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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 173 22.5%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.7%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    769
Ngl anyone who spergs about Jet and tries to see anything he does/says as uniquely evil or self-serving can have a cattle brand that says “THE RAPED”

I used to dislike him prior to S5, but I think a lot of people who have been skeptical/dislike past actions can admit that he has taken some steps forward in transparency with the audience.

Also the boyfriend pimp screams wimpy faggot who needed to be sat on by Aryan Aryeh.
 
1000% unvetted info I've seen on the Fishtank DiscordDIAMOND GANG DISCORD. The furry from last night is user "steptrance" a mod in the Discord, allegedly formerly known as "shitpostcrusader".

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GGSurvivor said:
Ngl anyone who spergs about Jet and tries to see anything he does/says as uniquely evil or self-serving can have a cattle brand that says “THE RAPED”
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People who sperg about Jet are the only ones who keep his ego in check and prevent him from bringing on boring girls like in S4 and bitchtank that he just wants to have sex with. (He also brought on that kick thot and fucking Binx and took them out because of audience feedback completely shitting on him) Jet is a fucking faggot in a ton of ways but he can run the show sometimes, for every few steps forward he stumbles backwards which at this point is a unique part of the show in terms of entertainment, just to see how they can make things good and then see how they can immediately fuck it all up.

Reminder that he literally just massively fucked up the S5 finale and made it look as evil as possible and his only response was that the twins should have shit and pissed themselves in order to win even though the wrestling was scripted to happen no matter what because of his decision to not scrap it.
 
Punished Borzoi said:
People who sperg about Jet are the only ones who keep his ego in check and prevent him from bringing on boring girls like in S4 and bitchtank that he just wants to have sex with. (He also brought on that kick thot and fucking Binx and took them out because of audience feedback completely shitting on him) Jet is a fucking faggot in a ton of ways but he can run the show sometimes, for every few steps forward he stumbles backwards which at this point is a unique part of the show in terms of entertainment, just to see how they can make things good and then see how they can immediately fuck it all up.

Reminder that he literally just massively fucked up the S5 finale and made it look as evil as possible and his only response was that the twins should have shit and pissed themselves in order to win even though the wrestling was scripted to happen no matter what because of his decision to not scrap it.
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"Dooming is part of the experience"

Fishtank is a 3 way PvP triangle like Runescape where the Fish, Production, and Fans are constantly at war with each other. It is a necessary part of the show, but I do agree with GG that Jet has some EXTREMELY faggy a-logs who will just poop themselves over every little thing he does.

Stream is live btw. Jet and Ben are chilling poolside. Jet claims he left to go to the police department but called and the evidence locker said they were closing 2 hours early today.
 
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Binx betrayed GDCG

They're talking about going and getting Aryeh a gun, probably a pistol but Ben wants a shotgun. Aryeh doesnt want it because he thinks he'll blow his brains out if he has it on him.



TTS suggests a massive paintball battle royale to settle the Diamond Gang beef, Jet approves.



Next Crazy Gang Arc: Rappers, the Crazy Gang EP
 
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Punished Borzoi said:
fucking Binx and took them out because of audience feedback completely shitting on him)
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Jet doesn't care about that shit. Jet only cares about TTS income and Binx is a workhorse because she generates huge amounts of seethe. Its the girls like Emma that weren't generating simp or seethe bucks that he works on eliminating. Binx is going to be returning over and over and the community is going to pay for the privilege to bitch and whine about it to Jet at $30 dollars a message.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
Jet doesn't care about that shit. Jet only cares about TTS income and Binx is a workhorse because she generates huge amounts of seethe. Its the girls like Emma that weren't generating simp or seethe bucks that he works on eliminating. Binx is going to be returning over and over and the community is going to pay for the privilege to bitch and whine about it to Jet at $30 dollars a message.
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What's odd to me is the lack of perks of season pass. If they REALLY wanted to get people to stick around and pay $10 a month, give every season pass holder a free daily TTS. Just a single free TTS daily. They wouldn't even have to roll them over. That way people would feel inclined to log in daily so they could send their message, and would be more inclined to stick around for at least a while to time it well.

Maybe they already did this in earlier seasons? It's crazy to me how expensive the Fishbucks are, and how little they can even get you. $10 for 100, and you can't do shit with it.
 
JeffreyMaxwell said:
What's odd to me is the lack of perks of season pass. If they REALLY wanted to get people to stick around and pay $10 a month, give every season pass holder a free daily TTS. Just a single free TTS daily. They wouldn't even have to roll them over. That way people would feel inclined to log in daily so they could send their message, and would be more inclined to stick around for at least a while to time it well.

Maybe they already did this in earlier seasons? It's crazy to me how expensive the Fishbucks are, and how little they can even get you. $10 for 100, and you can't do shit with it.
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That sounds good on paper but when you look at how dumpster quality TTS' are now, then consider EVERY season pass holder can then send one for free daily...



Diamond is trying to recruit Rachel. Shes in Miami and wants to be in Crazy Gang but will join Diamond Gang otherwise. Aryeh wants her to join Diamond Gang to (literally) slow them down. Jet doesnt want her because she wont fit in the sprinter.
 
JeffreyMaxwell said:
What's odd to me is the lack of perks of season pass. If they REALLY wanted to get people to stick around and pay $10 a month, give every season pass holder a free daily TTS. Just a single free TTS daily. They wouldn't even have to roll them over. That way people would feel inclined to log in daily so they could send their message, and would be more inclined to stick around for at least a while to time it well.

Maybe they already did this in earlier seasons? It's crazy to me how expensive the Fishbucks are, and how little they can even get you. $10 for 100, and you can't do shit with it.
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I wouldn't recommend free TTS/SFX because its already at a saturation point. The death of freeroam camera use to director, and worse cameraman means every fish clusters into a single room and all TTS funnels through a single speaker instead of the 4-5 different rooms in S1/S2. Jet was right with the clan bullshit but it ultimately was meaningless and nobody cared for it. What he needs to do is figure a way out to use the tokens for flash style parlor games built into the site where there the video feed of the show is built into the design of a blackjack game where people can bet the tokens like they do stox.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
What he needs to do is figure a way out to use the tokens for flash style parlor games built into the site where there the video feed of the show is built into the design of a blackjack game where people can bet the tokens like they do stox.
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Me after going all in on Jet waking up at a reasonable time to get his wallet back from the PD (he slept in until 3pm again)
 
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