FuhrerMustang was drunkposting

[FuhrerShredder]

Something non-alcoholic. Several people here have already pointed out that Nick's actions and downfall have scared them into sobriety.

Sadly, I am already drunk. Pray for me not to fall to Balldos and women who want balldo men

its generally frowned upon and not recommended to stick your finger in the poo here

Just attend and report back here. Don't be a faggot during the service. Just as a normal church goer and the power within.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

Lads, I am at the bar. What is the anti balldo drink to protect myself?

You are rolling the dice. I recommend water (no citrus).

 

[FuhrerShredder]

You are rolling the dice. I recommend water (no citrus).

And I am a lawyer so the risk is high good sir. I fear thou could be correct and the fear of balldo is strong amongst the guild.

 

[Peace Through Power]

And I am a lawyer so the risk is high good sir. I fear thou could be correct and the fear of balldo is strong amongst the guild.

If you see a blurry yellow figure with pointy ears when you are walking home, run as fast as you can

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

And I am a lawyer so the risk is high good sir. I fear thou could be correct and the fear of balldo is strong amongst the guild.

A smoked honey lemonade is my go to beverage when I am in public.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

If you see a blurry yellow figure with pointy ears when you are walking home, run as fast as you can

Most of thy women here outside of one bar tender are ugly so at least that isn't a risk

 

[ffo kcuF]

Lads, I am at the bar. What is the anti balldo drink to protect myself?

Don't listen to any of these prude incels.

Buy a bottle of whiskey and enjoy every drop, even the drop's running down the side of the bottle, find a black man and buy drugs from him, lastly seek out a married couple and share all these fun things with them.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Don't listen to any of these prude incels.

Buy a bottle of whiskey and enjoy every drop, even the drop's running down the side of the bottle, find a black man and buy drugs from him, lastly seek out a married couple and share all these fun things with them.

But there isn't a woman here who weighs less than 200 pounds. Can't get up for that

 

[ffo kcuF]

But there isn't a woman here who weighs less than 200 pounds. Can't get up for that

Cocaine, whiskey, love is love, it will all work out, you worry to much.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Cocaine, whiskey, love is love, it will all work out, you worry to much.

Maybe my next stop should be a strip club?

 

[ffo kcuF]

Maybe my next stop should be a strip club?

Now you're thinking like a real fun guy, get that 200lb ham on the pole.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Now you're thinking like a real fun guy, get that 200lb ham on the pole.

But then I wouldn't be one of those kiwi prudes, my Nigga

 

[FuhrerShredder]

It hasn't improved lads. Will put the strip club thing to a vote of my peeps. Use agree or disagree on if i shouldz goez muh prude bros

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Fuck, a bald old guy is chatting up the largest whales here. I need eye bleach

 

[Cow Milk Enjoyer]

Fuck, a bald old guy is chatting up the largest whales here. I need eye bleach

Brutal. You have my sympathy!

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Couldn't take it anymore. Should I go find a new bar?

 

[bifftango]

Lads, I am at the bar. What is the anti balldo drink to protect myself?

Get a nice, refreshing Colt 45:



After drinking one of these bad boys, you'll be more connected to urban culture than Nick could ever hope to be.

 

[Harm]

April won't consent to the release of the bodycam footage if she's still in Nick's web. It'd drive an impossible wedge between them unless there's some means for her to consent without anyone finding out she gave consent (basically impossible).

Couldn't take it anymore. Should I go find a new bar?

Go home and drink water before praising the Lord!