🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
That was a fun stream even though it could’ve gone a lot better. The most insane thing that happened imo was when Angie ate raw dumpster meat. She’s going to have a terrible hangover.

Hopefully the wiggers now learn that they have to pace the tards if they want to drink. Get them buzzed not wasted.
 
i didnt watch it but supposedly he went on sams show like a week or two ago already
and his amount of fame idk. i guess people know who he is but i looked at his stream last night and it wasnt crazy numbers
more than jets though lol
You are getting him mixed up with the other looksmaxxing guy Androgenic who I believe was hanging out with Clav when he was overdosing.
 
I am sure Sam loves that Jet is burning his reputation with one of the biggest names in streaming so he can larp and own the viewers.
 
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Hopefully by the end of this dumpster fire of a trip jet has a full blown heart attack from social anxiety and embarrassment and ends up in a hospital bed next to his dying father while ben feeds them both lines so they can repair there father son bond
 
What I saw of the stream was fairly pathetic. Jet is only good in the intersection of ironic and true cringe but he needs a level of detachment that fails to sell the bit. It is very similar to Jet doing the trollsec shit in Bloodgames, he is not good at going all in for a character when it requires steeled commitment. Obviously in BG he was easily compared to Xavier who is just a master at that shit so it looked even worse.
Maybe if I saw more I would be convinced the bit is even worth doing, but I don't see it.

I think it is pretty interesting though. I want to see where this misadventures goes, probably going to be a fun disaster.
 
What I saw of the stream was fairly pathetic. Jet is only good in the intersection of ironic and true cringe but he needs a level of detachment that fails to sell the bit. It is very similar to Jet doing the trollsec shit in Bloodgames, he is not good at going all in for a character when it requires steeled commitment. Obviously in BG he was easily compared to Xavier who is just a master at that shit so it looked even worse.
Maybe if I saw more I would be convinced the bit is even worth doing, but I don't see it.

I think it is pretty interesting though. I want to see where this misadventures goes, probably going to be a fun disaster.
jet should do fishtank until he crumples into a bone heap, and all his guests should end up being more liked than him.
 
seems like everything's just getting more and more off-rails instead of less. i just have so many questions about what they're trying to accomplish here.
off-season should be prep time for next season. they got the sprinter van so Jet and Ben could do IRL while the other wigger-crew presumably fixes up the house or sets up the next house.
now, they're not using the sprinter and driving around in a chrystler shitbox doing litty miami airbnb and club streams, which aren't even 24/7

seems like their plan went from "do something cool" to "do something basic" again, just like with streamstars which was supposed to be a reinventing of BattleCam but just turned into "regular streaming platform" for people that want to rape themselves for 50 viewers.
 
After reviewing the footage, I have to concede that Lettys tard club stream was a good idea. I was entertained, fucking ARYEH of all people was fun to watch, Jets social anxiety autism attack (relatable) was awesome. Getting a bunch of retards drunk and shoving them into a popular nightclub is a cheap trick but god damn it, it works. It would be perfectly fine as offseason content but it stresses Jet out which gets me worried.
 
I'll defend Jet slightly in deciding to leave when they did, considering how fucked up Angie was in the car when they left. They would've had to have left soon anyways.
 
The level of loot goblin greed displayed here is insane. I also heard that Dumbgay sold Ben's fucking sunglasses. I don't mind fish and freeloaders selling their own disgusting articles of clothing to coomers, random drawings whatever, but the stealing and selling of random shit from the house and the wiggers is ridiculous. Both of them are very lucky that the wiggers thus far haven't been petty enough to demand the money from the shit they stole or reported them for theft.
Absolute trailer trash/hood nigger behavior.
 
I'll defend Jet slightly in deciding to leave when they did, considering how fucked up Angie was in the car when they left. They would've had to have left soon anyways.
Yeah the mood soured fast after Kevin revealed he was chaining shots and it spiralled there, I don't think he was in the wrong for how anything played out. He kept trying to tell Letty her dumb plan to babysit Angie wouldn't have worked because the bouncers were on them like crazy and would have bounced the drunks in a second if Jet wasn't shephearding them.

Jet also pretty much insinuated that whatever they have going on with Letty in the crew was more of a good faith agreement rather than a staff contract, and the reason he got angry at her was because she was trying to skirt their agreement hard to go clout chase with Clav's crew. The way he spoke assumed everyone there but her is either an employee of his or has signed some sort of agreement, which also tracks given he felt obligated to tard-sit the drunks for their welfare.
 
The level of loot goblin greed displayed here is insane. I also heard that Dumbgay sold Ben's fucking sunglasses. I don't mind fish and freeloaders selling their own disgusting articles of clothing to coomers, random drawings whatever, but the stealing and selling of random shit from the house and the wiggers is ridiculous. Both of them are very lucky that the wiggers thus far haven't been petty enough to demand the money from the shit they stole or reported them for theft.
Absolute trailer trash/hood nigger behavior.
I mean how do we know they didn't get permission to take shit?

Jet also pretty much insinuated that whatever they have going on with Letty in the crew was more of a good faith agreement rather than a staff contract, and the reason he got angry at her was because she was trying to skirt their agreement hard to go clout chase with Clav's crew.
yeah very telling of letty's true nature for her to play the "well you said I could go off sometimes" and not realizing there's a time and place, and doing it literally the very first night when shit is (not seriously but relatively) hitting the fan. Very childish.
 
It was weird how Ben and Jet kept dodging Clavicular all night -
  • Aryeh first talks to Clav in the club and he agrees to meet up with them later, when Aryeh gets back to the table Ben and Jet start saying how they need to go home because Kevins drunk
  • Later Clav goes up to the table to talk to Jet "off camera" and offers him a free bottle while the main camera is on the dancefloor Angie, Aryeh etc
  • Fishtank goes outside then Clav goes outside, Letty and Angie go up to talk to him instead of BJ
  • Finally BJ are trying to leave and find Letty with Clavs friend Drogo, this turns into BJ finally meeting Clav on camera but the mics cut out as soon as they start talking. Most of the interaction is missing from Drogos stream too
Fishtank leaves then Jet crashes out at Letty for trying to hook up with Drogo lmao. But I think he was just pissy because he didn't enjoy the club and got egg on his face dodging Clav all night after telling Aryeh to talk to him as a joke. Some people on 4chan were speculating BJ didn't want Clav asking about Sam on stream
 
Last night's stream was a lot more entertaining than I thought it would be. Jet like an annoyed and stressed out dad driving everyone home in a Town and Country was funny.
 
Could Sam not being involved in the show be an attempt at main-streaming it? Frank said that it goes against Sam's values and is un-Christian or something, but the guy came up with it, as far as I know.
 
Could Sam not being involved in the show be an attempt at main-streaming it? Frank said that it goes against Sam's values and is un-Christian or something, but the guy came up with it, as far as I know.
Sam has pivoted hard into political grifting in the last year or so, and being on the retard torture show goes against that brand. People here theorize about issues with Jet or other members of production but I'm fairly convinced that's all it is, or is at the very least the main reason. It's not a principled thing, he's perfectly happy to continue receiving his share of the profits.
 
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