🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
crb said:
They really think they will tap into that money and that's shitty. Kick IRL shit is really bad in my opinion.
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Not sure how they aren't processing that a ton of that content is botted and astroturfed, they aren't going to achieve what they think they can do.
Smecker said:
Jet said something about them being in the experimental phase right now during one of his recent streams. They are well off economically and can afford to take the time to fuck around with various ideas.
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It sounds like they're just hoping that floating around these crowds will get them snapped up under some sort of Dimes Square-type deal, or whoever the fuck is pumping money into viewbotting Clav and co.
 
all offseason shit is extra content, season pass is by the month now for a reason just dont buy one, jet was clear for once and yall ignored it
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE PRIVATE BINGO!
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I love their peasant hats so much!

Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
It was Valo that introduced him to day drinking. Degenerate.
ETA: they got the same tattoos
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For everyone that doesn't know: the retarded "heartagram" Bam is obsessed with and has several tattoos of is the logo of Villes Band. My interpretation would also be that that's who introduced him to bulimia. Also it's completely understandable that most of his friends turn
away from Bam whenever he has his schizo phases and Bam said that Ville introduced him to day drinking, thereby kind of blaming him. However, the way Ville talks about him always sounds super fake and condescending, even though he tries to say "nice" or supportive things.
 
This whole thing honestly sounds like a Letty idea to me. It’s a place a lot of her kick streaming buddies stream from constantly. That or Jet trying to change his sex pest pipeline from internet weirdos to onlyfans girls and does not understand the difference between him and Aidan Ross
 
joker jimmy said:
If Jet and Ben want to do faggy IRL kickslop that’s bad but I guess fine. But it’s not what they should be working on and they shouldn’t expect the audience they have to care about it. It should be divorced from Fishtank.
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Well normally during this point in a season cycle Jet would be smoking weed, playing video games and burning money on doordash so ill take what I can get ngl
 
NyQuil said:
Word, so they're just emulating Clavicular lmao
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I thought the main draw to Clavicular is that he’s a tweaker that purposefully smashes his face with a hammer. Emulating anything else about him wouldn’t be exceedingly entertaining
 
EmoMom said:
I thought the main draw to Clavicular is that he’s a tweaker that purposefully smashes his face with a hammer. Emulating anything else about him wouldn’t be exceedingly entertaining
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He stopped bonesmashing as its imperfect and causes asymmetry, which is a big part in how attractiveness is perceived.
 
Kong Strong said:
Well normally during this point in a season cycle Jet would be smoking weed, playing video games and burning money on doordash so ill take what I can get ngl
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Honestly he just did a long month, I wouldn’t mind him taking a break to get shit together rather than just doing half thought out projects until they burn out. We live in an era of infinite shit to watch, the only ones that need more Fishtank content are Jet and Ben so they do not lose their paychecks.
 
Spend a couple weeks talking about hobby house, and getting the twins back to draw shit, no no fuck all that let's take austic people to clavs club filled with 50 kick streamers thats what the fishtank audience wants.

They thought tts and chat turned against them when they let binx and kimme simp farm, this should be a total dumpster fire. Lettys ideas are pure content cancer.
 
Minorityreport said:
He stopped bonesmashing as its imperfect and causes asymmetry, which is a big part in how attractiveness is perceived.
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Taking Landon to Clav's club and trying to Chud to Chad him using Clav's advice could be funny.

I'm just imagining him bringing up cheese fries and explaining it to the club girls.
 
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