, The Washington Post published a bombshell report on Casa Ruby, which alleges that the charity misappropriated funds, didn't pay staffers that were owed pay, and that the charity quietly closed their operations.

Now the DC Government is launching an investigation on Casa Ruby's founder, Ruby Corado, and the Attorney General is moving to freeze Casa Ruby's accounts, as they claim that Corado took the money and fled the country, to her home country of El Salvador.

You can read more about it in the following:
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This is embarrassing for Fur the 'More on so many levels. Bear in mind, prior to this, the convention had no issues with their charities, and both Frisky's and the ALS Association are well-established charity causes. But because of perceived "trans-specific hate" that they won't elaborate further on, they went with this charity that even last year showed signs of not being very legitimate. The decision was made to switch to Casa Ruby as the charity of choice for 2022 without even a hint of research prior to show that the money donated will go to people who need it most. Or will do some good at all.

It's quite likely that the $5600 the con raised is helping Ruby Corado enjoy a nice vacation in El Salvador until she gets extradited, or until the funds stop flowing. Oh well, go woke, go broke.
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UPDATE: MidAnthro Association (Fur the 'More's parent organization) issued a statement on Casa Ruby:
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Sintharia said:
Ramblewood is used to hosting weird, niche events. I believe they've had some kind of pagan gathering and also a BDSM camping event, or something.

Honestly, I'd rather see HMHF take the time to get their shit together, rather than go off half-cocked. Yes, the pandemic is a thing and them using it as an excuse to press pause is hollow. But if they want to use that as their shield instead of "We don't have experience and don't know what we're doing, and we're afraid to actually consult with the white furries who would actually be able to advise us." then more power to them. But their lack of experience is what's really holding them back, and likely their hesitance to consult with experienced folks.

I'd like to see them actually get the event off the ground in a good way, so that we can have REAL dish to work from. I'd like to be able to anticipate all of the good drama that one could expect from a 3-day, furry BIPOC Pennsic, complete with "FUCK YOU FOR TELLING ME TO WEAR CLOTHES!" and other associated dramas.
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Would be funny as fuck, the only issue I can think of is that it generally would not look to be it would have good security in the slightest whatsoever (due to inexperience) and that alone would probably lead to things like fuckloads of stuff being stolen or entire cabins or tents upturned. Police would get involved from there.

That and whatever would happen there would be some real kumbayah branch dividian jones town stuff, since it is generally isolated and far away from most places, some insane shit is definitely going to occur over there.

My only real concern is security, mainly because it would lead to a lot of illegal shit happening because they would probably have "limited police involvement" and would lead to a fucking shitfest of hooliganism and tomfoolery. That and whenever I think about it, I feel someone would probably try and do the next FBI-sponsored mass shooting of some sort. Or some /pol/ sperg takes advantage of it. Soft target fucking all over, it really is not full proof to this considering many of the con organisers always complain about conservatives and "neo nazis" using violence and "trans people being genocided" yada yada ya.

Mikoyan said:
IMO the best con stories are the last second/weekend of collapses like Antheria, that notorious pony con in Vegas, even Dashcon (sorta). It tends to create a feedback loop of disgruntled attendees, desperate con management and a pissed off venue.
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It would genuinely be fucking funny seeing the con fall apart real time, considering it is far away from many places, it would be a pot for disaster. 3-day black people only orgy turned 3-day bureaucratic hell because of last-minute changes,
 
More pics from FFA brought to us by the furry raiders:lol: (go to the tweet, i don't feel like pasting every picture)
https://twitter.com/furry_raiders/status/1554615358304165888?s=12&t=IU9B7wDrGLqb2GI_FFE2iA
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This is my favorite picture ever
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Mildly interesting tweet from Jasonafex regarding FFA 2023's VIP registration
https://twitter.com/jasonafexfa/status/1554518061746737153?s=12&t=IU9B7wDrGLqb2GI_FFE2iA
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for $450 you can have dinner with jason and his child bride featuring a washed out drunk.
some random merch that's probably cheap to purchase.
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for a second year that's pretty expensive compared to larger cons who's super high tiers are usually around $200+ with the exception of anthrocon of having the one at $1,000.
 
