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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
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His biggest fear is, "Beating a woman to death." It's why he likes Laura. She can defend herself.

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Kevin said this after rating his attraction to Letty and Angie, and mentioning that the highlight of the trip for him was getting choked out by the guy he wrestled on muscle beach. He has some sort of weird fetish around getting punched and manhandled by men.

This was all in the middle of being told that he was being sent back home. I almost feel bad for the little spaz. Obviously very underdeveloped. He's just too bratty and obnoxious not to hate.

Also totally not gay even if his parents supposedly aren't convinced.
Im replying to this so people see the clip I talked about , holy shit lmao
 
I still don't know why they haven't recreated the dopple-ganger freeloader bit from S1 (laziness). It was just free content. Even if it put Betty in the spotlight, her appearance was memorable. It also gave the Lance/Vance duo and was the reason Tai got introduced to the show. It was such an organic way to create coflict and content. Even the duds like Ella were funny in context of her trying to be a stand in for Josie panicking and leaving.

Imagine two autistic male twins - Binko and Bonko, a long haired ginger Christian weeb - Jesus Bartholomew, a rival Janitor who only eats cheese curds - Brandon or Jerry RedCherry, and just force Simbal back on the show for James and name him Jaymes Drayke.
 
When did you run that? My whois just returns that they registered through openprovider

The whois server whois.nic.store gives you:

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So you can do a follow up whois to whois.registrar.eu, which might give more information. In this case:

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The wiggers are missing another obvious content and money making opportunity thats right in front of there face.

Kevin speaks Spanish fluently and is extremely malleable and there in miami, instead of putting him back on a bus for 10 hours and sending him back to his poor parents basement to drink 30 energy drinks a day they could easily sell him to a cartel to be a drug mule, this would pay for the trip and turn Kevin into a man with an amazing story to tell.
 
I really liked how jet met his wigger god jack Doherty and drove an hour out of his way to link up, but is drawing the line at hanging out with actionman as thats a bridge too far.

Ran out of ideas on the 3rd day gang.

Really hope by the end of the trip jet has fired everyone and its just him and ben in the air bnb and they turn on each other.
 
drawing the line at hanging out with actionman as thats a bridge too far.
Completely misunderstood what Jet said. Its not "Too far", its just funnier to subject normie streamers to the Fishtank brand of autism than streamers like action or Rampage Jackson who are used to chaos. Watching Clav and Jack both use their 2 remaining braincells to try and process the experience that is Aryeh made this trip.
 
Are you serious lol, jet spent 2k to meet clav for 5 minutes while he wanted to leave the entire time and jack Doughty was worldoftshirts handler for like a year and is completely used to pimping out austic people, the only funny thing about this trip is jets crippling social anxiety and him somehow being the biggest retard in the room. Jet can't wake up before 4pm to retrieve his wallet from the police station. Aryeh is somehow better in social suititions than jet. Jet said last night hes allready burnt out and its day 3, he not ironically clout chasing hes litterly clout chasing and failing miserably at it.
 
Are you serious lol, jet spent 2k to meet clav for 5 minutes while he wanted to leave the entire time and jack Doughty was worldoftshirts handler for like a year and is completely used to pimping out austic people, the only funny thing about this trip is jets crippling social anxiety and him somehow being the biggest retard in the room. Jet can't wake up before 4pm to retrieve his wallet from the police station. Aryeh is somehow better in social suititions than jet. Jet said last night hes allready burnt out and its day 3, he not ironically clout chasing hes litterly clout chasing and failing miserably at it.
We already have one drunken rambler in this thread who cant use spellcheck, we dont need a second, big dog
 
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Landon is live on ghostpolitics talking about Fishtank. Also, he's already getting hammered. :hah:

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There was a part of this last night that made me MATI while I was listening to it
Ghost actually offers Landon a job and to help set him up with an apartment in Texas to be able to work with him, and then later in Drake's stream he tells him that he wants to be a streamer instead. Then when Drake tells Landon he really wants to see him again and will do whatever he can to hang out with him in either Austin or Wisconsin, he gets cagey and dismisses it by saying he has "plans he has to save money for"
Fucking retarded janitor is wasting legitimately good opportunities for himself so he can simp for an e-girl that will never put out and keep stringing him along for attention
 
There was a part of this last night that made me MATI while I was listening to it
Ghost actually offers Landon a job and to help set him up with an apartment in Texas to be able to work with him, and then later in Drake's stream he tells him that he wants to be a streamer instead. Then when Drake tells Landon he really wants to see him again and will do whatever he can to hang out with him in either Austin or Wisconsin, he gets cagey and dismisses it by saying he has "plans he has to save money for"
Fucking retarded janitor is wasting legitimately good opportunities for himself so he can simp for an e-girl that will never put out and keep stringing him along for attention
Landon really is a mega retard, he should have taken that job offer with an apartment.
Off-season fishtank fanbase isn't big enough for real comfortable living off streaming anyway.

Also he could have been close to his baby bro Drake
 
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