🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[bookers]

host actually offers Landon a job and to help set him up with an apartment in Texas to be able to work with him, and then later in Drake's stream he tells him that he wants to be a streamer instead

cant you be a streamer and work with ghost lol. sounds like cope

 

[cuttysnark]

Can't get portesi cheese fries in Texas boy

 

[itogi]

Landon's interview on Ghostpolitics' stream

 

[Smecker]

After hearing parts of the Landon/James collab, and seeing some of the desperate interactions he had with Vimp post season, I’ve come to realize that Landon is less innocent and retarded than I took him for.

This has made me fully embrace my schizo theory, that Landon was actually the one who fucked with Vimp’s toothbrush and panties. He tried to frame my nigga Burt because he thought it would net him pussy points. I see you janny!

(The most likely scenario is still that someone just used the toothbrush by mistake and that the panties were wet post washing, splashing whatever. This is less fun than the above version so I’m sticking to it).

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

This has made me fully embrace my schizo theory, that Landon was actually the one who fucked with Vimp’s toothbrush and panties. He tried to frame my nigga Burt because he thought it would net him pussy points. I see you janny!

Burt has only done weird stuff to men's things and on camera staring at me personally while doing it. I believe you.

 

[Halloween23]

I've thought about making a Betty thread on here. She deserves it because she's a massive lolcow but I decided against it because ultimately she'd just flick her bean to the extra attention.

 

[tururu]

Twins can have a viable streaming career because they are hyper so they jump from topic to topic keeping viewers entertained. Plus they had minimum wage jobs anyway so they don't need to make a ton to sustain themselves.

Bashir has to hard pivot to fashion streams, shopping, art, IRL stuff and immediately move outside of Fishtank. Fishtank space is overcrowded. He probably has the largest female following ever but decided to buy a laptop to play video games for some reason. He needs to take some advice from Letty. Otherwise it's over for Bashir too. He had a more interesting life prior to Fishtank.

James is the male Emma. All he did was sleep when production didn't hand him bits to make him more interesting. I refuse to believe he has any fans outside of people who didn't want a muslim to win. So he has zero chance at streaming. That's why he keeps leeching others with collabs. Why is a 40 years old guy playing Fortnite in the first place? No one is going to watch Blane play games either.

Landon is pretty funny as a supporting character. He is bordering the lolcow territory. He should just take the job offer he received from Ghost. Even the king of lolcows Alex gets like 10 viewers. It's a dead-end.

 

[else_letter]

Twins can have a viable streaming career because they are hyper so they jump from topic to topic keeping viewers entertained. Plus they had minimum wage jobs anyway so they don't need to make a ton to sustain themselves.

I don't think anyone hit the road running quite like Twins after a season. They got it started really quick and have streamed about 24 hours total over the past week. No idea if its going to keep being profitable but they really are going for it.
They are also testing a lot of stuff and have had some issues. Bongos PayPal got suspended or something and she can't get donations there anymore. All their Paypal cash in on a hold for 120 days. They are testing ebay for selling stuff with one listing. Finally seem to have merch set up and testing commissions too. They have a lot going on.

ebay https://x.com/Ashleymetica/status/2047920633716396315 | https://t.co/kAFDkhXJrg
https://www.bingobongo.store/

 

[cuttysnark]

The only people who would have touched Vimp's underwear is Landon or a wigger from production

 

[Hanged Man]

Bashir has to hard pivot to fashion streams

Personally, I would like to see Bashir try real life travel streams/videos. After seeing his schizo car, it would've been an experience to see what the hell that thing went through in the first place when he described it as his traveling car.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

The only people who would have touched Vimp's underwear is Landon or a wigger from production

or vimp touched it with wet hands or dropped it on a wet floor and forgot about it because she's a retarded pothead

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Bashir has to hard pivot to fashion streams, shopping, art, IRL stuff and immediately move outside of Fishtank. Fishtank space is overcrowded. He probably has the largest female following ever but decided to buy a laptop to play video games for some reason. He needs to take some advice from Letty. Otherwise it's over for Bashir too. He had a more interesting life prior to Fishtank.

