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On today's episode of "Bizarrely specific fetishes," there's this one guy who has an obsession with some Disney character (and only this Disney character) losing her clothes and being embarrassed:
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It's not shitting dicknipples but I just thought it was weird.

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Shitted Scaredless said:
Sir this is a dick nipple thread. This is all mundane, hell, even uplifting.

Come back with something horrifying
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The problem is, everyone comes up second best or second worst to the appalling shit that @FriendlyPrimarina manages to dig up.

naked grandpa said:
i have just gone through the entirety of this thread... im never going to be the same
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Coming from someone with a Pink Flamingos avatar, that's saying something.
 
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phi•mo•sis - fī-mō′sĭs: n. A condition in which the foreskin is unable to stretch enough to be pulled past the glans.

Did you know I like foreskin?

Never would've guessed, would you? But I do! That's why so often you see me drawing guys with long, thick, floppy, stretchy cock socks! But there are MANY kinds of foreskin in this world, even short, thin, tight, and taut ones-- and they deserve ALL the love too! I've ALWAYS wanted to draw a character with phimosis for a number of reasons, but I had to find just the riiiiight guy to do it with. It would have to be someone who is kind at heart, yet immature and desperate to avoid embarrassment, doing so by compensating for any shortcomings or flaws with a cocky attitude.

And then it hit me! There’s a dragon who’s perfect for such a thing! But then I remembered I had a few pieces of him already done or in progress, and decided to wait a little bit to see if someone else came to mind (but I WILL get back around to him on this subject! You are NEVER off my list, little guy!).

Thankfully, there are TWO dragons who are perfect for it, and it hit me the last time I drew him. Grim Matchstick is more than a little self-conscious, and his stutter is the least disconcerting reason to be so. The other one, thankfully, is much easier to hide, because a good dragon like himself would NEVER allow himself to get an erection in public! But what about in private with that on special person? Every time he thinks of someone pulling the skin down his stiffening shaft, he sweats nervously. It’d only be seconds until his overly-tight foreskin clamps around on his glans well before it reaches his coronal ridge. The sight of his swollen cockhead bulging out from within his own strained hood like a stress ball wrapped in a twisted rubber band would only be made all the more uncomfortable by the pain of that unrelenting skin ring fighting his own surging arousal.

Just thinking of himself in that situation makes Grim’s green and peach hide turn crimson with a deep blush as the tingling heat of shame and guilt prickles from the inside of his head. “I-I’m s-s-s-sorry!” he utters to himself, much louder in his head to his imaginary lover who keeps tugging at his member’s hide, expecting just a little more force would slip the skin right over Grim’s helmet like a malfunctioning gadget that would work the second time its button is pressed. But alas, his phimotic foreskin is far too tight and only constricts his glans even further, causing what little can emerge to bloat moreso, and for his eyes to moisten with tears from discomfort and mortification. “Ow! P-p-please stop pulling, it h… hur… hurts!”

“What’s wrong with your dick?!” Grim imagines his make-believe partner to say in response, whose hapless manhandling of his member maintains his painful arousal-- and his dire humiliation.

“I c-c-can’t help it, my foreskin is too t… t-tight, as you can see! I b-b-beg of you, please don’t think less of m… m… me!” Grim pleads in his mental narration, hoping this whimsical night and relationship could be salvaged.

“Forget this, loser,” his ephemeral flame scoffs while preparing to leave. “Can’t believe I picked up a broken dragon.”

Only then, does Grim’s penis begin to diminish in arousal, bowing down in defeat as it softens, another chance at romance dashed by his sad collection of conditions. Who WOULD want or COULD love a defective creature such as he?

The answer: millions.

The best part about perfection is that it doesn’t exist. Meanwhile, Grim Matchstick is a unique, sensitive, empathetic dragon who just wants to be pals! Everyone can get along with that! Only a cold-hearted devil would use the anxiety of such a kind soul against him! Which makes me wonder...

Regardless, if any of his imperfections are what lead Grim to becoming who he is, why should he ever want to go back and change the past? And imagine his joy when he discovers that what he sees as flaws are things others may love about him! I, for one, think his stutter is absolutely adorable. Wouldn’t even suggest he do anything about it. And personally, if Grim was okay with having a super-tight foreskin, I wouldn’t suggest he do anything about that either. >,> I’d make him believe it’s a blessing.

