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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 68 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 96 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 188 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 422 51.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.2%

  • Total voters
    825
Bongo said they have a super secret thing they're doing that starts the same day as Jimmy's streamerhouse but she can't say what it is. It also ends the same day as the streamerhouse and it's going to be a stream run by another fishtank contestant, but when chat said it was obviously Jimmy's streamhouse she said she wasn't allowed to say that that's what it was so I guess it's a mystery.
 
The fishtank orbiter negan who is james drakes tech support guy seems to be a pedophile.



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Rewatching S4 in this content drought, it's funnier than I remembered. Freddy is likeable (holy fuck has he degenerated), Areyeh is actually funny as fuck, Direnc is interesting and a strong competitor. Rachel is a head case, literally the most insane fish of all time bar none. Kino ad included.
 
What third world shithole are you from where hunger is even a concept?
To starve even slightly requires heraculean effort in the garden of the world's empore
It's cool your EBT gets filled up every month and you buy a bulk supply of hot fries and Kool aid jammers, the whole question is centered around hypothetically not gorging yourself on processed garbage for breakfast. Skipping a meal isn't the equivalent of starving, but you're a retarded brownie who got mad at his comprehension of the breakfast question so I shouldn't be surprised you have an infantile understanding of basic concepts. I feel like the dude who tried to teach that gorilla sign language.
 
It's cool your EBT gets filled up every month and you buy a bulk supply of hot fries and Kool aid jammers, the whole question is centered around hypothetically not gorging yourself on processed garbage for breakfast. Skipping a meal isn't the equivalent of starving, but you're a retarded brownie who got mad at his comprehension of the breakfast question so I shouldn't be surprised you have an infantile understanding of basic concepts. I feel like the dude who tried to teach that gorilla sign language.
 
Rewatching S4 in this content drought, it's funnier than I remembered. Freddy is likeable (holy fuck has he degenerated), Areyeh is actually funny as fuck, Direnc is interesting and a strong competitor. Rachel is a head case, literally the most insane fish of all time bar none. Kino ad included.
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He's likeable until you realize it's a complete facade. He runs a completely fabricated character that reveals his true self when he's not sober. I'm sorry but it's not that he's a bad drunk but that he no longer holds back his true intentions when he's not sober.

Aryeh is funny in the sense that you can point and laugh at him in a zoo situation. He is not a type of funny where you think I want to be around this guy to hear some insane shit he'll come up with. He's the type of guy you gawk at from the other side of the classroom and think yea that guy is not moving up anytime in life.

Rachel would be one of the most insane fish if it weren't for the fact she's extremely annoying and took time to be an investment in to work. I'd argue any "insane" fish we've had COULD COMPLETELY function on their own insanity and run with that. Rachel relied heavily on the fact that she was constantly AND I MEANT CONSTANTLY threatening to leave and just putting complete bull shit statements in the air that just ticked me the wrong way.

S4 had a cast that were essentially all lesser forms of character types we've had in previous seasons or even were demolished in S5 in terms of actual interest. Rather have real normie Drake than fake normie Freddy who puts up a literal character act to be liked. We all know he does that because we all know his real personality is god awful that's why he's a horrible drunk. He literally can't help himself but be himself when he's drunk and that shows how fake he is. All those words he says are nothing when your actions always seemingly contradict those words. In some sense he often shows self-awareness but always seemingly in moments lack it or forgets how he's aware of his issues. He's likeable to easily manipulated people. It's a facade.

The only thing I will agree on is that Direnc was a fucking female warrior. A truly more woken form than Tay in S2. She legit wasn't pure schizo or even when she was, she acted upon it with a strong will. Direnc was wasted on S4 just like Drake likely wouldn't have hit full potential on S3. I feel bad Direnc couldn't have been the exception to the fake buy back clause (as in Direnc should've been given opportunity to be on S5 unlike the other contestants I don't care for), because I am confident Direnc would've been a far better contender to the top 3 of Bashir, Drake, and then herself. No offense to the twins who are insanely loveable but competitively Direnc, Bashir, and Drake would've been the equivalent of S2's Tay, TJ, and Shinji but on roids.

This is speaking as someone who could afford to spend that summer break watching the live and on top of that I've watched the recaps as well. My consensus is that I don't believe S4 will ever be liked compared to the current set of seasons we have for the majority of the audience. Certain individuals will enjoy it of course, but I mean more power to you. The reality is that season getting cut short and on top of that ruining whatever sentiment people had for that season with the horrible production of the Fallout Bunker after they lost the ability to stream from within the house just left an extremely bad taste in my mouth as someone who committed to watching the lives and recaps (recap for anything that happened past 9PM I had to watch the recaps).
 
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They will likely never be able to find someone that can fill the role that Sam did. Bam was a fucking awful host even compared to season 4 when Sam was checked the fuck out.
 
Jet can be incredibly funny when he does bits or is just directing some of the action. He's not a host, but I don't really have a problem with him being on camera.

Seeing as Sam's original concepts for Hell House are the foundation for what would become Fishtank's best parts, Sam is the obvious perfect fit for host no matter what. There isn't anyone that can do it better.
The problem is that (from what I can tell) he feels he has run the gag dry. I disagree, particularly after the triumphs of S3. there was clearly a fuckton of content left to harvest. Particularly with non-fan casts and gaslighting. It was probably a pain in the ass to actually accomplish, but it was a perfect formula.

The only way forward is to start doing more creative stuff, and mix it with the Fishtank format.

Non-fan casts, heavy themes, escape room aspects, more creative gaslighting, some spooky shit here and there, lighting and sound remote controls, anything to add some intrigue.
The well WILL run dry by S8 if they continue to rely on fan casts and zero theming or unique mechanics. It dilutes the effect of the show, and there's only so many times you can watch a sperg fan pour piss on another sperg fan before they all start to feel the same. Fans should be used for spinoff stuff only IMO.

Here's an idea I thought of while writing this:
Vampire Bloodgames 2: The Mansion

Run it during Halloween. 8 contestants. 3 weeks. Creepified house. Solve the mystery, find and destroy the head vampire's secret source of power before it's too late.
Literally just spooky Fishtank with recurring characters. Remote control lights with tons of scares. Homeless people as eccentric butlers or zombies or whatever. Special TTS voices exclusively for this season that season pass holders can unlock for the regular season if they get enough XP. Everyone remaining on the show by the end gets 10 grand. Free money, something different, a good refresh between regular seasons.
 
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