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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
I get why people would be mad tbf, they were hyping up the sprinter the whole time for stuff like this only to not use it.
They also hyped up post season content and begged people to stay subbed. Their new plan is to not stream on kick as much in order to give the season pass holders some sort of value. So they are limiting outreach and restricting content that isn't going over well.
 
Stream: Viewers cry about nontent and stream downtime
Don't stream: Viewers cry about nontent and stream downtime
I mean...
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I get why people would be mad tbf, they were hyping up the sprinter the whole time for stuff like this only to not use it.
When they introduced the van, I vividly remember them talking about how it was split into different "rooms" for the road trip stream. This was either a major gaslight for Alex B. or Maejok wasn't able to set up the van the way the Wiggers wanted. Either way, opting out of streaming the road trip seems like a major loss, especially when they had the Housemates idea lined up and seemingly ready to go while they figured the van out
 
When they introduced the van, I vividly remember them talking about how it was split into different "rooms" for the road trip stream. This was either a major gaslight for Alex B. or Maejok wasn't able to set up the van the way the Wiggers wanted. Either way, opting out of streaming the road trip seems like a major loss, especially when they had the Housemates idea lined up and seemingly ready to go while they figured the van out
It wasn't set up at the time, just Jet daydreaming on the spot. It presumably still isn't ready or they'd use it for the trip to Georgetown.
 
repairing the house to just invite more people in to destroy it for a mini season instead of just doing a mini season then repairing as planned seems like backwards logic.
 
It wasn't set up at the time, just Jet daydreaming on the spot. It presumably still isn't ready or they'd use it for the trip to Georgetown.
C'mon now! The Wiggers would never act impulsively and then fail to adapt their plans when things don't go as intended! Didn't you see how perfect the S5 finale was??? Back me up here @BlueWave1919 (Mints)
 
repairing the house to just invite more people in to destroy it for a mini season instead of just doing a mini season then repairing as planned seems like backwards logic.
here’s an idea: mini season where they cast applicants who are various contractors and tradesmen. All challenges are actually just home repairs. Winner gets like $10k. It would save them so much on labor and they can just order the parts as needed with the guidance of each contractor. No eliminations.
 
here’s an idea: mini season where they cast applicants who are various contractors and tradesmen. All challenges are actually just home repairs. Winner gets like $10k. It would save them so much on labor and they can just order the parts as needed with the guidance of each contractor. No eliminations.
Have them compete against Laura to see who can fix drywall better
 
here’s an idea: mini season where they cast applicants who are various contractors and tradesmen. All challenges are actually just home repairs. Winner gets like $10k. It would save them so much on labor and they can just order the parts as needed with the guidance of each contractor. No eliminations.

AND it's a gay male dating show.
 
Have them compete against Laura to see who can fix drywall better
And to encourage them not to leave when the contractors inevitably catch on to the situation they can incorporate Fishbucks like they do on the regular seasons. With TTS and fishtoys, like tools to make favored contractors’ jobs easier, they should have enough cash flow to balance out any costs and ideally come out further ahead.
 
Guys just trust the plan. Landon is going to get the girl of his dreams!
I think she can smell the Danepak

excuse me not using the tools to archive intsagram vids
Look at my poor boy Landon here (just noticed Ashley at far left thought it was a rando), He's a dejected, broken, an empty shell of a man. Just struggling to keep in time with the moves of this song. It's time to STAP the "Simp for the Vimp" arc. She says she's needs to "take it slow" but Landon, you're gonna be strung by her for-ev-er. It's time to let go. Have some of those cheese fries you promised yourself, you deserve it

Incidentally @Meiwaku we know you still look at the posts in this thread. Bash isn't gonna be into you either I'm afraid. HOWEVER!.. Landon is real thirsting for that Gussy ("alt pussy" per say) I see a win win here. Get you best grease paint, green dye and head Wisconsin way. You get hooked with a fish, Landon might get to touch base and be the Chad Thundercock he so truly deserves. And once Jet gets his thumb out for Bloodgames 2 you both have to come along as the jani +1. At that point we might be able to get you unbanned.

You know it makes sense Mei
 
I have zero desire to watch the wiggers irl stream. None of them have the charisma to make that remotely palatable.
the ben and wes golf stream was actually p good
if they did more stuff like that it would be entertaining
like when sam went to the gun range in vegas that was cool.
doing something like making jet go to a batting cage or something would be funny
just making jet do any physical challenge really.

have it be like an ozempic test - 'now that you're skinny lets see if you can do x' sort of thing
 
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