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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 68 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 99 11.9%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 190 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 424 51.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.1%
  • Total voters
    832
But they are willing to take the money for thousands of TTS asking for him, which is why they did not tell the audience he wasn't coming. They also used the spectre of him and the fear he incites in the fish for free.
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
You don't have to me mean to be imposing. And Frank didn't even bother being mean to Josie, he only attacks people that he knows are weaker or less likeable to the cast and audience than he is. He's not worth the price tag imo, it's not like anyone else is paying him that.
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I have not followed any of the outside drama with Frank and I simply don't care, because it doesn't change anything about his work in fishtank.

His S2 performance was better than his S1 and his S3 was even better.
You are being disingenious about his performance on fishtank.
He went after Alex B's monkeys which produced a great result.
He used Burt's gayness against him to great effect and it resulted in some amazing moments.
He made Conner freak out by going for his closeted homosexuality.
"He just throws shit and piss at people and physically attacks them," is at best stupid or at worst a lie.

PS Reading some of you guys, you seem to get defensive on behalf of the fish, thinking Frank is their personal enemy.
Frank is playing a role and doing a good job poking the fish at their weak spots.
You might not get it, because you are all emotional about it, but Frank doesn't actually want to kill the fish.
And no, you couldn't do what he does even if you got $30k to work with.
 
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The Tall Man said:
I have not followed any of the outside drama with Frank and I simply don't care, because it doesn't change anything about his work in fishtank.

His S2 performance was better than his S1 and his S3 was even better.
You are being disingenious about his performance on fishtank.
He went after Alex B's monkeys which produced a great result.
He used Burt's gayness against him to great effect and it resulted in some amazing moments.
He made Conner freak out by going for his closeted homosexuality.
"He just throws shit and piss at people and physically attacks them," is at best stupid or at worst a lie.
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Those were all funny, but it think he should be more realistic when haggling over pay. They hardly even pay the fish.
I also think his gimmick doesn't work well with women, except Sylvia who is fat and wanted to starfuck him for some reason. Most women don't find Frank sexy.
Messing with/flirting with Alex B, Burt, and other homos isn't hard. It's just dangerous lol
He can have 8k, maybe 5k.

ETA Nobody would need 30k to kind of tickle Josie's feet, upset Alex B the psycho who talks to walls, and sexually arouse Burt. Be for real dude. For 5k a day they could hire like 10 hookers or 20 hood niggers and it would be funnier.
 
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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Those were all funny, but it think he should be more realistic when haggling over pay. They hardly even pay the fish.
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We both know the problem was that Frank was difficult to work with and didn't follow directions.
Frank would be retarded if he followed Jet's directions.
Every character Jet has ever tried on fishtank was cringe and not funny, why would Frank listen to his directions when Frank's work has always been liked by most fishtank viewers. The only exception is the friendtank only crowd, who want a milder form of bitchtank to be what main seasons are.

In other words Jet doesn't like Frank because Frank doesn't respect his authority, just like everybody else.
 
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The Tall Man said:
He went after Alex B's monkeys which produced a great result.
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To be fair Alex B goes after his own monkeys too. OHHHH BENJI!
anliteralidiot said:
...come to think of it, they likely didn't get frank because they wanted Alex B. Can't get Alex b if frank is there.
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Frank is scared of the Monkey King man you don't even know if Alex saw Frank he'd KILL him man and Frank is running scared. HOMETOWN HERO BABY! OOH OOH AAH
 
Agares said:
Looks like someone huffed some galaxy gas and thought "How can I make Bloodgames 2 happen?". All they need is a large rural property that's relatively close to a major airport with little to no neighbors. They could easily pull that off with $1 million.
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i don't think this is bloodgames related. jet was talking about doing camping and fishing streams with ben.
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
but it think he should be more realistic when haggling over pay. They hardly even pay the fish.
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Using the wiggers complete refusal to pay anybody anything as a JUST TAKE LESS argument is crazy. They can get away with borderline not paying fish at this point because they take the most braindead of fishtank fans on the show lol. Good on frank for trying to bleed the wigger coinclipper faggots, they should pay what he asks for and then some.
 
Potatoherder said:
Jet is jet posting again. It's already been deleted.
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The only thing stopping them from leasing land in a red state is the prices and not coming off like faggots to the owner.
Lady Rackets thong said:
i don't think this is bloodgames related. jet was talking about doing camping and fishing streams with ben.
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Jet wants to do some survival game logic larp in 90+ degree weather with neets.
 
Camping stream would actually be a fun way to deploy the autists because they can barely take care of themselves in the real world. Just a bunch of retarded guys like Daniel and Aryeh struggling on the same level as those extreme dropped into New Guinea survival shows, because they’ve never fished or started a fire in their lives.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Shit, I actually know a place too lmao
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Same but its in the middle of absolute nowhere, doubt they'd want something outside of McDonalds Doordash distance.

and yeah the rustic camping stream idea was one of the off season ideas they floated a few times. Its not meant to be Bloodgames II, it's meant to be super low cost, low effort but interesting (in theory)
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Same but its in the middle of absolute nowhere, doubt they'd want something outside of McDonalds Doordash distance.

and yeah the rustic camping stream idea was one of the off season ideas they floated a few times. Its not meant to be Bloodgames II, it's meant to be super low cost, low effort but interesting (in theory)
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I mean, he said bare-bones camping, and asked for 100 acres. I think he wants to be prevented from ordering doordash. I'd be more worried that he'd get bit by some copperheads or moccasins from the pond he wanted.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I mean, he said bare-bones camping, and asked for 100 acres. I think he wants to be prevented from ordering doordash. I'd be more worried that he'd get bit by some copperheads or moccasins from the pond he wanted.
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100 acres sounds like a Bloodgames 2 site with a buffer for the neighbors.

Maybe the Wiggers are going to pull a 100 Acres Wood Winnie-the-Pooh thing.
 
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