Formula 1 Discussion - And favourite driver?

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Thavidu said:
You forgot Mexico 2015 where he killed Raikonnen for the Russia payback
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Yes indeed. I now remember. It was weird to see two Finns collide twice a few races apart.
 
A new technical directive has banned underbody protective fittings effective from tbe vegas GP. The fittings have allowed some teams to run their cars much lower to the ground without destroying the plank and getting DQd (like lewlew and Leclerc were last season in murica).

So far Merc, Ferrari, and Haas have been identified as having such a system while Red Bull and McLaren don't. Of course no media furror about the mentioned teams being evil nasty cheaters because Red Bull weren't doing it.
 
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Metatron said:
I'm glad Bottas is out of F1 soon.

Never seen such a cuck in F1. He is great at qualifying but overtaking him is so fucking easy. He barely ever stood his line and as far as I remember, only ever collided with another twice in races (besides lap 1), Russia 2015 and imola 2021.

All the other times, he left the door wide open and spread his Nordic cheeks for any other driver to pass him easy peasy.

The guy is the F1 driver equivalent of erectile dysfunction.

He should go do some rally and leave the wheel-to-wheel racing to guys who fight.
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Bottas is a gargantuan faggot, I've never seen him make any interesting plays or any show of skill or charisma. He was most egregious in Mercedes, around 2018 when they had a massive car advantage, he still existed only to sweep the road for Lewlew and then let him through for the win like a good little wyteboi prepping the Black bvll.
Kimi was a great #2 to Vettel in Ferrari, I love that motherfucker. That's how Finns in motorsport should be.
 
Or Häkkinen. The one who gave Schumacher a run for his money. Never foreget this epic maneuver (no DRS and grooved tyres, not slicks)

 
Metatron said:
I'm glad Bottas is out of F1 soon.

Never seen such a cuck in F1. He is great at qualifying but overtaking him is so fucking easy. He barely ever stood his line and as far as I remember, only ever collided with another twice in races (besides lap 1), Russia 2015 and imola 2021.

All the other times, he left the door wide open and spread his Nordic cheeks for any other driver to pass him easy peasy.

The guy is the F1 driver equivalent of erectile dysfunction.

He should go do some rally and leave the wheel-to-wheel racing to guys who fight.
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Bottas is secretly Swedish.


What's everyone's bet for Vegas? Norris is going to outqualify Max and then be BTFO during the race, WDC to Max. Fast Ferraris again when its too late to matter with a Leclerc win.
 
KebabShopSauce said:
I hate to ACKCHEWALLY but that would result in a Max title this week. Lando has to outscore verstappen by three points for the championship to not go to Max on Sunday
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Damn, you're right. I'll change my prediction then. Ferrari 1-2 with Lando and Max finishing 3 and 4 respectively. Landon then completly bottles next week's sprint and Max finishes 2nd to take home the driver's title in the lamest way possible. Maybe this will cause the FOM to rethink sprint races as a whole. (Unlikely, but a man can dream).

If I screwed up the points calculations again, let me know and I will go commit suicide out of shame.
 
KebabShopSauce said:
Bottas is secretly Swedish.
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That explains a lot. There's no way Bottas comes from the same country that gave us Lauda (nvm I suck cocks), Raikkonen and Hakkinen. Speaking of...
Balr0g said:
Or Häkkinen. The one who gave Schumacher a run for his money. Never foreget this epic maneuver (no DRS and grooved tyres, not slicks)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pd0LMH6yijA
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The same Hakkinen who almost died in a crash at the 1995 Australian F1 GP, spent two months in hospital, and then went on to win the WDC in 1998 and 1999.

 
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Pee Cola said:
You're right. I suck cocks.
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Your point is still 100% 98% correct, how does king cuck Bottas come from a nation where the average kid is a rally driver from birth? I will be so bold as to say Bottas still isn't as bad as Vettel post-2017 but he's still almost boring in what a stereotypical white leftoid he is, I'd ask for some finngolian rally clips but the thread would just dive offtopic immediately
 
KebabShopSauce said:
Your point is still 100% 98% correct, how does king cuck Bottas come from a nation where the average kid is a rally driver from birth? I will be so bold as to say Bottas still isn't as bad as Vettel post-2017 but he's still almost boring in what a stereotypical white leftoid he is, I'd ask for some finngolian rally clips but the thread would just dive offtopic immediately
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Bottas is a good driver but lacks that extra bit of ferocity and spark to truly be a top level driver. He'd be a better fit for WEC where his modesty would be a feature, not a bug.
 
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