🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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Back on Free Fur All, for a moment….

BoozyBadger, of course, doesn’t like it because it’s for them evil nazi furries and he is (or at least LARPs as) someone on the far left. So of course he has to get his asspats by tweeting a totally sick burn:

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So basically Boozy, a white guy, called a bunch of white furry guys honkies. Owned!

It’s also kind of weird to see him throughout the “man must smell bad“ bit because I’m sure if someone said something similar about Anthro con and how Furrys don’t take showers, he would just go into his “old hand from the fandom“ role and fursplain to you how unshowered furries is just an old wives tale
 
ah what a bummer, from the way people were screaming about it online i assumed it was dashcon 2.0. i was expecting it to be a feature on the front page of the farms. ah well, just looks like a regular furry convention.
but trees take time to give fruit; this year was a nothing, but it got talked about a lot, and because there was no wildly fucking weird incident like a cumpizza, next year it will be bigger.

the larger it gets the more full of milk. it has all the makings of something really fucking schizo tier. i hope something goes horribly wrong once that happens. fingers crossed.
 
You dumb fucks must've forgotten about this [A]

This isn't Sparx's first run-in with the con, or it's organizers, so it would make sense they ended up on the list. Even just googling Sparx leads to...questionable results. Besides, after seeing how Sparx handled Corgi Events, it wouldn't surprise me to see them banned from many other cons. But you idiots already knew that.

Fuck around and find out, I guess.
Except, you dumb fuck, even since the Corgi Events drama Sparx has been DJing and attending cons. He's pretty vocal in the con circuit. Constantly talking about how cons are a safe place for troons and shit. He's got a sense of entitlement about going to cons. Which is where the milk comes from.
 
ah what a bummer, from the way people were screaming about it online i assumed it was dashcon 2.0. i was expecting it to be a feature on the front page of the farms. ah well, just looks like a regular furry convention.
but trees take time to give fruit; this year was a nothing, but it got talked about a lot, and because there was no wildly fucking weird incident like a cumpizza, next year it will be bigger.

the larger it gets the more full of milk. it has all the makings of something really fucking schizo tier. i hope something goes horribly wrong once that happens. fingers crossed.

with Jigglebones and his Money Machine as GOH at FFA23? I'd fucking hope. If the con is going to keep going i just hope more is well documented as all we really got on info was snippets of things. maybe a few autistic moments and a con with less life then a funeral, but really not much came from it other then screeching and coping on the bird app.

Edit: GOH Announcement video

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with Jigglebones and his Money Machine as GOH at FFA23? I'd fucking hope. If the con is going to keep going i just hope more is well documented as all we really got on info was snippets of things. maybe a few autistic moments and a con with less life then a funeral, but really not much came from it other then screeching and coping on the bird app.
Anyone with half a brain knew the milk was bird app, not the con itself.
 
Back on Free Fur All, for a moment….

BoozyBadger, of course, doesn’t like it because it’s for them evil nazi furries and he is (or at least LARPs as) someone on the far left. So of course he has to get his asspats by tweeting a totally sick burn:

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So basically Boozy, a white guy, called a bunch of white furry guys honkies. Owned!

It’s also kind of weird to see him throughout the “man must smell bad“ bit because I’m sure if someone said something similar about Anthro con and how Furrys don’t take showers, he would just go into his “old hand from the fandom“ role and fursplain to you how unshowered furries is just an old wives tale

Oh, that guy again...

How does Mr. Tabler not have his own thread here yet?
 
with Jigglebones and his Money Machine as GOH at FFA23? I'd fucking hope. If the con is going to keep going i just hope more is well documented as all we really got on info was snippets of things. maybe a few autistic moments and a con with less life then a funeral, but really not much came from it other then screeching and coping on the bird app.

Edit: GOH Announcement video

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i’m surprised how normal kate looks. i guess being hidden away did her some good.
 
Someone on their staff has to be a Farmer.
Why isn't pamperchu or other lowcows on the list.
Looking at this list, I'm noticing that there's two people who don't have complete bans and that has me wondering why.

