🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
Aryeh is Syd Barrett mid-70s
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Jet got overstimulated by the music and had to walk outside, and now him and ben are awkwardly trying to work up courage to meet clavicular while dealing with Kevin who hasn't drank before and claimed to have 7 shots of tequila in a row just now. Great body language contrast between the wiggers "ironic" act this morning and them leaning on a table panicing while the chuds are having fun.
Clavicular's entire Kick chat is spam saying "GO MEET CRAZY GANG" and Mints texted Jet saying he wanted to meet up.
 
There was an absolutely Neptunian shot of Aryeh walking through the club as the lights danced across his cross folded bald head. This is retarded and I hate normie club culture but it's VERY funny.
 
>"aryay go meet clav and tell him whats up"
>aryay does it, clav is cool, says he'll come hang out if they wait a bit
>jet: "okay time to go home"
this nigga
 
This sperg wandering around the club trying to understand basic human interactions and being herded all night by his gorilla security.


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jet is being such a fag
he wants to leave or whatever
hes too autistic to just go up to clav and say whats up so he sends aryey to do it
aryey does it, clav is totally cool about it aryey is actually not embarassing (shocking)
clav sends over a bottle, goes by to say whats up
jets severe social anxiety is sort of assuaged for like 5 minutes until he starts wanting to go home again
jet clearly has severe imposter syndrome and social anxiety and whatever its insane
literally everyone is just having fun except for him

tldr jet is the chud and aryey is the chad
 
jet is being such a fag
hes too autistic to just go up to clav and say whats up so he sends aryey to do it
aryey does it, clav is totally cool about it aryey is actually not embarassing (shocking)
jet clearly has severe imposter syndrome and social anxiety and whatever its insane
literally everyone is just having fun except for him

tldr jet is the chud and aryey is the chad
Shockingly, this stream has only made me like Aryeh more simply because of how autistic he is. Aryeh is much more charismatic on camera than both of the Wiggers.
 
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I say this in the least homosexual way possible but Richie looks very nice tonight!

Letty went up to Clav and started interrogating him about foreskin restoration
 
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