Sure, helping him with daily stretching exercises would be a really fun excuse to get one’s hands on his cock, and he would no doubt look good with an ample, long, elastic, gunk-catching cock-wrap! Who wouldn’t? But when Grim’s phimotic foreskin is clenching his tender pink dome so snugly one can barely get a finger in, that’s just an extra hug his dick gets 24 hours a day! A gentle touch could pull his foreskin down just enough to form a tense ring just a short distance away from the very tip of Grim’s glans, causing the end of his cock-knob to fatten in the chilly air while the rest sits comfortably in its warm, wet home. And while that squeezed and plumped-up portion of Grim’s glans emerges proudly from within his shrunken flesh collar like it was the prized jewel of a royal scepter, Grim can smile contently as its every nerve ending is engorged and flared, just waiting for a tongue to lap at it like a lollipop to make his smile even wider.

And if his head ever needs a deep cleaning, he needn’t fumble with unfeeling claws or stubby digits, because that very same tongue can worm its way into even the tightest holes he’s got and reach all the way in! It’s gonna be quite flavorful around the back for sure. But also bear in mind that whole rear area of Grim’s glans has probably NEVER been touched by anything besides the interior of his foreskin in his entire life. So make sure by the time it comes in contact with your tongue that it’s not pulled down TOO tightly! You don’t want there to be too much pressure around his urethra, because what’ll come pumping through there will be abundant and GUSHING. He's likely to start apologizing profusely for that too, but I'd be hard-pressed to think there's any sweeter icing on the cute cake that is Grim Matchstick than a premature ejaculation!

I cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by dragon pouncing that may result from this and by reading this far you are agreeing to these terms.

***** ALTERNATE VERSION! *****

Of course, as one could guess, an extra-tight foreskin could mean that it’s only harder for Grim to clean the inside of it… but of course, speaking of things that may not be seen as flaws to certain people, that could be more of a bonus than it is a problem! Maybe one wants his tongue to come out covered in years of Grim’s salty, tangy, cheesy cock-muck! And even though one wouldn’t be able to see it from the outside, you can be assured there’s enough trapped back there to be scooped out like ice cream! Or maybe you just want to give Grim a reason to be even MORE embarrassed by his phimosis. I won’t judge. >;3
 
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phi•mo•sis - fī-mō′sĭs: n. A condition in which the foreskin is unable to stretch enough to be pulled past the glans.

Did you know I like foreskin?

Never would've guessed, would you? But I do! That's why so often you see me drawing guys with long, thick, floppy, stretchy cock socks! But there are MANY kinds of foreskin in this world, even short, thin, tight, and taut ones-- and they deserve ALL the love too! I've ALWAYS wanted to draw a character with phimosis for a number of reasons, but I had to find just the riiiiight guy to do it with. It would have to be someone who is kind at heart, yet immature and desperate to avoid embarrassment, doing so by compensating for any shortcomings or flaws with a cocky attitude.

And then it hit me! There’s a dragon who’s perfect for such a thing! But then I remembered I had a few pieces of him already done or in progress, and decided to wait a little bit to see if someone else came to mind (but I WILL get back around to him on this subject! You are NEVER off my list, little guy!).

Thankfully, there are TWO dragons who are perfect for it, and it hit me the last time I drew him. Grim Matchstick is more than a little self-conscious, and his stutter is the least disconcerting reason to be so. The other one, thankfully, is much easier to hide, because a good dragon like himself would NEVER allow himself to get an erection in public! But what about in private with that on special person? Every time he thinks of someone pulling the skin down his stiffening shaft, he sweats nervously. It’d only be seconds until his overly-tight foreskin clamps around on his glans well before it reaches his coronal ridge. The sight of his swollen cockhead bulging out from within his own strained hood like a stress ball wrapped in a twisted rubber band would only be made all the more uncomfortable by the pain of that unrelenting skin ring fighting his own surging arousal.

Just thinking of himself in that situation makes Grim’s green and peach hide turn crimson with a deep blush as the tingling heat of shame and guilt prickles from the inside of his head. “I-I’m s-s-s-sorry!” he utters to himself, much louder in his head to his imaginary lover who keeps tugging at his member’s hide, expecting just a little more force would slip the skin right over Grim’s helmet like a malfunctioning gadget that would work the second time its button is pressed. But alas, his phimotic foreskin is far too tight and only constricts his glans even further, causing what little can emerge to bloat moreso, and for his eyes to moisten with tears from discomfort and mortification. “Ow! P-p-please stop pulling, it h… hur… hurts!”

“What’s wrong with your dick?!” Grim imagines his make-believe partner to say in response, whose hapless manhandling of his member maintains his painful arousal-- and his dire humiliation.

“I c-c-can’t help it, my foreskin is too t… t-tight, as you can see! I b-b-beg of you, please don’t think less of m… m… me!” Grim pleads in his mental narration, hoping this whimsical night and relationship could be salvaged.

“Forget this, loser,” his ephemeral flame scoffs while preparing to leave. “Can’t believe I picked up a broken dragon.”

