🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
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Jet is proposing a trade to Diamond: They give them Kevin, and Diamond Gang stops following them around. He's proposing a drop tonight at 8.
Leaked screenshot of Diamond after Kevin is handed over to her.
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Jet is proposing a trade to Diamond: They give them Kevin, and Diamond Gang stops following them around. He's proposing a drop tonight at 8.
TRADE UPDATE: Diamond has agreed to initial terms. Damiel is now trying to "get my boy with a button" (I have no idea what that means(I think its a hoodnigger gun thing))
 
This whole thing makes way more sense when you realize Kevin was in fact supposed to be Landon. Jet just didn't have a proper backup when Landon bailed and then had to pull a person he thought was like Landon.
 
Personally, I would like to see Bashir try real life travel streams/videos. After seeing his schizo car, it would've been an experience to see what the hell that thing went through in the first place when he described it as his traveling car.
I’m really hoping that he does some IRL streams when he visits his friend in Tampa.

But that could be months from now, so who knows how much of an active fan base he’d have by then.
 
This whole thing makes way more sense when you realize Kevin was in fact supposed to be Landon. Jet just didn't have a proper backup when Landon bailed and then had to pull a person he thought was like Landon.
Was it really? I thought the idea for Landon was the "Love Island" thing
 
TRADE UPDATE: Diamond has agreed to initial terms. Damiel is now trying to "get my boy with a button" (I have no idea what that means(I think its a hoodnigger gun thing))
Probably a condom. The assumption is that Diamond is gonna do the fat girl thing on him.

Edit: No, you're right, it's a gun. How are they gonna get him a gun? Hahaha
 
This whole thing makes way more sense when you realize Kevin was in fact supposed to be Landon. Jet just didn't have a proper backup when Landon bailed and then had to pull a person he thought was like Landon.
Jet said yesterday no to Landon because Vimp is in Miami so he'd just be thinking about going to her the whole time.
 
Was it really? I thought the idea for Landon was the "Love Island" thing
This perfectly aligns with Jet's idea how they can do that type of show based on past season ideas.
Jet said yesterday no to Landon because Vimp is in Miami so he'd just be thinking about going to her the whole time.
That says more about Jet's poor planning than about what he originally planned to do. There are many other big cities closer they could have done this in.
 
This perfectly aligns with Jet's idea how they can do that type of show based on past season ideas.

That says more about Jet's poor planning than about what he originally planned to do. There are many other big cities closer they could have done this in.
Idk man I think you're just misremembering. The Landon idea was more about a dating competition show than a glowup challenge.

e; no nvm youre right. No way to know Kevin would flake out THIS hard though.
 
Idk man I think you're just misremembering. The Landon idea was more about a dating competition show than a glowup challenge.
The meat cooking challenge involved plugging in 4 electric grills and overloading a circuit because Jet didn't think ahead enough to consider the load they took. What Jet says/plans and what happens in reality are different things.
 
CRAZZZZYYYYYY GANNGGGGG

level 100 russian jew mob boss Aryeh is much better than chronically online golem sexpest Aryeh

He’s been holding it down lowkey for crazy gang frfrfr
 
Watching Landon watch the recaps and I totally forgot just how engaged and in to the show Bam was the first few days. The wiggers really broke his spirit fast though. Sucks.
 
damiel dancing to 'dance monkey' while kevin cries lol
My GOAT was in peak form last night, dude came through big for them
level 100 russian jew mob boss Aryeh is much better than chronically online golem sexpest Aryeh
The problem is he is an overall L and makes you remember why he's an unlikeable freak immediately after doing something funny/cool for once
 
Idk man I think you're just misremembering. The Landon idea was more about a dating competition show than a glowup challenge.

e; no nvm youre right. No way to know Kevin would flake out THIS hard though.
Does anyone have a TLDR on the Kevin lore? All I know about him is that he arrived, then started crying and bitched out/was kicked.
 
Does anyone have a TLDR on the Kevin lore? All I know about him is that he arrived, then started crying and bitched out/was kicked.
He was an applicant for S5, got declined, possibly reapplied for post-season content, didnt hear anything, then got a call to show up the next morning. Basically he's just some rando spic kid from ATL who works in an Amazon warehouse(???), has no friends and no hobbies and is DEEPLY autistic but not in a fun way like Landon.
 
His biggest fear is, "Beating a woman to death." It's why he likes Laura. She can defend herself.

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Kevin said this after rating his attraction to Letty and Angie, and mentioning that the highlight of the trip for him was getting choked out by the guy he wrestled on muscle beach. He has some sort of weird fetish around getting punched and manhandled by men.

This was all in the middle of being told that he was being sent back home. I almost feel bad for the little spaz. Obviously very underdeveloped. He's just too bratty and obnoxious not to hate.

Also totally not gay even if his parents supposedly aren't convinced.
Holy shit Kevin is a psycho lmfao
 
He was an applicant for S5, got declined, possibly reapplied for post-season content, didnt hear anything, then got a call to show up the next morning. Basically he's just some rando spic kid from ATL who works in an Amazon warehouse(???), has no friends and no hobbies and is DEEPLY autistic but not in a fun way like Landon.
You forgot/skipped the part that says Kevin is a former Streamstars subhuman like Angie.
 
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