💬 Off-Topic 🇨🇭 Offizielle Schwiizer Thread

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A Cat in a Minefield

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Es git nöd vill Schwiizer da, aber han dänkt en generelle thread zu schwiizer maske, politische und soziale ereigniss, ziitigsartikel oder suschtiges wür sich no aabüte! Ich het denkt mer mach eifach alles wo mer will da poste. Da mir so wenig sind, machts glaubi nüt us.

Ich kenne scho es paar schwiizer da, nimmt mich aber wunder wer da susch no schwiizer isch :lol:
 
Ist das noch Deutsch oder kann das weg?
Gut zu wissen, dass der Mist geschrieben genauso krebserregend aussieht wie es klingt.
Faden unnütz, jeder Schweizer ist ne Lachkuh sobald er den Mund aufmacht.
 
(My apologies for saying this in english, my german is very limited and rusty)

I think you could add some basic info about your country (like geography, what are your country's political parties, customs, etc.). Not necessarily something THAT long but could look more inviting and fancy.

Spain and Mexico's megathreads could be used as refs.
 
I be hüt am Love Ride in Dübedorf gssi mitteme Kiwifarms T-Shirt, aber i be emr end ssicher dass sich de Fade lohnt. Chömmer au grad en gruppeschwatz mache
Ich benutze sie au immer. Meisstens aber fürs fitness. De Zippup hoodie wird aber au für fast alli situatione benutzt. Isch je nach umfäld scho e chli risky, aber ich han nöd s gfühl das öppert wo KF nöd gern het wüsst wie de merch uusgseht.

aber i be emr end ssicher dass sich de Fade lohnt. Chömmer au grad en gruppeschwatz mache
Jo, hanni mir scho au überleit. Hett d idee irgendwie no schön gfunde das anderi schwiizer wo über KF stolperet grad en aaschlusspunkt hettet. Und das mer überhaupt en Punkt het, wo sich Schwiizer finde chönd.
 
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gseh de punkt, aber wahrschindlicher, dass mer sie ide dütsch oder französischsprochige fäde ufliest (und mit super glück italienisch).
Ja, stimmt vermuetlich scho. Ich lahn ihn mal offe. Villicht het er ja doch no en nutze. Grosse vorteil isch das nöd alles verschwindet, wenn er mal 30 Täg inaktiv sött werde.
 
Endli mal en Arische Fadä uf derä Siite.
Sini Majestät Lauwiner hät schiinbar im usländische Telegram in letschter Ziit echli d'Rundi gmacht, da er ih Bernär Regierigsrat ine wät.
Für die wo ihn no ned kennet, das isch dä Typ wo eh huufe verlasseni Immobilie für dä Biligpriis ufkauft hät und sie jetzt zum LARPe brucht.
 
What are the racial demographics of switzerland? The wiki tells me its all europeans, but a portion of those "europeans" may be mohamedites.
Fucked.

I'm sure "older" swiss guys here can tell you even more, but the downfall started in the 60s and 70s, when we imported loads of Italians to build up infrastructure.
Now, Italians aren't really all that bad, since we already have a bit of an Italian influence in our cuisine and culture due to the existence of the Tessin, but it set the precedent for the rest that came.

During the 90s and the Yugoslavia War we accepted a shitload of Balkan refugees, mainly Albanians to stay safe in our country. Now obviously the thought was that they'd leave eventually. But that didn't happen.

As far as I remember roughly 40% of swiss passport holders aren't ethnically swiss at all.

I remember going to school and basically only 50% of the class was properly swiss. We had loads of swiss-italians, swiss-portuguese, swiss-turks and so on, obviously they were all rather decent people but it's a demographic trend for sure. Nowadays it's even worse though and assimilation and integration is dropping now that those secondos are the majority.

