FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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In the newest Gladiodrome, Flesh says that Maoist Landlord called him, recorded it, realized it was illegal because of Maryland's recording consent laws, and then posted the phone call after dubbing over Flesh's half of the conversation. It was subsequently deleted. Did anyone manage to see this/archive it before it was deleted?
Speaking of the newest Gladiodrome, it got recommended in my YT feed so I decided to listen to it while doing chores around my house. I know pretty much every podcast is just shooting the shit and meant as background noise you passively consume, but I have an autistic habit where I can’t do that actively engage with it. Because of this, I stopped listening after 40 minutes or so because it got too retarded even for me. The first thing that made me go “what?” was when he said that his K:D ratio like in CoD was 15:2 or something and that really his only two Ls were from him sleepwalking. But it’s like bro I think there’s a very good argument to be made that you lost your girlfriend of 10 years because of your Twitter addiction. That’s a pretty big fucking L.

Another was them talking about Nu Metal and that Nu Metal was intentionally killed by the amorphous “Them” because it got too popular and got white boys riled up. This is retarded on two fronts because 1. who go nu metal popular in the first place? Flesh & Co.’s framing it would be “Them”. Secondly, it’s retarded because nu metal has been getting a reappraisal and a lot of bands from the 2000s like SOAD, Deftones, Korn, Three Days Grace, are selling out arenas and festivals, literally right now. He also ignores the glut of mediocre bands that infested the genre post-2000, which was the real reason the genre went dormant for 20 years. But maybe in Flesh’s mind all those mediocre bands were industry plants by “Them” or something.

The next thing he said that gave me pause was talking about Shane Gillis, a comedian who’s podcast I’ve listened to hundreds of hours of but don’t anymore mainly do to taste changing. His theory is that Shane Gillis is controlled opposition and that his overnight success after getting cancelled from SNL shows he’s controlled opposition because Shane is selling “I’m a fat white alcoholic that doesn’t do anything”, according to Flesh. But Shane like actually got cancelled, not fake cancelled. He was doing shows with Luis J Gomez and Legion of Skanks in the period of when he got cancelled in 2019 until he started getting mainstream popularity in what 2024? Five years is not “overnight” lmao. And Shane’s talked about his time at West Point extensively when nobody listened to his podcast years ago. He went there on a football scholarship and talked about how he couldn’t hack it. He said everyone there thought he was a loser, and this id before he wanted to become a comedian. Why would glowies pick some fat retard former offensive lineman as controlled opposition back then? I ask this because says getting into West Point is really hard which I agree, but it’s not fucking impossible.

I think if Flesh saw this post would be “it’s a podcast bro it’s not that serious you must be one of my opps if you’re listening that intently to a podcast.” To which I then say, well why the fuck should I ever listen to you on anything? If you don’t have a mental governor where you check yourself and ask “Hey is this point I’m making monumentally stupid and stops making sense if you actually think about for more than 20 seconds?” I don’t think Flesh has that voice, and while Rusty tried to pushback a bit on his Shane Gillis rant, he eventually relented and was like “yeah maybe”. So does Flesh have no one in his orbit that will check him on saying retarded things if he’s unable to do so himself? Like I enjoy his videos but if this level of waffling retardation is in his podcast, how long until that hubris and Twitter addiction infects his videos and he becomes a fullblown lolcow?
 
Like I enjoy his videos but if this level of waffling retardation is in his podcast, how long until that hubris and Twitter addiction infects his videos and he becomes a fullblown lolcow?
I agree, and I don't know, but I hope it's after he starts his abandoned WV factory cult compound.

I know pretty much every podcast is just shooting the shit and meant as background noise you passively consume, but I have an autistic habit where I can’t do that actively engage with it.
Me too; I like the comparison someone made that listening to a podcast where some dorks are trying to remember the name of a movie is the closest experience we'll have to being a ghost who can't talk to the living.

