FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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I really liked his vaguely threatening hack job tech invention shorts :biggrin:
I hope he makes more of them
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FUgCas2NqBc
He still fucking owes us the Vision Deleter Sr vid since he got over 500k subs. He needs to finish moving and smite these retards so he can move onto making more content, I’m so fucking tired of the drama since all the relevant points have been made but Jay and Noah can’t help themselves evidently.
 
He still fucking owes us the Vision Deleter Sr vid since he got over 500k subs. He needs to finish moving and smite these retards so he can move onto making more content, I’m so fucking tired of the drama since all the relevant points have been made but Jay and Noah can’t help themselves evidently.
When's the last time he has made a video with actual quality or work? The las vegas shooting video? You know he's going full monetized content now that he nuked his youtube algo, and he's said himself that he spends only about 30 mins writing/researching a video before he just sits in front of a camera now

He's not going to stop, he's been on the Jay thing for over a year now (iirc) and Noah isn't stopping. Continuing to engage with trolls is what got him here, there is nothing actually tangible he can do to make them piss off, besides ignoring them. People, including flesh, can piss and moan about how "just ignore them" is "concern trolling" but if he had the self control to have done so in the first place all of these people would have fucked off, he'd still be with his girlfriend and he'd still have youtube as a stable form of income

EDIT: Bernie has been banned, alongside enola gay/HAARP from the westsidetyler discord. enola/HAARP started a flamewar with bernie after lurking for a while and that was enough I guess.
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When's the last time he has made a video with actual quality or work? The las vegas shooting video? You know he's going full monetized content now that he nuked his youtube algo, and he's said himself that he spends only about 30 mins writing/researching a video before he just sits in front of a camera now
His algo seems fine as of late, the covid vid he did has already broken 140k in under a week, he just needs to upload content that isn’t about twitter drama or FOTM memes like the Chinese hells vid. You also act like he hasn’t posted sloptent many times before, even before any of this drama. I just want the funny man to do his song and dance, I don’t even care about the “quality” if it’s entertaining like his “I’m sorry” vid.
 
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I hope this isn't a nothingburger

edit: it was a nothingburger, flesh got a tummy ache and didn't show up. posted a very obv ai screenshot on twitter that he got arrested at the venue and then came out that it was fake. his reasoning? to "out any moles" or something
 
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In the newest Gladiodrome, Flesh says that Maoist Landlord called him, recorded it, realized it was illegal because of Maryland's recording consent laws, and then posted the phone call after dubbing over Flesh's half of the conversation. It was subsequently deleted. Did anyone manage to see this/archive it before it was deleted?
 
In the newest Gladiodrome, Flesh says that Maoist Landlord called him, recorded it, realized it was illegal because of Maryland's recording consent laws, and then posted the phone call after dubbing over Flesh's half of the conversation. It was subsequently deleted. Did anyone manage to see this/archive it before it was deleted?
Speaking of the newest Gladiodrome, it got recommended in my YT feed so I decided to listen to it while doing chores around my house. I know pretty much every podcast is just shooting the shit and meant as background noise you passively consume, but I have an autistic habit where I can’t do that actively engage with it. Because of this, I stopped listening after 40 minutes or so because it got too retarded even for me. The first thing that made me go “what?” was when he said that his K:D ratio like in CoD was 15:2 or something and that really his only two Ls were from him sleepwalking. But it’s like bro I think there’s a very good argument to be made that you lost your girlfriend of 10 years because of your Twitter addiction. That’s a pretty big fucking L.

Another was them talking about Nu Metal and that Nu Metal was intentionally killed by the amorphous “Them” because it got too popular and got white boys riled up. This is retarded on two fronts because 1. who go nu metal popular in the first place? Flesh & Co.’s framing it would be “Them”. Secondly, it’s retarded because nu metal has been getting a reappraisal and a lot of bands from the 2000s like SOAD, Deftones, Korn, Three Days Grace, are selling out arenas and festivals, literally right now. He also ignores the glut of mediocre bands that infested the genre post-2000, which was the real reason the genre went dormant for 20 years. But maybe in Flesh’s mind all those mediocre bands were industry plants by “Them” or something.

