🌟 Internet Famous FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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I spent another five minutes on X earlier and I'm still perplexed.

Do people on that platform really not realise they look like a bunch of kids on a playground calling each other super extra mega stinky poopy heads? Would taking a step or two back be enough for one of these mongoloids to see what their antics look like to outsiders or would they have to go on a metaphorical hike to gain enough distance from the drama to understand just how ridiculous they look?

I encourage anyone who's not a regular X user to go and have a quick look at what the people actively involved in this drama say to each other. It's both childish and borderline psychotic.

I'd spend more time marveling at these spastics in their natural habitat but I'm afraid of getting sucked into the mong vortex myself. I'll wait for other brave souls to post some highlights for me here, I think.

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Edit because this tweet is particularly funny to me and I feel like contributing something:

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I cannot wait to hear about Flesh Simulator on MATI again, now that Ethan Ralph is getting involved. As far as I remember, Josh only mentioned Flesh once in passing a few episodes ago. I don't remember which part of the drama was being covered but I do remember Josh saying "I don't know what a Flesh Simulator is" or something along those lines and it making me chuckle.

Also, quick side note: Shout-out to whoever ends up making the inevitable video essay about Flesh Simulator in a few years' time. Please throw one of my posts in there for posterity. Thanks in advance!
 
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boonsquadden said:
I found the image that was posted and caused the war --
<ed: SNIP. not reposting that.>
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I'm pretty libertine when it comes to art, but there is a line... and "John Pork Piggie Bank Toddlercon" is certainly over the line. (description for those who don't want to go back and click the spoiler.)

The Feline Solution 2 said:
Jesus Christ, this is what Flesh's "nemesis" looks like?! Get it the fuck together, Fleshy...
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I have a tendency to judge people by their enemies... which is why I'm still Team FleshSim despite his flailing, failing, and constantly taking the bait.

Hypercop said:
Twitter totally fries some people's brains. It's a pretty fascinating phenomenon.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ufdLz7wRAw>guys look I made yet another joke apology
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Shit like this that makes me think it's all kayfabe between Thomas and Bernie.

If it's not, FS is either too soft or to unskilled, or trying too hard to PR cuck... all of which don't bode well for his "Dynamic Solutions" side project.
 
Hypercop said:
Twitter totally fries some people's brains. It's a pretty fascinating phenomenon.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ufdLz7wRAw>guys look I made yet another joke apology
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Yeah not gonna lie I was baited when I saw this in my feed. Should have known better by now. Flesh is basically training his youtube audience to not take anything he posts seriously, which may backfire in the future when he wants to post real videos again.
 
kc01 said:
Yeah not gonna lie I was baited when I saw this in my feed. Should have known better by now. Flesh is basically training his youtube audience to not take anything he posts seriously, which may backfire in the future when he wants to post real videos again.
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Call me gay, but Flesh can't keep claiming moral high ground over his trolls if he's going to make fun of a man's stolen dog. He's not helping himself at this point.
 
Hypercop said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ufdLz7wRAw>guys look I made yet another joke apology
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I cannot be the only one who sees this for what it is, right? I still don't consider myself a hater but this is clearly Flesh trying to make peace with FF - at least to some degree - because he's worried about their beef escalating into all-out lawfare. It seems so glaringly obvious to me that I feel weird pointing it out but I haven't seen anyone else do so, and I feel like someone should.

SHIGGSHOGG said:
He looks a lot smoother and younger than usual, doesn't look as 45 as he normally does
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Keep in mind that Flesh is an A/V and camera sperg. I wouldn't be surprised if he owns dozens of different lenses, some of which surely are vintage thrift shop buys. Either he recorded the video using a shitty webcam - which I doubt, given his camera autism but who knows - or he used an old lens whose clarity has deteriorated to the point where it causes everything to look slightly blurry/soft.
 
Kinda weird how Flesh called this man a murderer and accused him of killing Lowtax, yet he wants to help get his dog back.

If Flesh actually believed this guy was the ring leader of a super evil suicide murder cult- why would he want him to get his dog back. Wouldn't he prefer this man to not be allowed to have pets?
 
kc01 said:
Flesh is basically training his youtube audience to not take anything he posts seriously
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He's trained me to close the tab as soon as he mentions any of the other Twitter Jews he's having a sperg-off with.

From the first few seconds I take it that today's video is supposed to be yet another total epic ownage (incomprehensible) of some random asshole I'll never know anything about.

Good work. Very impressive.
 
imbecile said:
I cannot be the only one who sees this for what it is, right? I still don't consider myself a hater but this is clearly Flesh trying to make peace with FF - at least to some degree - because he's worried about their beef escalating into all-out lawfare.
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I mean, its pretty obvious that fleshys posting is gearing up for the legal battle. Two neurotic joos being litigious? Who would of thunk.
 
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