🦊 Furry Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

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anliteralidiot said:
God, this is my favorite kind of terrible furry art because it has clear work and talent put into it. The colors choices w ork with each other well, the text, while in a non-standard font, is legible, and something about the grotesque, abstract dog figure is funny with the more detailed, uncircumcised penis. It's just fucking weird.
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When you put it that way, it makes me sad that someone would waste such talent on disgusting fetishes.
 
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If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that toons are stretchy. When you need them to be, at least. They can also be hard when you need them to be as well. They can also be both at the same time! Like, say, if you pull one’s snout from one end of the lawn to the other. They’re stretchy from the time you hook your fingers in their nostrils to the time you walk out the gate, and they’re hard after you let go and the snap back causes them to whack the back of their heads against the fence, spin the plank around, and end up face-to-face with the neighbor’s hulking bulldog. They’re stretchy when said bulldog expands that toon’s anus around his veiny canine cock, and they’re hard again when that brute starts popping his knot in and out of that toon’s receptive sphincter and begins pummeling some prostate. Okay, I may have extended the definition a bit there. No pun intended.

But you get the idea. So, you may be thinking, if toons are so naturally stretchy, why would Baxter need training to get stretchier? To quote the great prophet Roger Rabbit: “Because then it wouldn’t be funny!”

So, we’ve all seen how stretchy Baxter’s anus is. On more than one occasion! But we haven’t seen anything about his cock! That leaves pressing questions like, “If the capacity for cock of Baxter’s ass is only limited by how many people can stand behind him, can he fit another guy in him using the hole in his front?”, “If I stuck a long straw down his urethra and sucked from it, would I end up drinking cum or urine?”, “If I were to reach my arm down Baxter’s urethra, does that mean I can finger his prostate from the INSIDE and stimulate him that way?” or “Just how many small animals can he fit in his bladder?”

Well, thankfully, Baxter has a number of friends with whom he is guaranteed to go home a bit more elastic after paying a visit! One of them is his bunny buddy Alex, who always offers him a urethra-stretching good time whenever they get together! Baxter in particular loves to pull that big blue urinary meatus open and peer down Alex’s slimy cock cave, to feel the warm air waft out of his deep lapine urethra and steam his facial fur as if it was breathing. And the sweet, salty scent of semen and piss straight from the source is a surefire way to get Baxter’s cock stiff and ready for training! That is, if you can get him to focus and not try hoisting Alex’s massive rabbithood over his head so he can shower and drink in the river of drippings seeping their way down the bunny’s penile tube like waters in a canyon.

Thankfully, those visits have been a success, from the looks of things! Just a little wiggle of the fingers is all it takes for Baxter’s cockhole to slurp around Alex’s invading digits, and, provided the interior slime allows him to find purchase, spreading them apart gives him a nice, clear view down into the bat! Now, Baxter’s nowhere near as big as Alex, so one can’t exactly stick their entire head down there… yet. Maybe just the snout for now. (Alex says Baxter’s hair tickles his urethra mercilessly when he does that anyway.) Until then, Alex can sample the gamey juices that web and ooze down the red interior walls of Baxter’s cock chute! Smell the musky odors of all of the penile secretions of a bat at the same time before any single fluid comes rushing through his phallic pipe! Throw marbles in there and watch them get swallowed up by his inner urethral sphincters!

But, remember he’s also not as well-trained as Alex either! Alex is so experienced, he can rent space in his balls and string lights through his urethra for guests if he wanted to! Baxter’s still pretty sensitive down there, so if you see any twitching or clenching of his dick tube or any of its rearmost orifices… let’s just say front rows will get wet!

And if Baxter were to answer the previous questions, in order…
“Sure, but now standing room in front of me is limited too!”
“Don’t be picky, just drink!”
“Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you can’t do it the old fashioned way at the same time! You got two hands, pincer attack my prostate! Drive me REAL batty!”
“Tie some string around the next one! Let’s just say it’s easier getting a chipmunk INTO his hole than it is getting him out.”
 