EDIT to respond to Sparx being banned: Likely because of Sparxes entire "but what if I WANT to wear an anti-christ nun outfit to totally own my parents and only my parents?" and the whole "I want to wear this hat, and specifically this hat to show off my love of leather and not a pup mask" bullshit that he's been pulling off lately.
Sparxx got themselves banned because they cause a lot of online drama with furries I wouldn't be surprised if grey or some of the leftist popufur get the boot next.
 
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FreeFurAll has announced that they will be returning in 2023. They had 207 attendees and raised $8,000 for the charity.
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Edit: beaten by an hour
I will give them this: assuming they're not lying about the charity amount (and the money actually gets to the charity), it's actually sort of impressive to have 200 people show up and still get 8K for charity.

For the sake of comparison, CCFC 2020 had about 400 attendees, yet only raised somewhere between $4000-5000 (allegedly, because the money wasn't donated and we never got an exact count).
 
I will give them this: assuming they're not lying about the charity amount (and the money actually gets to the charity), it's actually sort of impressive to have 200 people show up and still get 8K for charity.

For the sake of comparison, CCFC 2020 had about 400 attendees, yet only raised somewhere between $4000-5000 (allegedly, because the money wasn't donated and we never got an exact count).
I mean to give credit where credit is due it seems like it won't be financial issues fucking this con over. From what it looks like there is a pool of invested furries that want a con to succeed and have enough pull to make it succeed.

Snippets pulled from Clawdad's stream

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2Gryphon in the ball pit included.

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Snake in the ball pit, sounds like something straight out of jackass.
This con will be known for the snep in the ball pit. honestly this con had more fun then the lefty cons.
 
Back on Free Fur All, for a moment….

BoozyBadger, of course, doesn’t like it because it’s for them evil nazi furries and he is (or at least LARPs as) someone on the far left. So of course he has to get his asspats by tweeting a totally sick burn:

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So basically Boozy, a white guy, called a bunch of white furry guys honkies. Owned!

It’s also kind of weird to see him throughout the “man must smell bad“ bit because I’m sure if someone said something similar about Anthro con and how Furrys don’t take showers, he would just go into his “old hand from the fandom“ role and fursplain to you how unshowered furries is just an old wives tale
Boozy is a fat fucking kike. I literally have seen him on stream and he is obese, kinda reminds me of what boogie looks like but sort of less obese but still has a similar beard. More like "average amerifat" weight. Him talking about how it "smells" is fucking nothing compared to whatever fucking chemical injected shit he eats on a daily basis.

Loose some weight Boozy, maybe I might take you seriously. Also do criminal law you tard, then you might have more of an opinion about issues regarding the constitution too.
 
Even with how lolcow-ish these people are and how infamous their reputation is online, nazifur's or alt-furries (there's an important distinction here, I think? I'm too autistic to want to hang around both and get proof) probably tend to keep their beliefs hidden to the point that the average local person would think that some of these people who went to FFA are furries unless one was like, actual friends with these people, probably. (I am being optimistic here, PLEASE don't prove me wrong or else I will laugh at these lolcows)
 
Oh, that guy again...

How does Mr. Tabler not have his own thread here yet?
Because he's a mediocre, middle-aged, white guy who really only posts stupid jokes on Twitter 24/7 and the thread would end up DOA upon leaving PG?

There's not enough milk there for the effort of putting together an OP for him. The biggest lolcow thing he's done (aside from getting involved with furries) was when he got his now defunct blog sponsored by a company created by a pedophile who was best buds with a dog raping pedophile.
 
Because he's a mediocre, middle-aged, white guy who really only posts stupid jokes on Twitter 24/7 and the thread would end up DOA upon leaving PG?

There's not enough milk there for the effort of putting together an OP for him. The biggest lolcow thing he's done (aside from getting involved with furries) was when he got his now defunct blog sponsored by a company created by a pedophile who was best buds with a dog raping pedophile.
Exactly. Boozy is just too one-note and wishy-washy to be a good lolcow, his thread would just be salty alogs. Maybe if he ends up escalating and going off the deep end defending some kiddy-diddler/dogfucker we'll have enough material for a good thread on him, even if just for archival purposes. As he is, he's just an orbiter to actual productive lolcows.
 
To everyone involved with information collection over the weekend, Thank you. We all get to laugh because of your hard work and time.
 
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