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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Fishtank x Clavicular collab?
Does anybody even want this? Jet's trying so hard to convince the audience that they're not becoming "kick streamers" while also trying to clout chase any kick streamer they can and putting out the same type of content that kick streamers do.

I want retard house not whatever this collab would be.
 
Clav is boring when he's not overdosing. He's a bugger retard than the thing they have in their van.
ETA: I'm not fixing the typo as it's incredibly apt.
 
Does anybody even want this? Jet's trying so hard to convince the audience that they're not becoming "kick streamers" while also trying to clout chase any kick streamer they can and putting out the same type of content that kick streamers do.

I want retard house not whatever this collab would be.
There is zero way they are actually collabing. The entire thing is a bit. They were even joking in the same breath about collabing with Diamond and Jet nearly broke down laughing as he stared into the camera shaking his head.
 
Clav will collaborate with basically anyone as long as he's paid, but also likes to walk out on collabs and take the money.
Bliccy has already been on-stream with him at the Remilia event, and she was basically hassling him by pretending to be more retarded than usual. It worked.

I have seen the future, and it's these wiggers hyping up a clav collab for a few days just for him to show up, realize they're all retards, and leave. Then they link with Angie and Binx and whatever other low-tier Kick goblins lurk around Miami before heading back to the house.
 
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If they want people subbed during the off season, they should do stuff with fan favorites.
 
this is funny it reminds me of like the old 'pickup artist' stuff where the guys would just up like absolute retards and call it 'peacocking'.
like the old neil strauss stuff
thats jet and its amusing
ben needs to step up his game though he doesnt look ridiculous enough
 
Found the clips I recorded some of and saved others back in S3 and some memes, figured it'd be fun for people to rewatch. Here's a small but good selection of Burt content in S3.

B.U.R.T. The Detective Guy


Burt transforms into the ultimate rapist

Burt reads rose fishtoy and thanks the person who spent over $50 on him...

Gold Burt

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Found the clips I recorded some of and saved others back in S3 and some memes, figured it'd be fun for people to rewatch. Here's a small but good selection of Burt content in S3.

B.U.R.T. The Detective Guy
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Burt transforms into the ultimate rapist
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Burt reads rose fishtoy and thanks the person who spent over $50 on him...
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Gold Burt
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Gold Burt looks like a Super Mutant and I'm not going to stop saying it ever. Frankly Burt is the perfect actor to play a Super Mutant because he is
1. Crazy
2. Retarded
3. A Crazy Retard
4. A Retarded Crazy

give that boy a machine gun and let him loose in the Mojave
 
Clav will collaborate with basically anyone as long as he's paid, but also likes to walk out on collabs and take the money.
Bliccy has already been on-stream with him at the Remilia event, and she was basically hassling him by pretending to be more retarded than usual. It worked.

I have seen the future, and it's these wiggers hyping up a clav collab for a few days just for him to show up, realize they're all retards, and leave. Then they link with Angie and Binx and whatever other low-tier Kick goblins lurk around Miami before heading back to the house.
Not that it can happen now but Burt versus wes Watson would have made it all wortn it tbf

If only big Lenny was still alive or, in a more perfect timeline, this coincides with heyday del ray misfits - that crossover would just hit oh my god
 
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This isnt even funny, its cruel.
Man, if Ghostpolitics was following the Vimp saga, he’d have a giant pile of ammo against one of his biggest trolls. All he has to do is show the friendzone pics and say “Berryblackberry is a bitch boy in the friendzone who can’t get a real GF!”. Or something. Idk how he roasts people.
 
Man, if Ghostpolitics was following the Vimp saga, he’d have a giant pile of ammo against one of his biggest trolls. All he has to do is show the friendzone pics and say “Berryblackberry is a bitch boy in the friendzone who can’t get a real GF!”. Or something. Idk how he roasts people.
Landon is pretty good at just saying "OH NO, DARN, YOU GOT ME, I GUESS SO. AW SHUCKS MAN" and deflecting heavy, until he gets punched in the head at least
 
Man, if Ghostpolitics was following the Vimp saga, he’d have a giant pile of ammo against one of his biggest trolls. All he has to do is show the friendzone pics and say “Berryblackberry is a bitch boy in the friendzone who can’t get a real GF!”. Or something. Idk how he roasts people.
"ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR"
*10,000 cans being kicked over sfx*
 
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