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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
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bliccy is a busy woman in tech

also i just watched the stream of jet firing letty and it was super cringe
i feel bad for her
it shouldnt have been a big deal for her to also turn on her stream while they were streaming
like that seems like the contention. he doesnt want her fucking off and doing her own thing
but she could stay with them and stream too.
like she was talking about it would be multiple angles of the same sort of thing or w/e

e: lol

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Jet needs to lock in if he's serious about this IRL streaming thing. Even doing it just temporarily as a bit, burning bridges for no reason is the last thing you wanna do. IRL streaming is notoriously incestuous like hollywood and you need someone like letty who can get you inroads with people. Just let her stream, you won't even lose viewers, people watch female streamers to be parasocial simps and they watch fishtank for humor. It's not the same appeal anyway. Don't be dumb jet
 
I thought it was transmissible through vaginal sex as well or if a mother has AIDS, her baby is at risk for contracting AIDS in utero
Fun fact: vaginas are known to bleed for up to a week at a time, roughly 12 times a year. It's wild. Why are people asking about HIV in 2026? You can't contract AIDS in utero. You contract HIV.
 
IRL streaming is notoriously incestuous like hollywood and you need someone like letty who can get you inroads with people
this shit is the cancer that killed IRL btw. jet would be smart to just make it off-season bullshit content where he's fucking around with his friends on camera, but he's not entirely committed to "old school scuffed IRL" either.
the problems with Fishtank IRL is that it seems like Jet can't decide if he wants to try to make it a real career move(link with clav, get Thielbux or Eddiebux, become a normie to get his "big ideas" funded) or if it's all an epic Neptroonian bit where they go rub elbows with these guys and intentionally act like freaks to fuck with them.

some things aren't a bit, clearly. he's hiring a black bodyguard like every kick streamer does even though FL is a constitutional carry state with stand your ground laws and the wiggers are armed to all fuck. that's a pure image move. (they do this because kick/twitch will ban for self-defense btw, not sure if Jet is aware of this or just doing it because everyone else does it)
he's actually going to clubs and spending money on a table and having his chat spam Clav's in the hopes of being noticed - Clav's weighing in and saying it's gay they aren't with Sam and one of his Suck Boys is trying to fuck Letty, who is 100% committed to being a kick streamer and would definitely fuck a looksmaxxing bro for clout.
and what do they do with this possible connect? they have an incel moment and tell letty to fuck off and burn the bridge with their "in" to Eddie/Thiel money. jet is right to tell letty to fuck off, because she came to be with the Fishtank people and it's gay to ditch, but jet's wrong for setting up an "actual real streamer" with a perfect opportunity to meaningfully network(read: fuck chad) and then burning her for trying to take it.

basically the root of every issue they're having is that they're half-assing it and writing it all off as a bit because they're "Real Artist Guys" who find beauty in walking around Miami and getting two autists and a canadian thot who got banned from their own site for nudity to dress like wiggers and not interact with anyone and then go home, turn cams off, and rip galaxy gas and shitpost on twitter all night. it's totally not that they're directionless and off-rails and the people they came to clout-chase just wanna fuck their girl and mog them instead of rolling out the red carpet and now they're stuck in miami with a bunch of spergs doing a looksmaxxing bit without any of the looksmaxxing guys.
 
IRL streaming is possibly the gayest shit on planet earth. If Jet can find a way to clown on some of those retards without bitching out, I'll commend him fully.

