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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
The first TTS to mention Georgetown was referring to Georgetown, SOUTH CAROLINA not Georgetown DC.
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This link was apparently up during the Twin's solo streams yesterday for their impending merch.

So it sounds like the big hoopla about the Fish Bowl shirt was more than likely the Twins just not caring about using that design very much but still getting money off it. Which would make sense with how Jet tore into the back design when they made it. They might view it as a bad representation of their art skills.

I also think the best thing the Twins can do is use the Fishtank bump, still collab with their former fish here and there, but build up their own stuff seperated as much as possible so that they avoid just making their streams revolve around FT stuff like 95% of former fish do.
 
Semen_Recycler said:
I think you underestimate the amount of closeted gooners in the fishtank audience. I still doubt they'd actually do that though; seems too degenerate even for them.
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”closeted” lol 70 percent of the audience are gooners (men and women).

I normally love Jobe but he should quit hanging out with old hoes like Binx and the manly face lady. Sexually harassing the twins? 🪓 NOT A GOOD LOOK, Jobe!
 
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Rolex said:
There's just no way. That shit would kill FT instantly.
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It could easily work. Look at the revitalized energy of the ralphamale. We already got somewhat close with hazlenut on S4. Half socially maladjusted retards, half failed porn stars, add one normal and you got season 666.
 
Jackpot said:
This link was apparently up during the Twin's solo streams yesterday for their impending merch.

So it sounds like the big hoopla about the Fish Bowl shirt was more than likely the Twins just not caring about using that design very much but still getting money off it. Which would make sense with how Jet tore into the back design when they made it. They might view it as a bad representation of their art skills.

I also think the best thing the Twins can do is use the Fishtank bump, still collab with their former fish here and there, but build up their own stuff seperated as much as possible so that they avoid just making their streams revolve around FT stuff like 95% of former fish do.
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I'd honestly probably buy one of their shirts if the wife doesn't beat me too it.

I hope they get to draw their cats for Mewgentics.
 
Rolex said:
There's just no way. That shit would kill FT instantly.
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Kinda surprised no one has done "porntank" yet. Get a bunch of OF whores, and start the show as Famous House but sexy. Set up fishtoys to work more or less like the token stuff that camsites use, and pay out a portion of the toy cost to the girls. Use the "quitting means you lose your fishbucks" rule. Then let it devolve into naked fishtank.

I wouldn't watch it, but I'm sure that the gooner audience is bigger than the fishtank one.
 
Georgetown SC is a majority black small town in the middle of nowhere by the ocean, I guess they could go be nuisance streamers in Charleston

Georgetown DC/DC in general might be fun

I still vote Miami. An Everglades airboat tour, clubbing with whatever retards they fly in, alligator hunting, nuisance streaming down by the beach, Jet wearing a shirt in the water like a fat kid etc. would all be fun
 
EenGevolg said:
Something of note is that apparently Ben/Jet mentioned to Drake in passing they might want him to host, he says if he were to have any influence over who comes on, he'd want Landon/Bashir there.
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Not
the winner anyone wanted
But maybe just maybe the winner we needed

Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
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As a fellow tobacco fiend inkneell

Big Nasty said:
He'll probably only last minutes before someone beats the shit outta him.
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Yes and no I think hes known enough by fiendrank to last a few days before he passed of drake specifically
 
I said it before but if Drake hosts a future season, he needs to learn to become a totally different person.
James Drake --> James Hyde --> James Goldstriker (Jason's nepo brother)
His acting cracks a bit when he's pressed too hard, he has to fully embrace a mentality where shit rolls right off his back.
Loud absurdist jokes to the amusement of no one in the house. Implied physical threats to contestants who refuse to put in effort. Breaking things at key moments for dramatic effect.
Also no more gum, cigars or dip only.

No one can replace Sam, but the show needs a funny, imposing host. It's part of the appeal. Ben did it a tiny bit this season which worked well, but we need more.
 
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