The next thing he said that gave me pause was talking about Shane Gillis, a comedian who’s podcast I’ve listened to hundreds of hours of but don’t anymore mainly do to taste changing. His theory is that Shane Gillis is controlled opposition and that his overnight success after getting cancelled from SNL shows he’s controlled opposition because Shane is selling “I’m a fat white alcoholic that doesn’t do anything”, according to Flesh. But Shane like actually got cancelled, not fake cancelled. He was doing shows with Luis J Gomez and Legion of Skanks in the period of when he got cancelled in 2019 until he started getting mainstream popularity in what 2024? Five years is not “overnight” lmao. And Shane’s talked about his time at West Point extensively when nobody listened to his podcast years ago. He went there on a football scholarship and talked about how he couldn’t hack it. He said everyone there thought he was a loser, and this id before he wanted to become a comedian. Why would glowies pick some fat retard former offensive lineman as controlled opposition back then? I ask this because says getting into West Point is really hard which I agree, but it’s not fucking impossible.

I think if Flesh saw this post would be “it’s a podcast bro it’s not that serious you must be one of my opps if you’re listening that intently to a podcast.” To which I then say, well why the fuck should I ever listen to you on anything? If you don’t have a mental governor where you check yourself and ask “Hey is this point I’m making monumentally stupid and stops making sense if you actually think about for more than 20 seconds?” I don’t think Flesh has that voice, and while Rusty tried to pushback a bit on his Shane Gillis rant, he eventually relented and was like “yeah maybe”. So does Flesh have no one in his orbit that will check him on saying retarded things if he’s unable to do so himself? Like I enjoy his videos but if this level of waffling retardation is in his podcast, how long until that hubris and Twitter addiction infects his videos and he becomes a fullblown lolcow?
 
Like I enjoy his videos but if this level of waffling retardation is in his podcast, how long until that hubris and Twitter addiction infects his videos and he becomes a fullblown lolcow?
I agree, and I don't know, but I hope it's after he starts his abandoned WV factory cult compound.

I know pretty much every podcast is just shooting the shit and meant as background noise you passively consume, but I have an autistic habit where I can’t do that actively engage with it.
Me too; I like the comparison someone made that listening to a podcast where some dorks are trying to remember the name of a movie is the closest experience we'll have to being a ghost who can't talk to the living.

But it’s like bro I think there’s a very good argument to be made that you lost your girlfriend of 10 years because of your Twitter addiction.
I wasn't keeping track of which Gladiodrome episode is which, but he was definitely bragging about his Twitter habits before he lost the girlfriend. (Or before he knew he was starting to lose the girlfriend.) Talking about how you can keep the Twitter app open on your phone and slapfight in between calls and loads of laundry and while waiting in line, completely unironically, like it was a life tip.

Change that to online gambling or grandma-coded media feeds and see if it doesn't read as addiction, or an unhealthy habit if you don't believe in that. He's got lots of talk of "they" that I don't necessarily disagree with, but mote/beam issue if he doesn't stop to think about why "they" would want him umbilically hooked to a social media app.
 
Just woke up and the first thing I see on Flesh’s twitter is him posting screenshots of completely crazed rambling from some guy about Bernie. No idea what the fuck he’s on about, but Flesh seems just as confused as I am. Unless he’s insinuating this is legit, which while there’s the slim possibility, this is too crazy for me to really buy into unsubstantiated.
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EDIT: I forgot this was Enola Gay’s other acct, my point still stands
 
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Just woke up and the first thing I see on Flesh’s twitter is him posting screenshots of completely crazed rambling from some guy about Bernie. No idea what the fuck he’s on about, but Flesh seems just as confused as I am. Unless he’s insinuating this is legit, which while there’s the slim possibility, this is too crazy for me to really buy into unsubstantiated.
It is so crackheaded of him to continually post these "revelations" one after the other. Just makes him look like he thinks people will believe everything he says.

The screenshots themselves are retarded. The implication that this idiots ex-discord-buddies are responsible for all or some considerable portion of cp posting on 4chan? It's a website where people are constantly sharing porn with sketchy moderation. It's just a nonsensical claim. Why frame it like they're super villains in charge of 4chan when the reality is that they were just a group chat of pedos who gave themselves a name. And even if it is true, why do you know them so well?
 
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