🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
The genius of larping as white trash kick streamers while being white trash kick streamers and dragging around a guy from streamstars larping as an austic person is not just comedy its high art that contributes to the culture and thats why jet needs to explain himself to his paypigs and random people on Twitter calling him an unfunny faggot.

This all could have been avoided by going to Georgetown and have letty churn butter then get chased out of town by the cops.
 
Mentos said:
To be fair IP2 is dead as shit. I know they always say that, but like, it's for real this time.
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I agree, but I also think it's dead because watching a bunch of 40 y/o drug addicts argue unintelligibly and then impotently fighting is boring as fuck
IRL is in the middle of a renaissance and IP2 is still dead
 
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I think the Kick parody bit is funny and enjoy watching the streams
 
Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
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I don't know how they can think this looks good on camera for the viewers, whether it's real or fake I'm still watching people act like faggots. I'd rather watch Jet back at the house play Hunt Showdown for 3 hours and then lay in bed for a nap with a bag of Taco Bell at his side, at least that's funny in a relatable sorta way lol.
 
I'm a big fan of the Payday: The Heist inspired HUD they have, very tasteful
Also, seeing the Basement Chat leak of Jet confirming that they're just LARPing the whole IRL shit gives me a little more confidence in their plan. Even if it turns out to be garbage - nvm they just brought in Aryeh (sorry for the HDR screenshot)
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NO FUCK NO GOD DAMMIT WHY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU JET RETARD WIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEE

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HE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT FAGGOT BABY TOTAL ARYEH DEATH

Crashout aside, notable this is the first S4 person to be back on stream so far. Inshallah Freddy will follow....
 
It always cracks me up when Jet starts talking about "underlying arcs" and about how something is a commentary on "insert thing here". Nigga you film groups of retards sitting around all day and occasionally come upstairs covered in glow in the dark paint so you can half heartedly do a bit about you being an alien. This shit isn't high art. We all know it's just a reason for Jet and Ben to do drugs off camera, get drunk and find some drunk women who are easily impressed by the fact they're streaming.
I see Aryeh, I close the stream. Simple as.
 
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