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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
Despite asking for $600 worth of Fishtank tokens, Aryeh has left the basement telegram chat, claiming that he's not going to participate in a group chat for a show that he's not going to watch.
 
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Despite asking for $600 worth of Fishtank tokens, Aryeh has left the basement telegram chat, claiming that he's not going to participate in a group chat for a show that he's not going to watch. This is despite having just agreed to get 8k tokens.
He's probably in the autistic seethe phase realising he got clowned on by Jet with the deal. That or he thinks its an epic own to leave it.
Now he's claiming he's never read the thread. C'mon Jet, we're a bit different here. I understand his criticism but this is easily the cleanest, least gay place to discuss the show. It's why I made an account here to begin with.
It's a bit depressing for sure, Kiwis were the only ones who gave him a fair shake on the Shadi allegations and grilled her until most of us realised she was full of shit. Jet doesn't seem to care about any community outside of his chat or Basement Chat paypigs so at least his logic sorta translates, but he should at least know we're much nicer than /bant/ over here.
 
He's probably in the autistic seethe phase realising he got clowned on by Jet with the deal. That or he thinks its an epic own to leave it.
Jet ended up paying for his flight in the end anyways so I doubt he's seething about it. He's still going to watch the actual seasons I think, it sounded like he was just done with the offseason stuff so he'll still have use for the tokens.
 
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Aryeh was paid 600$ for his Fishtank account, So basically minimum wage,
He has no concept of money at all! Hope the goo was worth it lmao!
Anyone notice how people are increasingly putting the dollar sign behind the quantity? I can't tell if it's Zoomers, yuros, jeets, or ESL. It is the way it's spoken so I can't be mad or even judgy.
 
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Laura's first boyfriend is a murderer according to her. She met him after he killed his previous girlfriend and was on the run from the cops and she didn't find out until later. He was also a Nazi.

Sneedchat thinks it's this guy.
 

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Fishtank OG clipper from Season 2, ReactSimply, just DFE his entire channel over petty reasons (DMCA, not getting AdSense, not being acknowledged by wiggers, etc). This goes to show how Kiwi Farms will always be the most reliable place to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING, and why you should UPLOAD EVERYTHING DIRECTLY INTO THE SITE!!!

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Fishtank OG clipper from Season 2, ReactSimply, just DFE his entire channel over petty reasons (DMCA, not getting AdSense, not being acknowledged by wiggers, etc). This goes to show how Kiwi Farms will always be the most reliable place to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING, and why you should UPLOAD EVERYTHING DIRECTLY INTO THE SITE!!!

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I managed to grab about 300 of 340 of his videos for Season 2 but I have zero clue what to do with it. In other news I managed to assemble the raw director feed from flowstreams into 12hr playable videos in a playlist. There are missing bits which will never be recovered unless the wiggers do an archive for Bloodgames director feed, the largest being Day 13 which has 18 hours missing, consisting of the segment where Tay encounters Cryokeen.


Please do the needful and download, torrent, and spread it around. I did the hard work, now make it durable.
 
Laura and Angie are outside hanging up a "SMASH IT" sign and I guess neither of them has ever used a ladder before.
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Richie made them fix the ladder :(
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Angie thought it was fine, Laura claims to have simply not noticed it wasn't set up safely.

They constructed a T shape out of pieces of the beds to hang up the sign. They will be smashing the rest of the beds soon-ish. These are the bunks from the dorm that have been sitting outside since the season ended.
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Weird seeing the exterior of the house. Looks like they are right outside the Dorm / Goo Wrestling rink.

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As expected, they are doing terrible.
Girls get it done!

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Neither knows how to properly swing an axe. Angie already almost amputated one of her legs.

"Something about how you're doing it isn't correct" Well yea, the stance, the way they're holding the axe, the way they aren't sliding their grip for momentum mid-swing.
They should be wearing much more protective gear for this, they're gonna lose a toe.

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Jet has ended the BED SMASHING, citing likelihood of noise complaints.
Probably true, but it's more likely he was saving them from seriously injuring themselves.
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My goodness, his shirts covered in semen.
It's worse than you think, he bought it on grailed which is some app to buy and sell used clothes and he opened it 3 days ago with that stain already on it. He put the shirt on after pointing out that it had what looked like a cum stain on it and hasn't taken it off since. I don't understand why he won't wash it.
 
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