Bash has a chance to pivot hard into international sphere of streaming and content creation, particularly the Muslim world. There's a huge untapped audience for weeb stuff and fashion stuff there, he has a facility for languages, he's a physically and personally charismatic male by Muslim standards, and most importantly, he keeps his content halal and is sincere and outspoken in his faith online without being a brain-dead joyless Salafi or angry resentful Third-worldist. He could have tons of parasocial hijabi girls and nerdy Mama's boys with Sailor Moon and Dragonball Z stickers on their phones following him from Kuala Lumpur to Rabat. He could be the Muslim world's Pewdiepie if he put his nose to the grindstone on content creation for a few years.

He'd kind of need to drop the whole edgy Fishtank vibe, though, which I don't see him doing, and I can just see him just getting tired of being overly online real quick and going back to academia.

 

[hyperboregro]

The only people who would have touched Vimp's underwear is Landon or a wigger from production

Do we even have any proof of it at all besides room temp IQ escort Vimp saying that it happened? To me it seemed like a forced bit to fuck with Burt because you can gaslight him into apologizing for just about anything, I don't think that anything actually happened outside of Vimp's head.

 

[cuttysnark]

Do we even have any proof of it at all besides room temp IQ escort Vimp saying that it happened? To me it seemed like a forced bit to fuck with Burt because you can gaslight him into apologizing for just about anything, I don't think that anything actually happened outside of Vimp's head.

You telling me this doesn't look like an intelligent human being?

 

[crb]

This has made me fully embrace my schizo theory, that Landon was actually the one who fucked with Vimp’s toothbrush and panties. He tried to frame my nigga Burt because he thought it would net him pussy points. I see you janny!

I am pretty sure there is a clip somewhere of Landon in the confessional getting a tts to fuck up with Vimp's things and pin it on Burt, and I am also pretty sure it was after Burt "mogged" him or whatever.
For sure someone remembers it and/or has the clip.

 

[Jackpot]

I don't think anyone hit the road running quite like Twins after a season. They got it started really quick and have streamed about 24 hours total over the past week. No idea if its going to keep being profitable but they really are going for it.
They are also testing a lot of stuff and have had some issues. Bongos PayPal got suspended or something and she can't get donations there anymore. All their Paypal cash in on a hold for 120 days. They are testing ebay for selling stuff with one listing. Finally seem to have merch set up and testing commissions too. They have a lot going on.

ebay https://x.com/Ashleymetica/status/2047920633716396315 | https://t.co/kAFDkhXJrg
https://www.bingobongo.store/

I'm not much on streaming content outside of Fishtank proper. But every time I check in on their streams they seem to consistently hover around 500 live viewers and an active chat on Kick which honestly isn't bad for being near a few weeks post mainline season.

Bongo also alluded last night that while she wants to do Fishtank related stuff too, she wants to split their stream off to stand on its own legs once they get their set up done. To make sure they don't get pidgeon holed into just Fishtank stuff.
Which is the smartest thing I have heard her say. Even if it will depend entirely on how they are able to evolve.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Yes, Jet. Everything is fake, unironically. Especially on Kick. The absolute biggest normie streamers get like 70k when they do huge events. Ice pulls 10k on kick, which is probably half bots.
Fishtank's on-site views are kinda fucky, but I'd believe 10-20k during peak hours(site showing 15-30K because of bots and poor counting)

These niggers on Kick that pull 100k+ are absolutely faking it. Adin Ross is by-far the biggest streamer on kick and he pulled like 50k on his stream with Drake and 500k on his stream with the president of the USA, so no shot some zoomer andy like n3on is pulling upwards of 50k.

 

[sum ting wong]

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

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Yes, Jet. Everything is fake, unironically. Especially on Kick. The absolute biggest normie streamers get like 70k when they do huge events. Ice pulls 10k on kick, which is probably half bots.
Fishtank's on-site views are kinda fucky, but I'd believe 10-20k during peak hours(site showing 15-30K because of bots and poor counting)

These niggers on Kick that pull 100k+ are absolutely faking it. Adin Ross is by-far the biggest streamer on kick and he pulled like 50k on his stream with Drake and 500k on his stream with the president of the USA, so no shot some zoomer andy like n3on is pulling upwards of 50k.

Well Jet is trying to figure out a way of getting metrics, truthfully this should be done by a third party. His insistence on getting a sustained cash flow and fumbling for these kind of numbers indicating viewer growth is probably an indicator that Jet's trying to secure loans but "we make money 2 months a year of an unknown size" isn't really passing muster for the loan office.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

Jet is proposing a trade to Diamond: They give them Kevin, and Diamond Gang stops following them around. He's proposing a drop tonight at 8.