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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
John Egbert BD said:
Does anyone know the view count per season?
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It always starts at 25k then settles to a natural point. Since S2 the settling point has been 10-12k. Just disregard the Kick/Youtube/PPV numbers, even when they're dead they never actually show up on the site as additional viewers which indicates they're already using the site at the same time they use the secondary feed.
 
They should have brought burt and not Kevin who is a try hard unfunny retard, the only thing fun to watch is jet being pathetic, i hope they ditch letty or letty leeches off another streamers and leaves them and shes never on production again.

 
also there's a dude selling a pirate ship out of LA. hope the wiggers at least check it out. seems perfect for fishtank.
1.3m with owner willing to take financing and has capacity for the same number of tards they put in the house, so piratekino is financially feasible for them

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Roak said:
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Jet is too autistic for the club and wants to hang out with Clavicular in a calmer environment. He needs help fixing Aryeh's fucked up head!
From what I've seen Clav actually seems like a very chill guy when he isn't surrounded by Miami ghouls so this could be a very kino collab
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i dont think i fully realized how severe jets social autism is before last night (shame on me i guess)
i sort of get it, like canadian girl was zombie drunk, the mics kept dying, whatever.
but he was definitely way more stressed about everything than he should have been.

like you show up everything is more or less fine, the guy you want to meet also wants to meet you
and then you sperg out and leave because of reasons that were kinda made up.
then afterwards get mad at letty because she was doing the thing you showed up to do.

my advice to him would be stop being a sperg and just put the fries in the bag

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niga wtf
 
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Aryeh had a whole-ass character arc that stream, beginning from getting pressed from that dude in the TJ Maxx, to chopping it up with Clav himself. Love or hate him, Aryeh was the hero of last night
 
Duke's Motel said:
also there's a dude selling a pirate ship out of LA. hope the wiggers at least check it out. seems perfect for fishtank.
1.3m with owner willing to take financing and has capacity for the same number of tards they put in the house, so piratekino is financially feasible for them

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This seem like an unequivocally terrible idea.... because of the implication.

I support it fully.
 
PhoneCharger said:
If he never drank before + autism the wiggers should have known to keep an eye on him, there was no way he would drink responsibility
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He kept saying in Tjmaxx he hadn’t eaten since the Waffle House over 24 hours ago, because he didn’t know how to cook the frozen burritos in the house. I figured the wiggers weren’t smart enough to make sure everyone had properly eaten
 
After watching the Letty v Jet argument I am reminded of this Onion article. With the IRL stuff he needs to do it like a regular Fishtank day and stay mainly hands off. Pick a place, setup a situation then let things play out for better or worse. If it isn't working then move to the next place/situation. If someone is going to get thrown out of the club let them. Tard wrangling drunks is about broad strokes not micromanaging.
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Seems like Clavicular was looking forward to meeting Sam :(
 
Wax said:
This is pretty sad for both Clavicular and the wiggers.

Sad that Clavicular would think Sam would come all the way to Miami just to see him in his club and sad for the wiggers still being in Sam's shadow.
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Clav is one of the most famous young people on earth right now. Sam probably should lol
 
Rolex said:
Clav is one of the most famous young people on earth right now. Sam probably should lol
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i didnt watch it but supposedly he went on sams show like a week or two ago already
and his amount of fame idk. i guess people know who he is but i looked at his stream last night and it wasnt crazy numbers
more than jets though

also lol
clav 'i think sam hydes coming to the club'
 
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