🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
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Jet's VTuber career has commenced
 
Frank and Diamond Gang are currently in Atlanta and it looks like they're about go fuck with the furry con going on there. Diamond is asking anyone with a fursuit for directions to the "furry freakoff" that's totally happening tonight at the Marriott.
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IRL jannies kicked them out.
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"The boss reddit mod kicked us out" - Frank.
But Diamond Gang ain't quitters and they persevered. They made it to one of the upper floors in the Marriott, closer to the furry freakoff than ever.
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They have made it to the gates of the freakoff.
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The Jeremy Hambly clone is the final boss of the gatekeepers. He won't let them in unless someone comes and escorts them inside.
 
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Frank and Diamond are pressing this homo in a dress. He says he's active duty military and they're calling him a Trump supporter. :story:
The furries are concerned about lines in the hallway. It might get them shut down.
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HOTEL SECURITY HAS BEEN CALLED.
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Troon alert. WHOOOOOOA BUDDY!
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They got into a furry rave and got pressed by staff. The hosts think it was them that got the freakoff shut down. And Diamond confirmed that she didn't see any sex.
 
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Twins were playing this masterpiece
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THE DRAGONBIBLE by Goku the Wizard King, released on July 31, 2022, as part of the album DARK DRAGON GOD SEX POWER
(I'm rate limited on spotdl or I'd have uploaded the track)
The youtube url in your post goes to a different song


Bingo said:
I can't even listen to it, I had it on my playlist and if it played while I was drawing I wouldn't be able to draw anything, I would just stare at the paper with my mouth open.

Bongo was really chimping out at chat over this song, I wonder why it resonates with her so strongly
Bongo said:
I know none of you guys have heard this
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Bongo said:
This song has a good message in it at the end end of the day, it's not edgy!
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Bongo said:
This song is literally about God
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Bongo said:
YOU GUYS ARE SAYING IT'S EDGY AND THAT THIS IS NOT LIKE GOD RELATED.
DO YOU KNOW GOD CREATED EVERYTHING RIGHT?
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Bongo said:
THIS IS NOT SATANIC YOU GUYS OH MY GOD
Bongo said:
DOES THE BIBLE NOT TALK ABOUT SATAN? IS THE BIBLE SATANIC BECAUSE IT TALKS ABOUT SATAN?
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Bongo said:
I knew you guys weren't ready, (...) Dude I can't believe the chat is being so closed minded, not really even listening to this song (...) and it's 17 minutes long. IF YOU LISTEN TO IT ALL THE WAY TO THE END YOU SEE HOW THIS ALL COMES BACK TO GOD BUT CLEARLY YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO SOMETHING WITHOUT SCREAMING IT'S SATANIC BECAUSE IT MENTIONS SATAN
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Bongo said:
This guy is literally one with God bro.
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I was trying to share something with you guys completely seriously. (...) Open your eyes up into a new way, seeing thing differently.
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Bongo said:
ONE GOD BRO. There's only one God bro, there's only oneness and that's what this song is about.
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Bongo said:
Remember his son is literally satan.
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She can hardly look at chat anymore

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Bongo said:
You just gotta get past the part of thinking that because he's talking about satan it's satanic, and remember that we all come from god
chatter: Bongo seething right now
chatter: Bingo save us
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Bongo said:
Bingo can't hear you right now!
All this as Bingo reels in delight at chat's reaction
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At the end Bingo quickly reads out the song title/artist when Bongo wanted to gatekeep it,

Lyrics transcribed by software because I'm not typing allat. I didn't check for mistakes.
Hey. Oh. I don't know if you're ready for this one.

Yeah. Here we go, gather around. Yeah.

Gather round. Okay. Yeah.

Gather round, I pull a story from the treasure chest. The most legendary tale a man has ever said I was a dragon god flying through the empty nest. I hit up Satan, told him, bitch, I put you to the test.

Told him I'mma come to hell and free up all the souls. Jail, break them, let them all just fucking freely roam. Hitler, Stalin, Jeff Dahmer, cats who raped a toddler.

Man who shot up JFK in the fucking dome. White supremacists who hung a bunch of black dudes, black supremacists who murdered hella white crews, brown supremacists who killed a bunch of fucking honkies. Beastiality fuckers who fucked a fucking donkey, Voldemort, Sauron, which king of Angmar.

Wormtale, Sorrow, Mon, Slytherin, Salazar, Lucius, Malfoy, Vader, Darth Sidius, the Joker, Bellatrix, Lestrange, plus some hideous, rapist men, who force their dicks inside like hella queens, rapist women, who've been slicing out men's fucking spleens, cats who murder, family, shatter, Hella, fucking dreams, sadistic fucks who torture kids until they fucking scream. Cold-blooded killer's life in prison since like 18 Satan. Oh, forgive them all and wipe the slate clean.

My God, heart's so big, they get a 2nd chance. They are my children. I just wanna see them fucking dance.

