🌟 Internet Famous FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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Since he’s reading this, it’s a good time to remind everyone just how insane Bernie really is:

He claims to be one of the REAL founders of 4chan and that he installed moot as a figurehead to cover for him distributing CSAM.

/b/? That was him.
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Chanology? Also him.
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He got moot into Columbia!
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He’s the real life Elon Musk!
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He came up with the Occupy protests:
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Strangely, the only verifiable parts of his story are him meeting with major Democratic figures (HRC and Robert Reich pictured):
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And being a minor lawyer for GM while it was bailed out:
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A better summary than I could provide:
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Flesh sure has some interesting enemies. A failed Boy Scout turned pudgy rocker, and a disbarred chomo with some odd ties to DNC movers and shakers. Perhaps EnolaGay was right about how deep this all goes?

Bernie is welcome to provide receipts and prove me wrong about him being a serial fabulist and a pedophile. He won’t though, because he has nothing except a suspended license to practice law and his mother’s spare room.
 
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Since he’s reading this, it’s a good time to remind everyone just how insane Bernie really is:
I remember when I thought I was one of the cool kids for posting on /b/. It's so embarrassing looking back, but then I was a teenager and not a 40-something nebbish waddling around his garden talking to himself.
 
I remember when I thought I was one of the cool kids for posting on /b/. It's so embarrassing looking back, but then I was a teenager and not a 40-something nebbish waddling around his garden talking to himself.
I mean, for a second there in the late 00s it was the coolest, edgiest place to be. If you wanted to find out what was happening online. It had a little bit of everything: news, memes, movie leaks, music leaks, and just the weirdest/wildest shit online. It felt like the place to be for a certain kind of weirdo, and the last bastion of the wild west of the internet. But good things don't last.

4chan should've been put out to pasture years ago.

And even if his story's true, I would be incredibly embarrassed if a video of me bragging about 4chan's formation was out there like that.
 
Bernie is welcome to provide receipts and prove me wrong about him being a serial fabulist and a pedophile. He won’t though, because he has nothing except a suspended license to practice law and his mother’s spare room.
I know almost nothing about this guy (besides seeing a enough twitter screenshots to recognize the name and to know he beefs with flesh), so two questions:
1. What's the evidence he's a pedophile? From the way he's telling it in that video, he's claiming he was responsible for ousting the loli guy? Not that I believe his side of the story inherently but I don't know enough about the back-end lore of moot making 4chan.
2. Why did his law license get suspended? I found something saying he failed to pay fees but it's probably something else too, right?

Also, lol at the Hillary hover hand.
 
1. What's the evidence he's a pedophile? From the way he's telling it in that video, he's claiming he was responsible for ousting the loli guy? Not that I believe his side of the story inherently but I don't know enough about the back-end lore of moot making 4chan.
Here’s a screen recording of all of his DMs with a 15 year old:

Plus him doing damage control in Tyler Westside’s server (first two screencaps) then letting the kid stick around and try to get himself invited to Bernie’s Nebraska compound.
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I’m very sleepy right now, but I’ll try to collate the more damning roleplay stuff (with a different person, mind you) later.
 
It's obviously ridiculous flesh has had his guns taken from him. He poses no physical threat and it's retarded to seriously imply he is (unless you want his guns taken for some nefarious reason:thinking:). The thread being moved to lolcow from multimedia makes sense, we havent been discussing his videos for the past few months it's all just been internet drama so I understand why but this is also something the alawgs have been wanting for a while. I always thought it was dumb when they said Flesh had a KF thread as if it was some mark of damnation when it was in multimedia.

Also @viggle I've kept up with this drama closer than most since day one and have seen you mentioned once by someone in Fleshes replies so I dont know why you're coming here like you're some big player. Atleast spicmoon was in the spaces. You're the least relevant person in the gayest internet slap fight in years, congrats :story:.

I just want the lolsuit to happen and for this to all be over. I'm bored of this now but I need to see how it ends. It's like a terrible book you think you've nearly finished and when you check you're progress 250 more pages have appeared but you're in this deep so you may aswell finish it out but more and more pages keep appearing the second you think you've made it to the end.
 
He poses no physical threat and it's retarded to seriously imply he is
It would take a true lunatic to be harassed by people within driving distance for this long to only now decide to shoot them, you’d either do it pretty quickly after getting brigaded like this or you’re never going to do it. Also might I remind everyone here that Bernie either claimed he would or did make straw purchases of shotguns to hand out at a protest, which is a serious indictment of character either way.
 
Maybe I'm not following close enough, but it really seems like Flesh's alogs are on some sort of goon carousel, where one of them pops up and does his little song & dance, before disappearing for a few days and the next guy in their little posse having his turn. I'd halfway be tempted to say they're all one person but there's more than enough info on each of them, so I guess they just are taking shifts as if this is their job or whatever.
 
Here’s a screen recording of all of his DMs with a 15 year old:
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Plus him doing damage control in Tyler Westside’s server (first two screencaps) then letting the kid stick around and try to get himself invited to Bernie’s Nebraska compound.
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I’m very sleepy right now, but I’ll try to collate the more damning roleplay stuff (with a different person, mind you) later.

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Flesh honestly feels more like lolcow bait than a lolcow himself. From my understanding he was sort of ignoring it and it didn't work and then he added fuel to the fire and pissed them off and now he's trying to trap them.

He's like a salt lick or something, they can't get enough of him so he pulls them in to circle around him like a hurricane of retards.
 
Once someone is murdered thanks to a Red-Flag law, the laws will probably be rendered unconstitutional. You never know if someone is armed but if you RF them, you know for a fact that they're disarmed.
If you think that one of his a-logs are going to show up armed at his house you're just as schizophrenic as flesh is
I presume Thomas was served with a protective order. Trying to portray the seizure of his guns as a swatting incident is deceitful.
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The only way that he could have been red flagged, and actually lost his guns is if someone from one of these approved categories. The only way it's not someone he knows personally is if someone swatted him (which like he's stated, he's in contact with his local PD, they would know the circumstances and context) and the LLEA that showed up deemed him to actually be a risk and put the order in themselves. But IDK. We'll see where it goes when the order goes to a hearing. Anyway, who bet against him losing his guns because you owe me money

also thought this was pretty funny
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...how could he possibly have known that it was the middle of the day,.. or that I was shitfaced asleep at noon...
 
From my understanding he was sort of ignoring it and it didn't work and then he added fuel to the fire and pissed them off and now he's trying to trap them.
Why do people even take his word for it when he says he's forced to engage in this? Has arguing with these retards for half a year solved the problem? No? Then why does he continue with this but he couldn't continue with ignoring them for longer than 3 days? He's just blatantly a retard who's engaging in a slap fight with other retards, there's no reasonable justification for arguing for 18 hours a day arguing with speds while larping as an elite puppet master hacker man.
 
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