Anyhow, were having a vote in June about restricting immigration as soon as we hit 10 Million residents. I feel like it will pass, it won't quite save us. But it's a step in the right direction.
It's telling how our economic elites are trying to spin it into a doomsday picture though, because they're afraid they'll loose access to their cheap labour. In general. The swiss economy can absolutely go fuck itself. It has never done anything for me except fuck my rental and insurance costs with the influx of millions of cheap labourers that need housing, insurance, healthcare and so on and so forth.
 
Fucked.

I'm sure "older" swiss guys here can tell you even more, but the downfall started in the 60s and 70s, when we imported loads of Italians to build up infrastructure.
Now, Italians aren't really all that bad, since we already have a bit of an Italian influence in our cuisine and culture due to the existence of the Tessin, but it set the precedent for the rest that came.

During the 90s and the Yugoslavia War we accepted a shitload of Balkan refugees, mainly Albanians to stay safe in our country. Now obviously the thought was that they'd leave eventually. But that didn't happen.

As far as I remember roughly 40% of swiss passport holders aren't ethnically swiss at all.

I remember going to school and basically only 50% of the class was properly swiss. We had loads of swiss-italians, swiss-portuguese, swiss-turks and so on, obviously they were all rather decent people but it's a demographic trend for sure. Nowadays it's even worse though and assimilation and integration is dropping now that those secondos are the majority.

Anyhow, were having a vote in June about restricting immigration as soon as we hit 10 Million residents. I feel like it will pass, it won't quite save us. But it's a step in the right direction.
It's telling how our economic elites are trying to spin it into a doomsday picture though, because they're afraid they'll loose access to their cheap labour. In general. The swiss economy can absolutely go fuck itself. It has never done anything for me except fuck my rental and insurance costs with the influx of millions of cheap labourers that need housing, insurance, healthcare and so on and so forth.
Do you support TnSD? Total non-swiss death?
 
De chatz chat chinters chüchechäschteli chechötzelet
 
Fucked.

I'm sure "older" swiss guys here can tell you even more, but the downfall started in the 60s and 70s, when we imported loads of Italians to build up infrastructure.
Now, Italians aren't really all that bad, since we already have a bit of an Italian influence in our cuisine and culture due to the existence of the Tessin, but it set the precedent for the rest that came.

During the 90s and the Yugoslavia War we accepted a shitload of Balkan refugees, mainly Albanians to stay safe in our country. Now obviously the thought was that they'd leave eventually. But that didn't happen.

As far as I remember roughly 40% of swiss passport holders aren't ethnically swiss at all.

I remember going to school and basically only 50% of the class was properly swiss. We had loads of swiss-italians, swiss-portuguese, swiss-turks and so on, obviously they were all rather decent people but it's a demographic trend for sure. Nowadays it's even worse though and assimilation and integration is dropping now that those secondos are the majority.

Anyhow, were having a vote in June about restricting immigration as soon as we hit 10 Million residents. I feel like it will pass, it won't quite save us. But it's a step in the right direction.
It's telling how our economic elites are trying to spin it into a doomsday picture though, because they're afraid they'll loose access to their cheap labour. In general. The swiss economy can absolutely go fuck itself. It has never done anything for me except fuck my rental and insurance costs with the influx of millions of cheap labourers that need housing, insurance, healthcare and so on and so forth.
Ich finde mit de italos und portos gahts mittlerwiile. Au mit de shipis wür ich mich so wiit usem feischter lehne zum säge das 50% eigenlich ganz korrekti sind.
Was ich aber schlimm find isch die enormi zuenahm a somalis wo i de letschte paar jahr passiert isch. Ich gsehne die gfühlt überall am umelungere und bier suufe. Und meh Inder gits au.
 
Ich bin in letschter Ziit Brueflich desöfteren in Schafhuuse unterwegs gsi. Wend da um Dr Bahmhof umeschaffsch merksch wieviel Sandneger umelatschtet und de ganz Tag nüt z tue hend.

D Ukrainer gönd mer mittlerwiile aber au uf de Sack, Sprichwörtlich aber au Finanziell via Stüüre & unverdiente Sozialleistige.
 
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