🦊 Furry Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

[LopsidedLegend]

Apparently that Epstein capybara caused an absolute shitstorm on Xitter for being "Epstein fanart".

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This guy is now my goat until it ends up being discovered that he's gay or black. Then he will no longer be my goat.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

Wtf am I reading?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Has anyone posted Little Troubles yet? It's a babyfur TCG and I wish I could erase it from my brain.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Has anyone posted Little Troubles yet? It's a babyfur TCG and I wish I could erase it from my brain.
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This is probably the best explanation for why people who don't care about furry stuff one way or the other still settle for using the things furries make, if you can ignore the... theming and aesthetic aspects... of the game, it's actually a really well thought out simple card game
I swear furries excel in this sorta thing, they start out by making something weird just to air out their furry fixation and by the end of it it's downright impressive

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Has anyone posted Little Troubles yet? It's a babyfur TCG and I wish I could erase it from my brain.
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There's a vore one too, last post on the patreon was 3 days ago though seems to have stopped being a card game and is now just a singleplayer game thing. 1000euro a month too.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

This is probably the best explanation for why people who don't care about furry stuff one way or the other still settle for using the things furries make, if you can ignore the... theming and aesthetic aspects... of the game, it's actually a really well thought out simple card game
I swear furries excel in this sorta thing, they start out by making something weird just to air out their furry fixation and by the end of it it's downright impressive

Considering the time, money, and effort furries put into their "lifestyle" (the personalized fursuits alone cost thousands) it's not all that shocking.

Kam giving a lecture on furry terminology is . I'm pretty sure that man has kids who will stumble across this someday.

 

[AnimeIsraelOfficial]

ChristopherBland/ChrisTheWhaleKing/Kristofer Braadland, on the surface, appears to be a tame ESL Norwegian autist with a passion for drawing prehistoric creatures and Looney Tunes characters in MS Paint.

However, once you go deeper, the truth gets more twisted. He has a plethora of fetishes that range from bizarre to disturbing, including futanari and genital mutilation. This is no secret, however, as he posts his NSFW "art" publicly on E-Hentai as well as on Inkbunny and FurAffinity which require accounts to view. Also, his drawings often contain human(oid) and robot characters, though they still count as furry nonetheless.

Spoiler: Astaghfirullah

Apparently, he has a thing for naked cartoon characters flensing whales (cutting up whales and extracting their blubber). For some reason, Bugs Bunny and SpongeBob get erect by doing this:

Of course, he prefers if the flensing is done by a dickgirl. in this case Lola Bunny:

Some mechanophilia in the mix:

Bitches have cannons:

Noodle and Judy Hopps is are readies to sexings with each other:

Christopher draws rabbit characters with canine penises (why?):

...and also those who are penectomized (again, why?):

Want to please your partner in the best way possible? Just bite his dick off:

I'm no biologist, but I'm pretty sure this isn't how rabbits mate:

Spoiler: The above image has a beautiful story to accompany it, BTW

66 million years ago in Upper Maastrichtian stage in Late Cretaceous period at the end of the Mesozoic, here in Hell Creek Formation in United States, lone Quetzalcoatlus was pterosaur is searching carrion from nearby, but while this, there was couple Snowshoe Hare (Lepus americanus) is named Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny, it's a mating season, but Lola has penis and she was futanari (also known as futa/dickgirl/shemale/sheboy/intersex/gynomorph/newhalf/herm, or sometimes called hermaphrodite/hermaphroditism), Bugs and Lola is loving each other, they began to kissing by each other's romantic mouth, but slowly their penis is going to be erected, when kiss finished, Bugs is staring Lola's penis and they licking her penis, he begins to fellatioing Lola's penis, when she goes moaning romance, she humps forth and back while Bugs is fellatio, but, Lola's penis is began to ejaculation cumming, Bugs is gulping down Lola's sperm, when Bugs has been cumshot on over face by Lola's penises, so on, Bugs is laid down, Lola is staring Bugs's penises, she's licking, tasting, and smooching and they fellatio Bugs's penis, he's start his ejaculated cums on over Lola's mouth, but, Bugs and Lola is ready to make 69/sixty-nine pose, while this Bugs and Lola ejaculation each other, so Bugs is having bottomjob or buttjob by Lola's penises, but suddenly, Bugs is gets anal mating by Lola's penises, they humps up and down, and they fast quickly, when Lola's penis started cums in Bugs's anus, so Lola's penises is unplugged out Bugs's anuses, so, Bugs is doing Lola having bottomjob/buttjob, and she's gets anal breeding/mating by Bugs's penis, she's humps forth and back, she's going fast, when Bugs's penis started cumming in Lola's anus, Bugs's penis is unplugged Lola's anuses, and he's cum-squirts on Lola's back, and so on, Lola and Bugs's penis is frottage each other on ground, Bugs and Lola is rubbing each other's penis, but so, both stands up and looks beauty each other, they kissed each other's romance mouth, when Bugs and Lola is frottaging each other penises, but Bugs and Lola is ready having foreskin docking each other, when other playing their penile foreskin, they rubbed each other's glans, and starts precums, but suddenly, Bugs's penis is straight into Lola's penile-urethral docking, and they ready to starts penile-urethral penile intercourse and they are mating or breeding, she's begans to moaning slowly, humps forth and back each other's docking penile, but then, they begin to fast, Lola had become moaning bit higher, Bugs is also starts moans too, but this time, they fast docking, so Bugs's penises is mating fast in Lola's penile-urethral, she still moaning and they began to loudly moans, but suddenly, Bugs's penis is ejaculation in Lola's penile-urethral, so Bugs's sperm goes swimming in Lola's penile-urethral, so Bugs's sperm is far away into passing Lola's vagina and arrived the Lola's wombs, so on, Bugs's sperm is fertilizing Lola's soft eggs, but Lola and Bugs is finally clamed, Bugs's penis is unplugged Lola's penis, but Bugs and Lola is hugs and gently stroking her, Bugs is tickled slowly on Lola's body in romantically, but so on, Bugs and Lola Bunny is having relax and they sleeping on their ground, but this couple is together are safe to avoid small predators such as Acheroraptor, during in Late Cretaceous period about 66 million years ago and what is now lived in Hell Creek Formation in United States.

Christopher also draws porn involving his OC, unsurprisingly. He has fantasies about taking it from a futa:

...and also being raped and killed by one:

Spoiler: Another A24 slowburn atmospheric gut-wrenching jumpscare-free absolute cinema story to go along with it

Hey everybody, ChrisTheWhaleKing/Kristofer Braadland De Hval/Christopher Bland The Whale is here.

Today, we focus on about MonsterVerse with some sexual theme artworks.

Were think about I'm being captured by Nerissa Oceanus and other Ghidorah's army kaijus as they nightmares.

Storyline (Warning: Spoilers!)
Here at Ghidorah's large lairs, when after capturing and torturing Kristofer Braadland De Hval, when suddenly he wakes up, but he discovered of Ghidorah's large lairs area, when he gets tangled up with hanging ropes by Nerissa Oceanus - female Whale-Eater Siren (Titanosirenius cetophagus), when all Ghidorah's kaijus such as Tentacular the Teuthoselachus titanus, Tamatoa The Titan Coconut Crab (Birgus latro titanus) Skar King the titan elongated antagonstic ape and others (like Barugon, Megaguirus, Destoroyah, Hedorah, Gigan, Megalon, Biollante, Shinomura, Camazotz, Ebirah, Battra, Frankiestein, Orga, Scylla, Tiamat, Ion Dragon, Rhedosaurus, MUTO, Gigantum Mortis/Giants, Vastatosaurus rex, Venatosaurus, Warbats, Skullcrawlers, Drownvipers, Psychovultures and Leafwings, Sammaels, Ogdru Jahads, Elemental The Forest God, Tooth-Fairies, Grigori Raspiutin, Ilsa Von Haupstein, Karl Ruprecht Kroenen, Baba Yaga, Mr. Wink, Vivienne Nimue The Blood Queen, Gruagach and his minions) is watching and reactions of tortured Kris Braadland De Hval, but King Ghidorah the three-headed dragon-like monster is here, Nerissa Oceanus is also was here with Skar king's whip, when King Ghidorah goes: "Nerissa Oceanus will be raping and murdering and feeding on you, Kristofer Braadland De Hval.", Kris Braadland De Hval goes in Norwegian: "Å nei!" when suddenly, Nerissa Oceanus is use whip to slapping on Kris Braadland De Hval's bottom when goes bellowing in pain and cries out, so Nerissa Oceanus is having sexual harassing with Kristofer Braadland De Hval but then, when Nerissa Oceanus is stick out her penis (like was trans female, transgender female, tranny, shemale, futa, futanari, dickgirl, female intersex, gynomorph, herm, hermaphrodite, hermaphroditism, newhalf), so Nerissa Oceanus's penis is sticks-in Kris Braadland De Hval's anus, when they began to anal-raping (criminalize mating and breeding), suddenly, Nerissa Oceanus's penis is ejaculated and cummed in Kris Braadland De Hval's anus, then, when after Nerissa Oceanus rape up Kristofer Braadland De Hval, so, Nerissa Oceanus is ready to kill Kris Braadland De Hval, when she bites on Kris Braadland De Hval's neck, crushed his windpipe do death by Nerissa Oceanus use her sharp teeth, so Kris Braadland De Hval is finally dead and they toasted eaten by Nerissa Oceanus, when all Ghidorah's armies goes roaring and cheering, this is bad ending and nightmare of Kris Braadland De Hval.

