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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
Kitty Cat Man said:
Burt and Fatty are one person removed from Playboi Carti and Kanye and jet's streaming VRchat cuddle rooms to 200 viewers.
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Carti dapped up Burt last year on his tour, it was on an long-gone IG story but I'm sure there's evidence of it hiding somewhere. Was funny as fuck.

Also lmao Jet got scammed on Grailed
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Aryeh doesn't know how to cook a steak, mommy still does that when it's not chicken nuggies time. He's opening the packaging with safety scissors, bending at the knee to pick up meat, and not seasoning the meat before cooking.

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Aryeh retreats to the basement




Aryeh returns to mog Angie complete with balled fists and pointing in the air


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Besides he horrible warcrime of an accent i think Angie's biggest crime is being boring. Annoying aryeh doesn't make her more interesting. She is only succeeding in making him shut down and do less things.
 
Betty is streaming and she's still amazing at drawing
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Betty is drunk and vibing (no sleeves so count the cutter scars)

She's going to kill herself on twitch for "50 kicks"
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Potatoherder said:
Aryeh is gone and Jet said he is bringing on Binx. Angie has brought that evil onto us.
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Aryeh's master Jewish negotiation skills at work:

Jet talked him down from them paying for his flight to instead paying him with one tub of goo and 8000 site tokens. You can see Jet trying not to laugh after Aryeh agrees.
 
Watching s3 episodes and damn, we didn't know how good we had it. I forgot how funny and interesting the first two weeks were.

THANK YOU TCL!!!!!
 
BamHyde said:
He is currently setting up Wes' new tts.fish website for his stream so that his Kick viewers can send TTS messages.
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It looks like an Alert Box type setup; for a 7% cut, it lets you set up Elevenlabs TTS and set up things people can pay you to do, kinda like fishtoys. I don't think I get why you'd use this, doesn't Streamlabs take zero cuts from their tools?
 
Jet just mildly crashed out about "kikifarms" people that obsess over lolcows because someone said some of the music he's listening to sounds like Cyraxx made it.

...Only to find out that the person was talking about an actual Virginia-based artist with the same name lmao

Now he's claiming he's never read the thread. C'mon Jet, we're a bit different here. I understand his criticism but this is easily the cleanest, least gay place to discuss the show. It's why I made an account here to begin with.
 
Rolex said:
Jet just mildly crashed out about "kikifarms" people that obsess over lolcows because someone said some of the music he's listening to sounds like Cyraxx made it.

...Only to find out that the person was talking about an actual Virginia-based artist with the same name lmao

Now he's claiming he's never read the thread. C'mon Jet, we're a bit different here. I understand his criticism but this is easily the cleanest, least gay place to discuss the show. It's why I made an account here to begin with.
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kingcobra caught in the crossfire
 
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