Flight delayed because math symbols apparently look like Arabic

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[So...an Italian economist was questioned as a suspected terrorist because his seatmate confused his differential equations for Arabic.

Then the passengers waited, and waited, and waited for the flight to take off. After they’d sat on the tarmac for about half an hour, the flight attendant approached the female passenger again and asked if she now felt okay to fly, or if she was “too sick.”

I’m OK to fly, the woman responded.

She must not have sounded convincing, though; American Airlines flight 3950 remained grounded.

Then, for unknown reasons, the plane turned around and headed back to the gate. The woman was soon escorted off the plane. On the intercom a crew member announced that there was paperwork to fill out, or fuel to refill, or some other flimsy excuse; the curly-haired passenger could not later recall exactly what it was.

The wait continued.

Finally the pilot came by, and approached the real culprit behind the delay: that darkly-complected foreign man. He was now escorted off the plane, too, and taken to meet some sort of agent, though he wasn’t entirely sure of the agent’s affiliation, he would later say.


What do you know about your seatmate? The agent asked the foreign-sounding man.

Well, she acted a bit funny, he replied, but she didn’t seem visibly ill. Maybe, he thought, they wanted his help in piecing together what was wrong with her.

And then the big reveal: The woman wasn’t really sick at all! Instead this quick-thinking traveler had Seen Something, and so she had Said Something.

That Something she’d seen had been her seatmate’s cryptic notes, scrawled in a script she didn’t recognize. Maybe it was code, or some foreign lettering, possibly the details of a plot to destroy the dozens of innocent lives aboard American Airlines Flight 3950. She may have felt it her duty to alert the authorities just to be safe. The curly-haired man was, the agent informed him politely, suspected of terrorism.

The curly-haired man laughed.

He laughed because those scribbles weren’t Arabic, or another foreign language, or even some special secret terrorist code. They were math.

Yes, math. A differential equation, to be exact.

Had the crew or security members perhaps quickly googled this good-natured, bespectacled passenger before waylaying everyone for several hours, they might have learned that he — Guido Menzio — is a young but decorated Ivy League economist. And that he’s best known for his relatively technical work on search theory, which helped earn him a tenured associate professorship at the University of Pennsylvania as well as stints at Princeton and Stanford’s Hoover Institution.
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Math is un-American!

The only number an American needs to know is 1776!
 
To be fair the guy was Italian (named Guido no less lol) and as our dealings with ADF have demonstrated Italians truly are ticking time bombs of Islamic rage.
 
This is almost as stupid as the time they denied a guy from boarding a flight because he was wearing a shirt of Optimus Prime holding a gun...all on account of a fictional robot image holding a gun.
 
math is halal
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To be fair though, if it wasn't a thing for math we wouldn't have the planes for terrorists to fly into buildings, or have the ability to make their bombs, or be able to plan certain times and dates to attack innocent civilians.

This woman was obviously a patriot. We should go back to squatting in mud and defend ourselves with rocks tied to sticks. It's the only way to be safe against the terrorist menace.
 
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