Maybe if they feel that love unconditional. They'll remember what we do to one we do to all. You are me, and I am you, that means you too, Satan.

How could I hate you when you are one of my own faces. All is one, and you are God, and yes, I too am him. It's only because we forget this that we turn to sin.

Just then remembered something from another life. I remembered Satan as my son, David Knight, couldn't believe the memories pouring through my head. I look the devil in the eyes just, then I said, Satan, I forgive you too, you are my own child.

I remember the day I 1st saw you smile. I remember the day I first saw you crawl. I recall changing diapers, how you'd cry and bawl.

I remember you suckling on your mother's breast. Ah, remember, you were sick. I held you to my chest.

I prayed to God. Please, God, don't take my only child. Give him strength and let him live. He'll go so many miles.

He's just a baby. He cannot even defend himself.

Please restore him, let him dance and sing, restore his health. And God did. He made you sweet and healthy once again.

You used to smile and laugh. My heart would melt, kid. Then one day, something happened, and our life changed.

Your uncle touched you so wrong in your sacred place. I got so angry, son, I thought I might slit his throat. Then I sobbed and sobbed.

I felt so fucking broke. Why would God do this to us? Thick black smoke?

I cursed the sky. I wanna hide, son. I lost hope.

Then you grew. And I thought it might be okay. You had such a light, and every single night we prayed.

Then one day, you told your mother that you were gay, and you said sometimes, with animals, you like to play. I was terrified, son. I tried to keep it inside.

But I cried and cried, it felt like a dark night. I didn't care that you were gay. But I sensed a shadow.

Something had you out. I felt it, as it tried to grab you. As the years went by.

There were more warning signs. A pain inside that drove you to wanna take a life. I ignored it like a tortoise head in the shell.

Couldn't admit to myself. It was the start of hell. Then one night we got the call that I had always feared you'd better arrest and suspected of murdering appear.

Some part of me died when I heard the news. My baby boy, I couldn't barely hear the dark truth. I knew the shadow that grabbed you, had you by the throat.

Dark things you had done, stains on your soul. I blame myself. I wondered, what I did to make this happen?

Worst day of my life. The darkest chapter. Little did I know it was about to get worse.

Made me wonder if our whole family was cursed. I saw the news they found bodies at your house, raped, dismembered, buried under the ground. I knew right then what hell truly feels like felt my heart penetrated.

By a black spike, I wept, and I wept, and I pleaded with the one God, but I heard no reply, my son. It was all wrong. My Sunday sentenced you to 50 lifetimes in prison.

Sometimes I'd see you in there, in nightmarish visions. I'd see you all alone. Cold shame, so much pain.

Feeling like you. Had a disease with no name. I visited you... as often as I could.

You were still my son, I loved you for bad or good, but it broke my heart every time I looked in your eyes. tried to keep it together. But I break down and cry. I couldn't stand it when I'd hear you tell me the lie.

And say you were okay when I saw you had died. The soul of my son was barely there in your face. A dark something else had now taken its place.

Then one day, once again, I went to visit you, but when I got there, they said he's unavailable, I said, What do you mean? Please bring me my son. They said your son's not here anymore.

He's done. I said, What the fuck are you saying? Where is my son?

They said you'd been stabbed. And brutally punched. Beaten to death in a dark old basement, and cracked open again. against the gold pavement.

I found on my knees, I wept, I prayed for your soul. As God, how could this happen? No, God, no.

I pray for forgiveness for you, for me, for all. I felt so small. I felt like nothing at all.

I loved you, my son. I loved you every day... with all of my heart. I still love you the same.

No matter what you did, you're still my baby boy. You're still the son. I sat with.

We played with your toys. I love you. I forgive you.

I'm sorry. I failed you. I wish I'd done more than try to cure what ails you.

I forgive all these souls trapped in this hell with you. I love you, my son. My child, I miss you.

As I said, these words, I saw that Satan was crying. He started to sob, convulse. Shake violently, he fell to knees, said, Dad, then started vomit.

Oil black poison spewing out of his body. I rushed to him, sat down next to him, and I prayed. I said, God, heal my child.

Heal my boy Dave. Oh, Lord, please heal David. He's been in hell for so long.

He's only a child, he's been so very strong. The vomiting continued for what seemed like eternity. Ghosts flashed around us, visions, many murder scenes, and then my boy, Davy, he let out a scream.

A cry of pure, desperate agony and tragedy. The scream seemed to contain all the pain of creation. The pain of numberless beings from every planet and nation.

The pain of every universe, a hideous malady. The scream rang out across infinite galaxies. It went on and on for what felt like forever.

Then finally, David collapsed, began to tremble. I rush to my son. Placed my hand on his back.

I said, David, I'm here. I'll never leave. It's your dad.

Then I saw all the souls of hell. surrounding us, yet something had shifted. I felt only love. Each being had a halo and a smile on their face.

