Funniest JY quotes - Because he's always full of wisdom.

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"My period started so ya, couldn’t go into the pool. But it was so much fun! Forgot my tampons in my other bag fml."
 
CheesyBoy said:
What the fuck is with his posture in that "sexy" picture? That just screams "drunk and shit myself in walmart at 2 am".
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Erm, what do you mean?... they could be twins, no?

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On its own this is pretty horrifying, but something about seeing that potato face right next to it has me ready to write my last will and testatment in fear of dying from laughing too hard.

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For example, they refer to us as "passing," as such. Like, I think I pass quite a bit.

Edited to add: I'll never forget when Yaniv wrote this.

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SourDiesel said:
Haha this is a new screenshot for me and I thought I had seen them all! I really laughed at that one. What a guy!
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It's the svelte figure and the classy couture that draws the eye. Simply a vision of loveliness.
 
In the most recent few photos of her, Jessica's tummy could be seen peeking healthily and rotundly from under her shirt. So glad to see she beat anorexia! You go girl! 🤗
 
Telling Blaire "Shh, adults are talking" as he whines about suing the SpectatorUS is comedy fucking gold. Especially for someone who only gives a fuck when 12 year old girls are talking.
 
pr3nt177 said:
It's not a really recent one, pageant time I think. One of the funniest things he's ever spat out.
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Let’s be real, Johnny pedo-gunt hasn’t spit anything out, ever.
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>we have a lot of immigrants here
>they’re physically abusive and I’m just not SAFE

Miriam proceeds to slap phone out of a reporter’s hand and threaten them
 
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