Friendly Primarina said:
If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that toons are stretchy. When you need them to be, at least. They can also be hard when you need them to be as well. They can also be both at the same time! Like, say, if you pull one’s snout from one end of the lawn to the other. They’re stretchy from the time you hook your fingers in their nostrils to the time you walk out the gate, and they’re hard after you let go and the snap back causes them to whack the back of their heads against the fence, spin the plank around, and end up face-to-face with the neighbor’s hulking bulldog.
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this paragraph alone is actually a very good lesson on cartooning, it shows that this person isnt just a weird gay degenerate, theyre a PASSIONATE weird gay degenerate who knows a thing or two about the autistic things they jack off too

i have to show some respect, reading it i almost forgot where i am, so the line
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when said bulldog expands that toon’s anus around his veiny canine cock
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hit me like a freight train

at the same time this person is actually an amazing writer, their choice of words is surprisingly apt and their vocabulary is as vast as the cocks they stretch, and it does an amazing job of painting a picture in your head and raising emotions in you that only literature this good can do efficiently
a good page is meant to make you feel, and let me tell you, when you read this, you certainly feel something, you can visualize and react to the events being spun in front of you, clear as day, because the writer clearly put their all into making sure that you SEE, FEEL and UNDERSTAND every single thing that they do
its horrific, but its skilled horror, and you just cant look away
and its about a pair of foxes stretching one anothers dicks out
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
this paragraph alone is actually a very good lesson on cartooning, it shows that this person isnt just a weird gay degenerate, theyre a PASSIONATE weird gay degenerate who knows a thing or two about the autistic things they jack off too
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It's like them forbiden books in Lovecraft-based RPGs. You get the knowlege, but also insanity points.
 
Shard said:
When you put it that way, it makes me sad that someone would waste such talent on disgusting fetishes.
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To be honest, that's a majority of artists on the internet in general (particularly furries). They can have a great art style or eye for colours, but once it hits fetish shit, it's downhill from there. But fetish stuff sells well, especially if the artist draws something particularly good. I've seen some artists go from drawing whatever they like to drawing fetish commissions mainly because they were paid so well. It's kind of sad, turning your entire identity into something you don't even actually like but doing it all the time just for money.
And then of course there's the people who DO like it and just keep doing it and honestly, I just have to wonder what kind of existence that is, wasting such artistic talent by drawing that kind of shit.
I'll never understand the mind when it comes to such extreme fetishism.

Sorry for not having anything to contribute, but I think y'all got that covered pretty well.
 
Don't know if this is tame compared to the stuff in this thread but I found a Jewish furry who is obsessed with Sanjay from fairly oddparents and draws him as a femboy hyena and draws weird shitty fetish art featuring smegma period blood female hyena psuedopenis etc
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not art but that timmy doll is dirrrtyyy
 

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Chao Garden said:
Don't know if this is tame compared to the stuff in this thread but I found a Jewish furry who is obsessed with Sanjay from fairly oddparents and draws him as a femboy hyena and draws weird shitty fetish art featuring smegma period blood female hyena psuedopenis etc
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not art but that timmy doll is dirrrtyyy
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this all looks like a gag, the only thing giving it any credibility as being genuine is the sheer abundance of it
the 3rd to last pic especially looks like the kinda "ironic autism" art i'd see on 4chan
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
this all looks like a gag, the only thing giving it any credibility as being genuine is the sheer abundance of it
the 3rd to last pic especially looks like the kinda "ironic autism" art i'd see on 4chan
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You need to understand that furries are autistic and so can easily get obsessed over particularly specific fetishes or things, just like the macro Falco guy or the person responsable for the legendary Sandy Cheecks cock vore picture.
It is not uncommon to see people in the fandom lusting for specific characters doing specific stuff, especially to see them produce such low quality work, it's the average low quality user that you can find on fa.

Well then, time for me to talk about a really SPECIAL artist:


This guy has been taking commissions on fa for 10 years, and his quality has never fucking evolved the whole time:

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I think I've never seen something alike, I'm 100% sure the guy has been using the same base drawing for all those years, which would explain why everything looks the fucking same.
At least the price for his "art" is so low that you can get a dozen characters with the same amount of money he would need to buy an ice cream for the sons he will never have:
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But why would you? Even the people that made the moneky NFT did took more effort in drawing them...

Finally... I got here a piece of fanart that isn't gonna make your eye bleeds, but I want to post it here solely because the character looks quite familiar...

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Fa source/archive
 
Some old rug idk said:
This guy has been taking commissions on fa for 10 years, and his quality has never fucking evolved the whole time:
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This reminds me of mathiasblack. Searching for mathiasblack on e621 brings up Mathias Blackwolf as a name, so I'm assuming they're the same person. If that's the case he's been drawing for twenty-five years, and his art hasn't improved at all. If anything it's regressed:
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I'm not an artist - so what do I know? - but I can't fathom drawing for that long and not improving even slightly.
 
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