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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
Polyboros2 said:
Come on, Jet. We'll forgive the baseball bat comment, just admit you need us to sift through the bottom of the barrel of the fandom to find participants.
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Personally, I'm all for torturing StreamStars because they deserve it. I'm also all for torturing Diamond which Jet seems to be having fun doing.

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Aidan said:
This is obviously a bit they're doing.
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I hope they keep jerking her around the whole trip, keep promising to bring her in on the next part and just ghost her over and over again.
Roak said:
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What do they have planned for tonight?
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Idk about tonight, but Jet popped hard when a TTS came through talking about the possibility of pirate ship rentals down in the Keys. Actually, wait wasn't that an episode of Viva La Bam?
 
What jet doesn't get is by shunning these people he'll create actual a-logs. So far what has happened to fishtank has been tame. You don't want to get actual a-logs.
 
"My show about bullying and humiliating people is about elevating weird people that I've paid hundreds of thousands of dollars."
Fishtank is a notoriously wholesome show and Jet is not coping just because a few of them have had a modicum of independent success after the show.

Edited in as I was thinking further, everyone except the winner and possible runner up get screwed over every season. People like JD generate tens of thousands of dollars by being hate magnets and get what to show for it when they leave?
Off the top of my head, these are people who spent a month of their lives earning Fishtank silly money and getting maybe a few grand for their trouble.
  • Vance
  • Sylvia
  • Tayleigh
  • Shinji
  • Mizzy
  • Binx
  • Payton
  • Landon
  • Bashir
It's disingenuous of Jet to repeat this line since season 2 that Fishtank is about lifting people up and people get compensated well. I don't personally care that they're compensated poorly, I'm not trying to fool anyone into thinking the show is wholesome, the entire premise is to take people who have skewed self worth and then milk them and the retarded audience for profit. Jet is a faggot.
 
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Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
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Its fine if jet is a kickslop streamer because its 5 layers of irony.
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I think the worst thing about the wiggers is the in-group signalling of what jokes are acceptably ironic.

They complain about people beating a dead horse but selectively ignore irony if they want the person out-grouped.

I can't think of any examples right now but you know what I'm talking about. They make jokes to signal that they're in on the joke.
 
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What i don't get is why Jet constantly has a need to defend himself.
Just be confident about whatever bit it is that they're doing, do the fucking bit, and if it's funny people will like it and if not they've learned something new. Do the criticism circle jerk after it's over.
 
Smecker said:
What i don't get is why Jet constantly has a need to defend himself.
Just be confident about whatever bit it is that they're doing, do the fucking bit, and if it's funny people will like it and if not they've learned something new. Do the criticism circle jerk after it's over.
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"Fishtank fans" (season pass/TTS whales) are retarded children who threaten to cancel their season passes if 10 minutes go by without something epic and based happening. I understand why he hates them.
 
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