But it’s like bro I think there’s a very good argument to be made that you lost your girlfriend of 10 years because of your Twitter addiction.
I wasn't keeping track of which Gladiodrome episode is which, but he was definitely bragging about his Twitter habits before he lost the girlfriend. (Or before he knew he was starting to lose the girlfriend.) Talking about how you can keep the Twitter app open on your phone and slapfight in between calls and loads of laundry and while waiting in line, completely unironically, like it was a life tip.

Change that to online gambling or grandma-coded media feeds and see if it doesn't read as addiction, or an unhealthy habit if you don't believe in that. He's got lots of talk of "they" that I don't necessarily disagree with, but mote/beam issue if he doesn't stop to think about why "they" would want him umbilically hooked to a social media app.
 
I love how everyone is just going to move on and pretend the whole Bernie thing never happened.

After I *warned* everyone about Bernie! And I warned everyone about the inciteful bullshit he does, and the situations he inserts himself in, and the crazy people he hangs out with. I warned you all. And he was apparently so disruptive he had to be BANNED from the Westside Tyler Discord after derailing everyone for his own wild amusement.

You guys should listen to my warnings next time. 🤭

*Flies away*
This isn't a thread about bernie you fucking retard it's a thread for flesh. You can get banned from the westsidetyler discord for saying retard, it's pretty obvious that they didn't want him and you arguing in the channel. Please fly back to whatever schizophrenic whole you came from

Anyway, flesh's main account on twitter has been suspended, so now apparently he's trying to dox Noah's (wife? Ex-wife?) On his xitter alt
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Neither @perishneocon or Noah were involved in the EX-GF doxxing, so the moralizing about that kind of falls mute when he does the same thing when convenient for himself. Now, this makes me wonder, does fleah think this is going to get his wife to leave him like what happened with his own ex? Does he actually believe she left him over being doxxed?
 
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This isn't a thread about bernie you fucking retard it's a thread for flesh. You can get banned from the westsidetyler discord for saying retard, it's pretty obvious that they didn't want him and you arguing in the channel. Please fly back to whatever schizophrenic whole you cane from

Anyway, flesh's main account on twitter has been suspended, so now apparently he's trying to dox Noah's (wife? Ex-wife?) On his xitter alt
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Neither @perishneocon or Noah were involved in the EX-GF doxxing, so the moralizing about that kind of falls mute when he does the same thing when convenient for himself. Now, this makes me wonder, does fleah think this is going to get his wife to leave him like what happened with his own ex? Does he actually believe she left him over being doxxed?
>#CumTributeMichelle
Outsourcing the dirty work to his golems is just so lame. If he were a proper lolcow, he would do the cum tribute himself.
 
And yet you are still running with disinformation Bernie fed the Westside Tyler Discord
I came to the conclusion that you were the same person before bernie ever said anything, as a matter of fact you can go back into the thread where I state so before bernie said anything of the sort. I only care about bernie insofar as him trolling or his relation to the flesh drama, or flesh spreading disinformation about him
 
Thomas has paid a local haitian man to doordash his ex lunch. Not something I can co-sign.
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This isn't a thread about bernie you fucking retard it's a thread for flesh. You can get banned from the westsidetyler discord for saying retard, it's pretty obvious that they didn't want him and you arguing in the channel. Please fly back to whatever schizophrenic whole you came from
I think you should export the discord and post it here. Call it cultural exchange.
 
I think you should export the discord and post it here. Call it cultural exchange.
going to be honest I don't know how but I will say that his discord is open to the public (despite what flesh and others keep insisting, how do you think I got in?)
 
Just woke up and the first thing I see on Flesh’s twitter is him posting screenshots of completely crazed rambling from some guy about Bernie. No idea what the fuck he’s on about, but Flesh seems just as confused as I am. Unless he’s insinuating this is legit, which while there’s the slim possibility, this is too crazy for me to really buy into unsubstantiated.
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EDIT: I forgot this was Enola Gay’s other acct, my point still stands
 
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