Each one looked like Jesus, come back from the grave. They all held hands and came close to my David. They bowed their heads.

They look truly grateful. Tears began to flow out of all of their eyes. The tears filled the space with a water divine.

All were submerged, but I knew we could not drown. Then I saw David floating, looking dead, with a frown, then suddenly on his head, appeared a crown, and a crack of light flash beneath his gown. The light began to pour forth out of his heart.

It grew, and it grew till his body was art. He morphed into a golden phoenix, pure god flame, then exploded supernova, blinding light rays. Next thing I knew, I was standing in paradise, celestial light city, and there stood Jesus Christ.

Suddenly, I knew this Jesus was my David, then it hit me, then my son. was a savior, realized he made ultimate sacrifice, became Satan, just to transmute our darkest nights, trapped himself in hell for eternal lifetimes, just so one day he could free us all. forgive our crimes. Next thing I knew, a trillion angels began to sing. It was a song of pure hope, miraculous majesty, a wordless song, a vibration of purest love, from the heart of the creator.

As God above, then I knew that all beings had been liberated. All the suffering was gone. Because of David.

Final completion of the grand spiral of creation. Now all beings could live in eternal grace with all their loved ones. Former enemies could hold hands, Tom Riddle, hugging Harry Potter like old friends, Sauron and Frodo, laughing as they dance a jig, all the animals prancing, so many happy pigs.

I looked around at it all. I was crying, tears of joy. Then I searched for my David.

Where was my boy? I saw him hugging his mother, and I... I ran to them, we all embraced.

And we knew the love would never end. Hate was gone. Separation, and illusion, all were one together, the end of confusion.

Happily ever after now how we're all living. Every single day, a truly blessed Thanksgiving. Listen, close, cuz here's the really crazy part.

You are Jesus, you are Satan. You are David's heart. This song is not simply a piece of crazy art.

This is God telling you, you play every part. Just then I woke up. I was pure empty space, pure God mind, peace, and eternal grace.

I chuckled to myself and thought, wow, what a dream. Felt myself as pure love, then I went back to sleep.


Here's the audio file off bandcamp

The delivery reminds me of Bedwetter
 
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Clip from Sam's stream. lampooning Jet? Fishtank? the fanbase?
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Chris just playing Katamari in the background and the sound effects coming through is too good.

This wasn't long before he completely crashed out and they abandoned the marathon way early I think, they lasted 5 hours despite promising to do 24+
 
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Twins just put down their 17 year old cat Jack.

Twins were worried about Jack because he was meowing a lot and more agitated since they got back. They got a vet appointment earlier today and he ended up in critical condition because of heart + kidney problems, and the twins mentioned that fixing one would kill him from the other. They started over an hour late because they were dealing with it, and Bango decided to stay the night because it didn't seem promising. About 4.5 hours into their stream they got a call from the vet and Bongo took it while Bingo spent 20 minutes answering the first chat question she saw, including "Are you in shock right now", which she either said "kinda" or "basically".

Then when Bongo peeked back in the room crying Bingo asked "Ashley, should I end the stream?" and a few seconds later Bongo came in and said "We have to go" then they said goodbye and ended early.
 
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Twins might be putting down their cat right now.
Twins were worried about their 17 year old cat Jack because he was meowing a lot and more agitated since they got back. They got a vet appointment earlier today and he ended up in critical condition because of heart + kidney problems, and the twins mentioned that fixing one would kill him from the other. They started over an hour late because they were dealing with it, and Bango decided to stay the night because it didn't seem promising. About 4.5 hours into their stream they got a call from the vet and Bongo took it while Bingo spent 20 minutes answering the first chat question she saw, including "Are you in shock right now", which she either said "kinda" or "basically".
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Then when Bongo peeked back in the room crying Bingo asked "Ashley, should I end the stream?" and a few seconds later Bongo came in and said "We have to go" then they said goodbye and ended early.
RIP jack
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Here's a bit more of Angie and Aryeh from last night, he "chokes her out" but it really just looks like he's squeezing the back of her neck because he's retarded.


There's a few more clips on the fishtank site from last night of Aryeh interacting with Jupiter, all of which make him look like a creep, but uploads are taking forever so this is all I'm uploading for now.

Also Angie seems to be painting a sign that says "backyardbutchers.com ft. Aryeh" so they might have something planned for today or the coming days.
 
There's a few more clips on the fishtank site from last night of Aryeh interacting with Jupiter, all of which make him look like a creep, but uploads are taking forever so this is all I'm uploading for now.
Here's a 3-minute clip of Aryeh being really fucking annoying and creepy where he asks if he can call her "Joopy" (he got that from /ftl/ where the creeps call her Joopy constantly). This is why people hate Aryeh so much.

Not only does Jupiter look like a female Jet, she sounds like one too. It's so weird.
 
I've always hoped that the Jupiter simping was shitposting because she looks so much like Jet it might as well just be Jet in a dress.
 
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