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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 185 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 421 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.2%

  • Total voters
    817
Just did a scan of active season passes -- I didn't add in the new accounts made for S5 because I just ran it on a whim using the existing userlist. Currently 6286 season passes are active and 989 XL active. So the wiggers are above $100k a month in season pass money right now even though they're not doing anything.
 
Summer's alleged sex tape was leaked on /bant/.

This guy has herpes now. Don't do this.
 
Since no one has posted this. Honestly a great fisthank react video to when content has arrived/is good.

 
its hard to believe they rejected my friends audition for the next season, what the fuck jett? can you guys agree, my friend would be really cool for fish tank?
 

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its hard to believe they rejected my friends audition for the next season, what the fuck jett? can you guys agree, my friend would be really cool for fish tank?
What do you think your "friend" would bring to the show? He just seems like a higher functioning TJ. Don't be too upset though, seems like they have someone pull out last minute every season and they replace them with someone from their rejects folder, there's still a chance they could cast you.
 
That seems suicidal in the 2026 with how many revenge porn laws there are.
Summer isn't exactly the most rational person on the planet, i think it's safe to assume that the dude behind the recording is likely also a bit "special".
It's a slam dunk if she decides to go ahead with any charges. I don't if leaking intimate recordings can net you on a sex offender list, but it does seem like a very high price for some petty revenge.
Just did a scan of active season passes -- I didn't add in the new accounts made for S5 because I just ran it on a whim using the existing userlist. Currently 6286 season passes are active and 989 XL active. So the wiggers are above $100k a month in season pass money right now even though they're not doing anything.
That's both impressive and insane at the same time. All that money dumped into retarded game devs, galaxy gas, clown shoes and Rolexes. It's impressive that they can keep a straight face while shilling. GO MAKE SOME CONTENT WIGGERS YOU LAZY FUCKERS.
 
its hard to believe they rejected my friends audition for the next season, what the fuck jett? can you guys agree, my friend would be really cool for fish tank?
Can you provide any highlights of your friend audition video? Sadly he seems like a lesser version of the awkward, autistic guy character from all the past seasons. Landon, Daniel, Cole, and hell even Ted. I'm sorry you're getting some harsh responses but the reality is your friend look like a diluted form of a common character type. I'm confident that production would find basically a stronger awkward, autistic energy in another contestant. I agree with one of the other comments that your friend would probably be a decent backup pick to that character type if they don't find or lose out on one of their applicants that were suppose to fill the role. Tell your friend to hold his head high and try again next season. You and your friend just have to acknowledge that he doesn't instantly bring anything new to the table and maintains even a lesser level of strength that prior awkward, autistic applicants had.
its hard to believe they rejected my friends audition for the next season, what the fuck jett? can you guys agree, my friend would be really cool for fish tank?
Can you provide any highlights of your friend audition video? Sadly he seems like a lesser version of the awkward, autistic guy character from all the past seasons. Landon, Daniel, Cole, and hell even Ted. I'm sorry you're getting some harsh responses but the reality is your friend look like a diluted form of a common character type. I'm confident that production would find basically a stronger awkward, autistic energy in another contestant. I agree with one of the other comments that your friend would probably be a decent backup pick to that character type if they don't find or lose out on one of their applicants that were suppose to fill the role. Tell your friend to hold his head high and try again next season. You and your friend just have to acknowledge that he doesn't instantly bring anything new to the table and maintains even a lesser level of strength that prior awkward, autistic applicants had.
 
Twins joined the James Drake stream and it was already a disaster, like stepping in dog poop
Design59 - Bingo and Bongo join in to a disaster of a conversation between Fredd... [205555673...mp4
Can somebody link me the James Drake streams source and archive (specifically the ones where he has everyone on) I ran out of service and cant watch videos at the library b it downloading is fast for some reason thanks.

Also does anybody know if jet has pulled up my application yet? Its the one with the fat wop wearing a motocross helmet future war larping on daytona beach at like 3am in front of the ocean deck bar & grill

I had a few homeless pretending to be killed by psychic powers and im screaming at "Commander Vance" to stop Jet from training the twins "THE DEVIL HAS TWO HEADS" probably very cringe but it was fun to make
I dont have it saved because the cops tossed out my shit the tike ininl got arrested and only had it saved on usb
 
Can somebody link me the James Drake streams source and archive (specifically the ones where he has everyone on) I ran out of service and cant watch videos at the library b it downloading is fast for some reason thanks.

Also does anybody know if jet has pulled up my application yet? Its the one with the fat wop wearing a motocross helmet future war larping on daytona beach at like 3am in front of the ocean deck bar & grill

I had a few homeless pretending to be killed by psychic powers and im screaming at "Commander Vance" to stop Jet from training the twins "THE DEVIL HAS TWO HEADS" probably very cringe but it was fun to make
I dont have it saved because the cops tossed out my shit the tike ininl got arrested and only had it saved on usb
Could you message me the unlisted video's link. Would love to watch your application.
 
how tf do people still fall for this its unbelievable :lol:
Because its actually a retarded question and not a clever hypothetical test. It doesn't reveal the one answering as "not understanding hypotheticals" it reveals the one asking as an easily imprinted mid-wit.

"How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?" Has way too many conditionals, does not apply to the average person who spends time on the internet, has no logical point and the only correct answer is "what?"

"But I didnt have breakfast" is a valid answer because theres the question again, has too many conditionals, makes too many assumptions, and in the context it is often asked the only real answer is "I dont know" or "probably the same" but people being interviewed tested messed with are wary of not giving an answer, being indecisive and are in a state talking and reacting and this not actively thinking

Its also irrelevant because you can easily gauge individual intelligence immediately by how they speak (there is no such thing as emotional/social/white girl intellegence and math is fake and doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is whether or not someone speaks like a nigger (low iq) speaks in preset terms and phrases or loops/cites sources/uses debate tactics knowingly or unknowingly (midwits) or is actually capable of holding a conversation (me and your mom after sex)) and really as much minstrel persona is required to get anywhere in life you rarely need more than 3 odd contexts for people. Showcasing your own abusive vernacular tends to get the highQs to lower their guard so you can bait them into saying something racist, record it in secret and use it to get them fired and advance your position. High IQ people are basically homosexuals.

Anyways, yes I had breakfast today but ive been awake all fucjing night so its more like dinner. What is breakfast? I dont know. I eat when I eat and I dont when I dont. Never sated, never starving, always distant, scared and marching. Pounding pavement, pounding sand, screaming at god, begging for a job.
 
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