Lion said:
for $450 you can have dinner with jason and his child bride featuring a washed out drunk.
some random merch that's probably cheap to purchase.
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for a second year that's pretty expensive compared to larger cons who's super high tiers are usually around $200+ with the exception of anthrocon of having the one at $1,000.
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As with everything in the furry scene, something is only too expensive if nobody buys it. The amount of disposable income people are willing to throw around is higher than in almost any other fandom.
 
Instant_Pot_User said:
TL;DR we dindu nuffin; but we did send the money to the organization currently under investigation for financial fuckery :^)
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If DC Furs weren't so arrogant and high on wokeness, whippits, and vanity, they would've taken this moment to reflect on just how bad FtM 2022 went, and how finding out that their charity of choice was a scam would be the rotten cherry on top of a shit sundae of a weekend. It would give them the moment of humility to realize they fell short of what their attendees expected out of this event, and take what they learned to do better in 2023.

MidAnthro, on the other hand, has been totally obsessed with wokeness and constant virtue signaling for the current thing. They'll very likely learn nothing from this and double down next year as they announce their new charity... Casa Ruby :^)
 
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Sintharia said:
Ramblewood is used to hosting weird, niche events. I believe they've had some kind of pagan gathering and also a BDSM camping event, or something.
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somebody once told me that they witnessed someone have a chunk carved off them & cooked at Ramblewood, which lead to a ban of such acts at the event
 
Lion said:
for $450 you can have dinner with jason and his child bride featuring a washed out drunk.
some random merch that's probably cheap to purchase.
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for a second year that's pretty expensive compared to larger cons who's super high tiers are usually around $200+ with the exception of anthrocon of having the one at $1,000.
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A 500% increase in VIP ticket price was not on my bingo card (I thought I recalled seeing VIP tix this year were $90). Pretty daring risk on FFA's part that ended up paying off. Color me impressed. Assuming they capped VIP tickets at 30-50, they got themselves $13.5k-$22.5k in operating capital before they packed up and left their con space.

Well played, FFA.
 
WD-40 said:
While we were all distracted by FreeFurAll over the weekend, Chicago's Child Age Play Convention, or CAPCon, took place. And while furry twitter was hyping up FFA as a superspreader event, CAPCon may be the site of an actual COVID outbreak. At least 8 attendees have claimed to test positive for COVID immediately after the con ended, which is unbelievable when the con had a vaccine policy so attendees could feel safe playing with other peoples' used diapers and other """sanitary""" activities.
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The list of ill attendees, as of August 1st, are:
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As of August 3rd, 21 more attendees have tested positive for COVID, totaling 29 ill attendees.
 
What gets me about Harvest Moon Howl Fest is that they're not that far from Cecil County, MD...which has the highest KKK activity in the state. Slight PL, have a friend who lives up that way and they tell me they've seen them meet and the compound as well. Wtg Chise! Its like you didn't even bother to do your research or reach out to the furry group for MD and ask for help with this.

O/U 5.5 lynchings will occur that weekend.
 
Speaking of Monkeypox, Furrydelphia has decided that in the interest of their audience of furry coomer faggots, they posted an FAQ about monkeypox to inform everyone and nudge them to yet again go get jabbed, this time for a disease that can easily be prevented by simply not being a rampant cum-guzzling degenerate.

Mark my words, it's only a matter of time before they require you show your monkeypox jab card to get in too. And don't forget your boosters!
 
Urban Sombrero said:
Speaking of Monkeypox, Furrydelphia has decided that in the interest of their audience of furry coomer faggots, they posted an FAQ about monkeypox to inform everyone and nudge them to yet again go get jabbed, this time for a disease that can easily be prevented by simply not being a rampant cum-guzzling degenerate.

Mark my words, it's only a matter of time before they require you show your monkeypox jab card to get in too. And don't forget your boosters!
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My monkeypox jab card is my birth certificate showing I'm biologically female
 
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