Some of these, including the Retro Fitness and Robert Bruckner stories, were only revealed recently on the
Frank Hassle and Burt stream right after S5 ended. It's a funny stream and gives some good insight to Frank's feelings about not being included as well as good Burt lore. I recommend listening to it on a long drive or while running errands.
The best story isn't included in his list of Forburten phrases and it starts at around 2:28:51 but comes up multiple times throughout the stream. Here's a summary:
- In his prostitution days, Burt once had a client who was an Ivy League educated pediatrician
- The client's adult son (around 30 years old) had died in a car accident some years earlier. The son's name was Rodney. Rodney was a black guy of few words, Burt speculates he had a learning disability.
- The father would pay Burt to roleplay as Rodney and go on dates with him. The dates would end with him fucking the dad in the ass.
- Burt wore Rodney's old clothes, slept in his room, watched Rodney's favorite movies, and ate the things he liked to get into character. Rodney's favorite was Fruity Pebbles.
- Burt says the father "made a habit" of hiring male sex workers like Burt to pretend to be Rodney. Burt was only one of the many of Rodneys hired by this guy.
- This relationship went on for several years.
- There's some funny stuff of Frank roleplaying as the dad while Burt roleplays as Rodney towards the end of the stream.