Only then, does Grim’s penis begin to diminish in arousal, bowing down in defeat as it softens, another chance at romance dashed by his sad collection of conditions. Who WOULD want or COULD love a defective creature such as he?

The answer: millions.

The best part about perfection is that it doesn’t exist. Meanwhile, Grim Matchstick is a unique, sensitive, empathetic dragon who just wants to be pals! Everyone can get along with that! Only a cold-hearted devil would use the anxiety of such a kind soul against him! Which makes me wonder...

Regardless, if any of his imperfections are what lead Grim to becoming who he is, why should he ever want to go back and change the past? And imagine his joy when he discovers that what he sees as flaws are things others may love about him! I, for one, think his stutter is absolutely adorable. Wouldn’t even suggest he do anything about it. And personally, if Grim was okay with having a super-tight foreskin, I wouldn’t suggest he do anything about that either. >,> I’d make him believe it’s a blessing.

Sure, helping him with daily stretching exercises would be a really fun excuse to get one’s hands on his cock, and he would no doubt look good with an ample, long, elastic, gunk-catching cock-wrap! Who wouldn’t? But when Grim’s phimotic foreskin is clenching his tender pink dome so snugly one can barely get a finger in, that’s just an extra hug his dick gets 24 hours a day! A gentle touch could pull his foreskin down just enough to form a tense ring just a short distance away from the very tip of Grim’s glans, causing the end of his cock-knob to fatten in the chilly air while the rest sits comfortably in its warm, wet home. And while that squeezed and plumped-up portion of Grim’s glans emerges proudly from within his shrunken flesh collar like it was the prized jewel of a royal scepter, Grim can smile contently as its every nerve ending is engorged and flared, just waiting for a tongue to lap at it like a lollipop to make his smile even wider.

And if his head ever needs a deep cleaning, he needn’t fumble with unfeeling claws or stubby digits, because that very same tongue can worm its way into even the tightest holes he’s got and reach all the way in! It’s gonna be quite flavorful around the back for sure. But also bear in mind that whole rear area of Grim’s glans has probably NEVER been touched by anything besides the interior of his foreskin in his entire life. So make sure by the time it comes in contact with your tongue that it’s not pulled down TOO tightly! You don’t want there to be too much pressure around his urethra, because what’ll come pumping through there will be abundant and GUSHING. He's likely to start apologizing profusely for that too, but I'd be hard-pressed to think there's any sweeter icing on the cute cake that is Grim Matchstick than a premature ejaculation!

I cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by dragon pouncing that may result from this and by reading this far you are agreeing to these terms.

***** ALTERNATE VERSION! *****

Of course, as one could guess, an extra-tight foreskin could mean that it’s only harder for Grim to clean the inside of it… but of course, speaking of things that may not be seen as flaws to certain people, that could be more of a bonus than it is a problem! Maybe one wants his tongue to come out covered in years of Grim’s salty, tangy, cheesy cock-muck! And even though one wouldn’t be able to see it from the outside, you can be assured there’s enough trapped back there to be scooped out like ice cream! Or maybe you just want to give Grim a reason to be even MORE embarrassed by his phimosis. I won’t judge. >;3
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>Phimosis
Nah nigga I’m good.
 
Newman's Lovechild said:
The problem is, everyone comes up second best or second worst to the appalling shit that @FriendlyPrimarina manages to dig up.
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If you wish to meet the levels of degeneracy that @FriendlyPrimarina is capable of finding then you must pay a heavy price for it. The problem with furry art as a whole is that there's no end to how horrifying the fetishes get. The same could be said for a lot of art, but furries seem to amplify it a hundred times more than regular artists. As a result you have to usually sift through thousands of horrors to find something worthy for a thread like this.

It's nowhere near as bad as the stuff FriendlyPrimarina brings but I come with offerings.

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its 1:30, here we go
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Coelacanth said:
If you wish to meet the levels of degeneracy that @FriendlyPrimarina is capable of finding then you must pay a heavy price for it. The problem with furry art as a whole is that there's no end to how horrifying the fetishes get. The same could be said for a lot of art, but furries seem to amplify it a hundred times more than regular artists. As a result you have to usually sift through thousands of horrors to find something worthy for a thread like this.
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Eh, the degeneracy doesn't bother me that much, what's worse is when I find a piece that's legitimately well drawn and want to share it with others, but because it's furry there's nowhere here to post it without being laughed at *sigh*

Anyway:
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Edit: Apparently not everyone on shitter is impressed with e254e's work:
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The absolute gall of having all that shit in their bio and telling someone to see a therapist :story:
 
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its 1:30, here we go
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That vagina-mouth shark might be the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen in this thread, and that’s saying a lot. It looks miserable. :lit:
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