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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 95 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 185 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 421 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.2%
  • Total voters
    818
If you haven't already, watch the newest S3 episode. Tons of interesting BTS footage that answers a few questions.
The biggest revelation for me is that Ted was an actual shut-in autist with zero social skills and was very excited to be surrounded by girls. So much so that he had a mental breakdown after being eliminated because of that reason specifically.
 
Right after Frank told Landon to stop putting Vimp's pussy on a pedestal
 

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Why would Landon ever trust this guy after trolling him for years?
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You have to consider that Landon really doesn't have higher career prospects than this in his lifetime. This is a guy who is at least a mid level autist and has no risk-taking ability. I don't think he'll ever be making a whole lot of money himself. Seems like he fucked himself out of a good deal.
 
The Man With No Name said:
You have to consider that Landon really doesn't have higher career prospects than this in his lifetime. This is a guy who is at least a mid level autist and has no risk-taking ability. I don't think he'll ever be making a whole lot of money himself. Seems like he fucked himself out of a good deal.
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His janitor job was $17/hr, and the Ghost job was apparently $10/hr.
Ghost would've kept 80% of his TTS while working in the store, and he would even dip 20% into any TTS from streaming Landon did at the supposed apartment.
I don't think there ever was a job, apartment, or streaming opportunity with Ghost.
Unless Landon was trolling in good fun, Ghost was trolling him back the whole time, being just as fake as VIMP was when she was leading the Tiger on.
Surprised Ghost didn't just tweet "Mog complete."

Landon is getting over 1000 viewers now though. Might even hit front page of Kick. Maybe he can leverage this into long-term streaming.
 
Blackstar said:
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Summary of video, taking Ghost at face value:
  • Job was legit, Landon was going to have a 40 hour work week at a brick and mortar business Ghost owns
  • Landon wanted weekly vacation and paid sick days, Ghost agreed
  • Ghost wanted to set up cameras and TTS
  • Acquired a 1 year lease on a 1-bedroom apartment for Landon, he wouldn't need to worry about rent
  • Landon wanted to be able to bring all his Fishtank frens (including Vimp lmao) to party at the apartment
  • Ghost tried offering him advice on how these people aren't his friends and that Vimp would be using him for clout
  • It all fell apart, now he is offering the opportunity to anyone
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Allah, Odin, Ra, or Yahweh, I don't care who(no Vishnu) strike this demon from hell down and free my nigga Landon. James Drake kidnap his ass Cult deprogramming style and livestream the intervention.
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Sounds like Ghost was trying to take advantage of him and turn him in to his personal TTS hog
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Honestly that better than him blowing up his prospects over and over again for autistic 5/10 pussy he will never see. I feel so bad for him because I've been a young undersocialized loser that got stupid for the chance at getting laid that never would happen, and I want him to get help.
 
JeffreyMaxwell said:
His janitor job was $17/hr, and the Ghost job was apparently $10/hr.
Ghost would've kept 80% of his TTS while working in the store, and he would even dip 20% into any TTS from streaming Landon did at the supposed apartment.
I don't think there ever was a job, apartment, or streaming opportunity with Ghost.
Unless Landon was trolling in good fun, Ghost was trolling him back the whole time, being just as fake as VIMP was when she was leading the Tiger on.
Surprised Ghost didn't just tweet "Mog complete."

Landon is getting over 1000 viewers now though. Might even hit front page of Kick. Maybe he can leverage this into long-term streaming.
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Probably one of the worst deals ever. If Landon fucked up while he was there, hed be out of a job and house stranded in Texas. Ghost sounds like a fucking groomer in these texts, super predatory and strange dude. Landon's better off as a janitor, but this time, for a university, and getting paid the big bucks.
 
Everytime I start genuinely feeling bad for Landon he pathetically involves Vimp and then I realize that he deserves everything. The shit Vimp has been saying to Landon on this stream is extremely backhanded.

"I know you're passionate about the janitorial arts." "I'm so proud of you for putting yourself out there for this opportunity." "I totally -was- gonna come visit you in Texas!" "If you wanna apply for other jobs I can help you with your resume! :)" "I was gonna come to Texas and teach you to drive with my car, but now Ghost ruined it and we can't be together!"

And Landon sits there and takes this fucking shit with a smile. Fucking succubus.
 
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Dago Lain said:
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?" Has way too many conditionals, does not apply to the average person who spends time on the internet, has no logical point and the only correct answer is "what?"
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Dude I stopped reading your post after this dumbass take. The correct answer is hungry you brown skin retard.

The Man With No Name said:
You have to consider that Landon really doesn't have higher career prospects than this in his lifetime. This is a guy who is at least a mid level autist and has no risk-taking ability. I don't think he'll ever be making a whole lot of money himself. Seems like he fucked himself out of a good deal.
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I think I've said it before, but he was truly somebody who had risen to his destined station. He's not capable of great things, but there isn't anything disgraceful about doing honest work.

JawnClawdVanDamn said:
Knowing his catchphrases the lines will be “they destroyed his grave” “what would you do it they threatened to rape your monkeys?” And “I want to go fast”
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I hope they have him read the whole "IT WASN'T EVEN THE REAL GOOD SPRINGS" copypasta.
 
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