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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
I had a dream where I was in the S5 dorm room except it was a side-project or challenge where it was a bunch of new-age “spiritual but not religious” people trying to act out their religious beliefs and it ended with six people, including Bashir, doing Mongolian chanting and I had to say that his was the most authentic out of all of them. There was a black Rastafarian looking guy with a water melon shirt on and neon green shorts too. What mean?

I hope this is less egregious than that other guy’s gooner dream, but I thought this would actually be a cool side project or challenge to see
 
Vimp's highest patreon membership tiers

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She's fucking retarded

 
GGSurvivor said:
I had a dream where I was in the S5 dorm room except it was a side-project or challenge where it was a bunch of new-age “spiritual but not religious” people trying to act out their religious beliefs and it ended with six people, including Bashir, doing Mongolian chanting and I had to say that his was the most authentic out of all of them. There was a black Rastafarian looking guy with a water melon shirt on and neon green shorts too. What mean?

I hope this is less egregious than that other guy’s gooner dream, but I thought this would actually be a cool side project or challenge to see
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What compells people to share this information with us. Are you guys getting blackmailed by the cia?
 
Wax said:
Vimp's highest patreon membership tiers

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She's fucking retarded

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Yeah she’s going to have an Onlyfans within six months. This shit also imo heavily indicates that the assumptions people made about her income were true. Her shit music and small time gigs likely don’t pay much so she’s been living off of simps for a while now.
It wouldn’t even surprise me if she’s done some sugar dating too.

Edit: it’s also hilarious that most of the tiers have no added “benefits or services”. Pay me more for the same shit because reasons :smug:
 
globalruleoutlaw said:
What would you even talk about on a call with Vimp? We've all seen her talk, and I wouldn't say her conversational skills are worth $100/month
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Based on her typing in her server she will probably do the uwu shit. Grim
 
globalruleoutlaw said:
What would you even talk about on a call with Vimp? We've all seen her talk, and I wouldn't say her conversational skills are worth $100/month
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I don’t think we’ll ever see a call leak, but if we do I’d imagine it be a redo of what we saw with Landon. That is to say her uncomfortably passing the time while getting hit on by an autistic simp, trying to be polite in order to get more cash.

In fact her stint with Landon has been the perfect practice for how to string desperate retards along. Give them enough to feed their delusional 1-way relationship, without it ever going anywhere until they get tired. In the meantime you count the cash.
 
Every IRL stream Ive seen is just 14 of the most retarded people on the planet talking about a 15th showing up for 6 hours while standing on a sidewalk near a bar.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
Jet has no idea what he is doing with "the project"
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That is Jet's MO. It was funny to hear him bitch about micromanaging meanwhile he can't be bothered to plan anything more than an hour in advanced. He is in charge of this thing and needs to stop acting like a passive middle manager. The whole thing with Letty wouldn't have been a problem if he set clear terms rather than implied quid pro quo.
With the 24/7 part over now would be the time to develop basic planning and organization similar to any daily show. Take one to two hours right in the morning to brainstorm while laying out the days events, goals, details, and then assign tasks. Also come up with a metric to measure success and once a week decide if things are on track or need some adjustments. Or he can keep going like he is now and continue to melt down on camera as everything is done on the fly.
*If they already do planning it is time to change the method.
 
GGSurvivor said:
I genuinely do not think this is comparative to the other guy’s dream. It’s not like I’m talking about having sex with Bashir. It was just a dream about a potential challenge.
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It's okay, my dude. Once during this season I dreamed that I said to (who I think it was) Bashir something like "Christ is king, faggot".
I think it's normal to have this kind of dream when you are following a 24/7 stream, especially when you're doing other things like work and that shit goes to your subconscious.
 
GGSurvivor said:
I genuinely do not think this is comparative to the other guy’s dream. It’s not like I’m talking about having sex with Bashir. It was just a dream about a potential challenge.
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you're gonna end up like bam but not cool in the slightest if you keep doing all those drugs, dood. you just said you were dreaming about bash and a watermelon negga and that bash was so cool and not a poser at all (in your dream). least zonked bashtard.
 
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