Christopher used to upload his drawings on e621, but all of them have been wiped due to not meeting the site's artistic quality standards.

He also gets called out for abusing tags on his uploads, which he thinks is "cyberbullying".

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Spoiler: You'll catch your death dressed like that

 

[Noebel]

Edit: woops, it was for another quote

Spoiler: You'll catch your death dressed like that

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Bullshit artist. Nobody dies from cold like that. Unless she tried to break glass with her head and knocked herself out.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Looney Tunes characters

I don't know what it is, but shitty artists just have the ability to capture the most raw facial expressions.

lmao it's like a "tails gets trolled" panel

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Spoiler: ARfaggotry

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Well that's a complete and utter lie.
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Though considering how Axolotlthon here is a Changedfag and a sufferer of RSDS, this isn't really much of a surprise.

Decided to check this guy out again, and I noticed this:


Probably a coincidence, but I wouldn't put it past an individual like this to actively browse sites like the Farms for any mention of his name.

 

[DigitalZtorm]

Furaffinity users calling for violence as usual

 

[Noebel]

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They'll reinvent the hanged 'Jak any day now.

 

[Strangolapreti]

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Original post was deleted, but I got you some funny ones.
I just typed "ICE" on furaffinity's searchbar and scrolling in search of some peak cringe.

Spoiler: The furriesare mad, let's import 20 million niggers

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I think this image is self-explainatory.
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This is a free base, so now you too can get your shitty fursona drawn kicking an ICE agent.
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Reddit would tell you that sonic supports trans right and fight against ICE.
Twitter tells you that marvel characters (including villains) would kill ICE agents.
And to complete the trifecta, furaffinity is here to tell you that the lion king hates america (and ICE).
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We could play Tic-tac-toe on that massive fucking forehead
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Oh no even the eldritch abomination hates ICE!
Orange man is truly evil.
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Honestly I'm not even reading comment/description at this point, it's just a bunch of whiny retards saying "A jew and a lesbian were killed! REEEEE!"
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I don't know you, but I think the person behind this shit is a pooner or a pooner in the making.
I can identify from the artstyle and themes (feral, sexless), just like the lion king one, two sides of the same coin, the gross edgy pooner and the cuty-cute femminine dood.
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I find that there's something exceptionally uncanny when a drawing is too symmetrical, its hard to explain but it makes me feel uneasy, it looks wrong and it messess with my head.
I bet this retard drew one half of the lineart then mirrored to make the other.

I may have missed a few, but shit is hilarious nonetheless.

 

[Big Fish]

I may have missed a few, but shit is hilarious nonetheless.

Knowing furries, I'm surprised that nobody drew characters sticking their dicks into ice cubes or something.
Unless some sicko really drew that and I'm just in blissful ignorance from witnessing that.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Knowing furries, I'm surprised that nobody drew characters sticking their dicks into ice cubes or something.
Unless some sicko really drew that and I'm just in blissful ignorance from witnessing that.

Do ice type pokémons count?

 

[Misery Niggas]

This guy is now my goat until it ends up being discovered that he's gay or black. Then he will no longer be my goat.

he's a leftie. so kinda the former for right now. Check his Twitter

 

[LopsidedLegend]

he's a leftie. so kinda the former for right now. Check his Twitter
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Damnit. He's gay or black. I thought I had a good one. Guess there really are no good furfags.

 

[Purple fur Pomeranian]

Here's this piece of Art I found from the Internet, Don't remember what website this was from but I thought to share it here.

 

[Idiot Sandwich the 3rd]

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Here's this piece of Art I found from the Internet, Don't remember what website this was from but I thought to share it here.

I think this would be better in the SJW art thread. This doesn't seem to furry or freakshow worthy to me