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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 174 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.7%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    771
The Twins finding monetary success and avoiding getting too close to the weirdos, as far as I know, is one of the more heartwarming stories to come out of this god forsaken show I love so much. Would also be pretty cool if Drake could carve out a nice "career" post Tank because lord knows he's never going to make it as an actor.
 
Good for Landon. A retard makes a sensible decision for once. This is a far better option for him than trying to eke out a streaming career on the back of the tank.
Happy for the twins too, they're doing well.
Heartwarming.
 
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The streaming partnership with Kick and commissions alone are $1388 per week, plus tts for $10, subs (reg Kick sub for $4.99 the streamer keeps $4.74), and other merch sales. They are also going to voice a Meowgenics character.
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283 subs gifted in the top 10 for the Twins so $1341.42 for those, there are going to be a lot more subs for self purchases and smaller amount of gifted subs, which brings the total that I can track to $4117.42 (this is a back of the napkin calculation, I don't know when they made partner, if they're getting paid for all of every stream due to length, and "Weekly top Gifters" has been active for four days, no data on subs for the previous period, and the store was in that orbiter's hands before Big Sis took over).

VOD for 5/6/2026 was uploaded here but HBO copyright struck it due to Spawn. Shame, I wanted to clip them drawing Hitler and the Twigga part if I could find it.
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VOD for 5/6/2026 was uploaded here but HBO copyright struck it due to Spawn. Shame, I wanted to clip them drawing Hitler and the Twigga part if I could find it.
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283 subs gifted in the top 10 for the Twins so $1341.42 for those, there are going to be a lot more subs for self purchases and smaller amount of gifted subs, which brings the total that I can track to $4117.42 (this is a back of the napkin calculation, I don't know when they made partner, if they're getting paid for all of every stream due to length, and "Weekly top Gifters" has been active for four days, no data on subs for the previous period, and the store was in that orbiter's hands before Big Sis took over).
There is data on subs before this week, top lifetime gifters so far:
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They've got a couple major paypigs currently although they will drop off with time.
 
283 subs gifted in the top 10 for the Twins so $1341.42 for those, there are going to be a lot more subs for self purchases and smaller amount of gifted subs, which brings the total that I can track to $4117.42 (this is a back of the napkin calculation, I don't know when they made partner, if they're getting paid for all of every stream due to length, and "Weekly top Gifters" has been active for four days, no data on subs for the previous period, and the store was in that orbiter's hands before Big Sis took over).
There is data on subs before this week, top lifetime gifters so far:
They showed their kick dashboard yesterday that showed 1,910 active subs, so $9,550
So with kicks 5% cut it comes to $9,072
Pretty crazy to have a 50% sub to follower ratio
 
There is data on subs before this week, top lifetime gifters so far:
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They've got a couple major paypigs currently although they will drop off with time.
Thanks, that puts total subs at 1574 in the top lifetime for a total of $7460.76 in gifted sub earnings. Headband sold for $1200 on eBay. That plus the hourly earnings puts them at $11436.76 then whatever they made in commissions, they have at least $700 booked. Also merch sales, tts, and other subs either not in the top ten or individual purchases. They're doing incredibly well financially.

They should consider a Cameo next.
 
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damn son, twins are making bank
they should buy that donut shop

also think they should make a stickermule account
i bet they could dm that dude who owns it and he would set them up with a good deal.
could sell their drawings as stickers and tshirts
 
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I hope they keep the creepers at arm's length. It's not worth the money to allow these people to develop parasocial relationships.

They got ripped off almost immediately after leaving the tank. I think some creeper getting way too close is more of an inevitability rather than a possibility for them at this point.

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This edit of the Miami trip is great, really highlights the diamond gangs complete content dominance over crazy gang. Be warned the longer it goes the gayer it gets.
 
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He was possibly going to show up on Season 4, so was Burt. That was definitely something that may have happened had faggots not interfered with our retard show.
Nick said he has no interest going on fishtank in the first clip below.
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from last weeks shows on Thursday/Friday

America First #1660

Nick says he would not go on Fishtank if asked, says it's not really his thing.
Fuentes_AmFirst1660_fishtank.mp4

Nick responds to a superchat about someone named "Shabbos Kestenbaum" who wants to debate Nick, Nick lays into the guy. Nick W.
Fuentes_AmFirst1660_debate.mp4

Nick talks about James Bond, says he only likes the Daniel Craig movies. Mocks a superchat for trying to be funny.

Fuentes_AmFirst1660_hatesfans4.mp4

Nick talks about fighting with his mother over the euphonium (brass instrument) he played in high school.

Fuentes_AmFirst1660_euphonium.mp4

Fuentes comments on people using Charlie Kirk to push their political narrative.
Fuentes_AmFirst1660_kirk_war.mp4

More general fan hatred

Fuentes_AmFirst1660_hatesfans5.mp4
Fuentes_AmFirst1660_hatesfans3.mp4

America First 1661

Nick talks about his lack of friends, says that he is the common denominator in the ending of friendships.
Fuentes_AmFirst1661_friends.mp4

Nick talks about Sneako and watches the clip of Clavicular being slapped by a random whore at the club.
Fuentes_AmFirst1661_sneako_clav.mp4

Nick says he is now being lumped into a group of political commentators being dubbed the "retard right".
Fuentes_AmFirst1661_retardright.mp4

Nick talks about how he wants a big SUV but his ideal vehicle is a tank.
Fuentes_AmFirst1661_drivetank.mp4

Fan annoyance
Fuentes_AmFirst1661_hatesfans1.mp4

Nick ponders if he will find a woman or not.
Fuentes_AmFirst1661_findawoman.mp4
 
A New Jersey Hypnotist who sexually assaulted Burt. Burt went to a hypnotist a few years ago to try and "unlock his lost memories from before the age of 12" and the hypnotist ended up trying to give Burt a prostate exam while he was under hypnosis or something like that. He was arrested a few years ago for sexual assault and other crimes.
i can't believe i feel bad for burt :(
also i hope mints gets hit by an 18 wheeler
 
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I am genuinely very glad Landon took the Ghost offer. It was shaping up that he would be the only final four to have the Vimp Simp bad ending. But this just shot a ray of sunshine through that.

He needs a guiding hand and lolcow or not Ghost seems to care about Landon and has a good enough head on his shoulders to help a aimless tard like Landon break out of his solitary janny lifestyle. Plus he'll be in closer proxxy to James who seems to also have a positive "older brother" influence him.

Let's go Landon.
 
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