That being said, I'm still so fucking pissed that we're not knee deep in Bloodgames 3 hype right now. Never forget how BG2 was stolen from us.
 
it seems like Jet can't decide if he wants to try to make it a real career move(link with clav, get Thielbux or Eddiebux, become a normie to get his "big ideas" funded) or if it's all an epic Neptroonian bit where they go rub elbows with these guys and intentionally act like freaks to fuck with them.
Wiggers plan with everything is come up with the vaguest possible plan and make all decisions at the last possible second. And those decisions won't be based on what's currently happening but will just be jet mumbling about the vague plan that only he understands. Anyone with a brain would have tried to get Aryeh and Clav to link up since they were getting on well together. Even if you're not really trying to link with the Miami streamer crowd you get one very high profile collab and you can just not do it again if you want
 
Wiggers plan with everything is come up with the vaguest possible plan and make all decisions at the last possible second. And those decisions won't be based on what's currently happening but will just be jet mumbling about the vague plan that only he understands. Anyone with a brain would have tried to get Aryeh and Clav to link up since they were getting on well together. Even if you're not really trying to link with the Miami streamer crowd you get one very high profile collab and you can just not do it again if you want
Jet isn't built for this. He only thrives (barely )in an environment he can completely control. His best move is to get back to the house in Atlanta and bring in some groups.
 
Jet isn't built for this
Nobody is built for IRL. IRL was lightning in a bottle that was carried by young people with nothing to lose making insane content to the great detriment of their personal well-being.
The best IRL streamers to ever do it were Ice and Hampton Brandon, who were both young kids going out and acting like internet trolls "IRL" - and now Ice is stuck with it as a career path and needs to platform-hop and TOScuck in order to be employed and Brandon's still a reckless gay methhead, only it's not funny and endearing now that he's pushing 40.

nowadays streaming is just mad gay because it isn't cool and novel, it's just fags hanging out with other fags holding selfie sticks and starting fake and gay drama with one another and anyone who takes offense to loud faggots loitering in their neighborhood, which also isn't cool and novel because the people that got offended at IRL before were genuinely shocked at people acting like "toxic internet niggas" IRL and now it's just annoyed normies who understand what they're doing and just don't want loud faggots making a scene around them.
I loved IRL when it was new and now that I'm old and employed and actually seeing clout-goblins selfie sticking around in my city bugging people I just think it's gay. Also RIP broke malone he was a real one.
 
Nobody is built for IRL. IRL was lightning in a bottle that was carried by young people with nothing to lose making insane content to the great detriment of their personal well-being.
The best IRL streamers to ever do it were Ice and Hampton Brandon, who were both young kids going out and acting like internet trolls "IRL" - and now Ice is stuck with it as a career path and needs to platform-hop and TOScuck in order to be employed and Brandon's still a reckless gay methhead, only it's not funny and endearing now that he's pushing 40.

nowadays streaming is just mad gay because it isn't cool and novel, it's just fags hanging out with other fags holding selfie sticks and starting fake and gay drama with one another and anyone who takes offense to loud faggots loitering in their neighborhood, which also isn't cool and novel because the people that got offended at IRL before were genuinely shocked at people acting like "toxic internet niggas" IRL and now it's just annoyed normies who understand what they're doing and just don't want loud faggots making a scene around them.
I loved IRL when it was new and now that I'm old and employed and actually seeing clout-goblins selfie sticking around in my city bugging people I just think it's gay. Also RIP broke malone he was a real one.
its not that deep bro
 
nowadays streaming is just mad gay because it isn't cool and novel, it's just fags hanging out with other fags holding selfie sticks and starting fake and gay drama with one another and anyone who takes offense to loud faggots loitering in their neighborhood
That's the unfortunate fact of IRL streaming. If you don't instigate drama then people will tune out. It kinda reminds me of how all the old youtube prank channels moved away from prank related shit ASAP, because having to drive 30 minutes to a new walmart every week just to stand on top of some freezers like a retard was getting old. Lots of them became pred catchers, but I remember one of them called amahd just moved to vlogs of him roaming around his city all day going to various parties and hanging out. Id personally try to do that with the miami trip but you gotta go with the flow for that kinda thing and embrace the moment which is the opposite of how most of these streamer types think, they always have to "create content" etc
 
now that the season 5 archive is up I will begin arching their irl streams. they are largely nontent but its good for record keeping!

I might archive Landon and Bashir streams as well
 
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