🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781

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Someone in Bashir’s live chat asked his friend Kemosabe if he was actually Cobes.
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Bashir said that he knew of King Cobra and that he was sad over his death.
 
Also, even a simple life sim would be better than a shooter. Do a 2D thing with multiple floors and let players control the house itself, sim city style, and the fish are just in it, reacting a la tamagotchi. Give occasional updates with fun stuff and new characters and voilá, infinite game value for the fans he hates so much.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fishtank-live-general.164029/page-5246#post-24160137 not 2d but this was already attempted and failed which will surely not happen to the new game :pickle:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fishtank-live-general.164029/page-5246#post-24160141

 
About the Bloodgames FPS they have been working on.

FHUB on X Jet demoed the Bloodgames Looter Shooter FPS.mp4
X Discussing anti-cheat detecting discord.exe. Dismisses people using Discord in a browser as a simple workaround.

FHUB on X The state of the long awaited Vampire Bloodgames Looter Shooter.mp4
X A look at the game

FHUB on X Can t wait for this game in 5 years so hyped.X.mp4
X It stands out to me that props being uniform would even be worth talking about, a bit alarming. Jet is not the dev though.

I can't say I expected anything about this to be good. Just looks like nothing so far though.
Dude is he gonna sell an asset flip to his audience?
 
Hopefully they're placeholders until the devs make new models, but it would be mad funny if he got conned into an asset flip.
they are not placeholders. jet wants to have this look. all of the fishtank.live items were replaced in favor of those assets in december already.
the old preview for the game (which looked different in the screenshot) had https://y3k-film.com/ listed as the devs - not sure that is still the case (related to a NFT artist that did some stuff for MDE/fishtank https://x.com/mattyfurious / https://www.instagram.com/mattyfurious/).
 
they are not placeholders. jet wants to have this look. all of the fishtank.live items were replaced in favor of those assets in december already.
the old preview for the game (which looked different in the screenshot) had https://y3k-film.com/ listed as the devs - not sure that is still the case (related to a NFT artist that did some stuff for MDE/fishtank https://x.com/mattyfurious / https://www.instagram.com/mattyfurious/).
Well... fishtank was cool while it lasted, I guess.
 
Previous stupid shit they've done:
-Tried to turn the Season 2 house into an AirBnB, it was ridiculously expensive and I don't think they got a single customer before shutting it down
I thought Oliver was a FishBNB customer, i remember hearing something about him having rich parents and he paid the 15k or whatever is was to come onto the show. Same with the guy who came onto Bloodgames, i think Kevin/Evil Kevin was what they called him
They did sell the Finge once during S4, to the Ellie simp Cross Ambrosius i think was his name, the Doctor who lost his job after appearing on the show.
Im pretty sure it was still for sale during S5 but it was just never bought, neither the cheaper option to have a dinner with a fish (FINGE fishtoy for 7500$) Nor the more expensive FishBNB (15k i think, for a 1 night stay in the tank)
 
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I thought Oliver was a FishBNB customer, i remember hearing something about him having rich parents and he paid the 15k or whatever is was to come onto the show. Same with the guy who came onto Bloodgames, i think Kevin/Evil Kevin was what they called him
They did sell the Finge once during S4, to the Ellie simp Cross Ambrosius i think was his name, the Doctor who lost his job after appearing on the show.
Im pretty sure it was still for sale during S5 but it was just never bought, neither the cheaper option to have a dinner with a fish (FINGE fishtoy for 7500$) Nor the more expensive FishBNB (15k i think, for a 1 night stay in the tank)
I thought that OnlyFans girl that sucked of Fatty with a vacuum was a FishBNB customer in season 2, as well as that one black guy (not Dunyay, the guy that was there briefly before him). So that would make three FishBNB sales in season 2
 
From Blane, a wall of text to rival Aryeh:

Where has Blane been?
Where is Blane?
Why hasn’t Blane been streaming?
I have the answers.
Around 3 months before appearing on Fishtank Live, I decided to start waning off of an SSRI I had been taking since I was 16. It was initially prescribed to me during an extremely intense bout with clinical depression, which lasted an entire year. This is the reason I have a hunchback, as I was completely bedridden during this time.
While my ability to overcome an extreme case of depression came from my own willpower, the anti-depressant definitely assisted in my ability to build myself up to that point. The problem of course, is that around the beginning of this year, I began to evaluate that the long term side effects of being on an SSRI for so long wasn’t worth it. I essentially finally decided to do some research, and concluded that it would be only detrimental to stay on this drug.
The time in which I finally waned completely off the SSRI was actually while I was on fishtank. I think this explains why I felt this “seventh sense” that my time on the show was drawing to a close, and was the reason I inevitably walked out after the end to the candy challenge. The truth is, without the SSRI, I had started to feel depressed again.
A month later brings us to now, where I will admit to my following that the reason I haven’t been keeping an online presence is because I am suffering from depression.
However, part of the reason I even admit this, is because I have already been taking steps to get better. I’ve been breaking negative habits I’ve kept for years, and overall simply doing things to live a healthier and more cautious lifestyle.
My goal isn’t to start streaming until I know I have the mental fortitude and diligence to put on an entertaining show that’s worth watching. The monetary benefit of grinding my face against the dirt to be streaming everyday despite my mood means nothing to me, as it never was about the money.
Overall, I hope to be able to share good news regarding my progress with this small bout of depression soon. Until then, don’t expect too much from me.
If you struggle with depression, do not despair. While you may feel helpless now, every little win is a large step forward.
Always keep your chin up.
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TL:DR
Blane hasn't been streaming lately because of depression and getting off of SSRI's in the last couple months.
(Its really all Lettys fault for not getting him verified on kick)
I thought that OnlyFans girl that sucked of Fatty with a vacuum was a FishBNB customer in season 2
Wasn't that Bliccy?
 
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Update on the ReactSimply situation: here (sorry, my downloader isn't working otherwise I'd archive here)

He's claiming that the whole DFE situation came from a message from someone claiming to be Jet. "Jet" said to DFE and he would pay React $2000 in ETH. Considering the timing coincided with the paywalling of the other YouTube Fishtank content, he believed it. React was sent a link to "verify the transaction" leading to React not receiving the promised $2000 while simultaneously having his crypto wallet being drained.

Oopsie.
 
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