Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Rat King Edition

[Daisymae]

For this exercise you may pick any Rat King member to Fuck, Marry, or Kill.

You cannot fuck more than one, you must kill at least one.

 

[SIGSEGV]

kill -s SIGKILL -1

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Kill: myself. It’s a far better option than marrying or fucking one of those degenerate freaks

 

[SIGSEGV]

Kill: myself. It’s a far better option than marrying or fucking one of those degenerate freaks

The only stipulations were "you cannot fuck more than one" and "you must kill at least one" though. Killing all of them satisfies both requirements.

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

Fuck: none
Marry: none
Kill: no need, 41% will eventually do it themselves.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Rat King member to Fuck, Marry, or Kill.

No.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I always thought I’d give anything to see someone hold Sapphixy’s head underwater. Now faced with what “anything” means I’m not so sure anymore.

 

[The Last Stand]

Kill. All of them.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Fuck them all in an attempt to do a 100% no glitch STD speedrun

 

[Tim Buckley]

Marry, kill and fuck all of them, in that order.

 

[George Orson Welles]

I have a simple answer; why?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

>you cannot fuck more than one
I'm aware this is a majority opinion, but who the fuck would want to fuck even one of them?
>you have to kill at least one
Again, who the fuck wouldn't want to kill all of them?
>marry
I'd love to hold a grand wedding celebration for Zach "Zinnia" Antolak and Kev Gibes plus Ed Gorcenski and Dan "Kate Spice" Johnston.

I always thought I’d give anything to see someone hold Sapphixy’s head underwater. Now faced with what “anything” means I’m not so sure anymore.

...why, and more importantly, how the fuck would you drown a manatee?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Fuck: Zach. His notion of sex is sticking things up his ass, so just ram a broom handle up there and we’re done.

Marry: Jake. He claims to be asexual, so I don’t have to fuck him. But at the same time, it would be fun to be able to call him out on his shit.

Kill: Toren. Or maybe Sapphixy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Fuck: Colt, because he vaguely resembles a man.
Marry: Jake Alley to a railroad track
Kill: Them All, eventually, once I draft a plan for eugenics and submit it.

 

[Kenya Jones]

IM GONNA FUCK THEM ALL

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Obviously I'd marry Jake because I can change him you know, make an honest woman out of him. He just needs someone to bring him a blanket and cocoa every so often and he'll be an upstanding productive citizen in no time. I could fill out all that nasty paperwork for him, get him a new e-mail address and he'd have nothing standing in his way anymore. Look out world here comes Mrs. Ocean for her debut.

 

[Creep3r]

Fuck:
Marry:

Kill:
No need. They'll off themselves eventually.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

>you cannot fuck more than one
I'm aware this is a majority opinion, but who the fuck would want to fuck even one of them

I’m sure that there are some desperate, thirsty incels who would gladly slide their dick into any willing hole they could find.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’m sure that there are some desperate, thirsty incels who would gladly slide their dick into any willing hole they could find.

There are people spanking it to Tim Whitbeck. Basically there are no lower limits to human depravity.

 

[Large]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR