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[Potatoherder]

I’m remembering how difficult it was for production to explain to him very simple things, like the goo room or asking him to check on Laura in the confessional. I would pay to watch someone try to explain to him meowing into a microphone. It would probably take about 20 minutes of wrangling just to get to the basic instructions.

Unlike Burt i can't tell how much Alex B plays it up. Either way he is entertaining and fills the quota of fucking with the wiggers. Ben actually got mad last season.

 

[The Vaper Friend]

To be fair to him they expected people to drink tap water. Which is fine in your own house but not in a new house. At a certain point they bought bottled water and just started to do that every season afterwards.

Jon wouldn't just take bottles water. It had to be glass bottled river water so he doesn't get floride poisoning or something.

 

[R9K Insurgent]

I didn't get to watch S5, I'll spare you guys the tl;dr

Anyone give me a quick rundown?
Seems like Jet Epstein is still at it

I got you man. I just finished making a montage that quickly show a bunch of awesome moments that really sum up the season.

0:42

Damn, guess I'm too retarded to make the thumbnail work, epic mog fail

 

[Capgras Delusion]

Jon wouldn't just take bottles water. It had to be glass bottled river water so he doesn't get floride poisoning or something.

He was just parroting a popular Andrew Tate-ism from that time: alpha males can only drink “non-fluorinated bubble water.” He even said “I ownwy dwink bubbah wawtuh.” Literally weeks after a clip of Tate saying as much had gone viral.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

I’m remembering how difficult it was for production to explain to him very simple things, like the goo room or asking him to check on Laura in the confessional. I would pay to watch someone try to explain to him meowing into a microphone. It would probably take about 20 minutes of wrangling just to get to the basic instructions.

Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.

15:36

 

[Polyboros2]

Vimp did this shes grooming him, hes just a 22 year old boy.

This but unironically.

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4

I was pretty drunk when this happened and just remember being upset by wiggers bringing Alex into a lab room to confuse and torture him. I'm now realizing I decided to anchor my understanding of events on what Alex was saying, when in reality it was an extremely simple segment and they just wanted to show him that goo can make him happy when he makes it in the factory and he just needs more goo so to make everybody happy.

 

[joker jimmy]

Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4

“I’ll do it. I’ll cook your goo.”

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4

I almost ruptured a lung watching this live. One of the most moments of all time.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4

When Ben slams the door on him and Alex turns to look at the camera. Absolute kino.

 

[zigzag99]

Is there a place to download the s3 episodes?

 

[soda pimp]

I made some fishtank characters as miis for Tomodachi life (the 3ds on, not new one). Let's play a guessing game. Guess who's who!

Hint: they're from s1 to s4. I didn't feel like doing s5 yet.

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

Ghost politics cuck mogging landon

0:09

 

[Halloween23]

A) It was all real but he wimped out because he didn't want anyone to know his identity
B) It was all real and he really is acting like a retard over Drake/Vimp
C) It was always just a troll
D) It was real but a troll at the same time because he was going to treat him like his lolcow slave

 

[bookers]

lol

 

[Dr Jacoby]

 

[Devious Dave]

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Pretty accurate but the thing is ghost was willing to let his identity be known if the shop did well. I mean he was hooking up cameras and TTS speakers anyone who came into the shop would've known eventually. Its just he didn't want fishtank people latching onto what he had planned with Landon.

 

[Halloween23]

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There is 0% chance Drake would give a shit about Ghost politics period or whatever "clout" he'd get for revealing his identity. No one would even give a shit anyways, he gets like 100 viewers a stream. This is the most relevant he's been in a decade.

 

[Kill Mitts]

wish mints was gangraped by HIV+ crackheads
a man can only dream

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

according to this post on x, ghostpolitics is already phonebooked