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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    766
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Bubble delivery. Shows the depressing state of capitalism or someshit:

 
Luty said:
Bongo nearly got the fish to each prepare a 5 minute comedy skit but Blaine shut it down and said the TTS instructing her to do so wasn't actually production. Fucking retard, I hope they show his mom his loli porn the next time she comes to pick up his dirty laundry, content cucking nonce.
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I genuinely am starting to despise him?? I can't believe he is this boring for someone who responded to TTS pointing out he is a gross loli con coomer by describing himself as this great selfless guy who has and consumes such content because he is a "porn distributor for a disabled friend". We saw some way better freeloader auditions. I was even wondering if he is there as part of something like Make A Wish ?
 
Tyler Durden except AGP said:
I genuinely am starting to despise him?? I can't believe he is this boring for someone who responded to TTS pointing out he is a gross loli con coomer by describing himself as this great selfless guy who has and consumes such content because he is a "porn distributor for a disabled friend". We saw some way better freeloader auditions. I was even wondering if he is there as part of something like Make A Wish ?
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it's because he lived close by so if it didn't work out production didn't have to spend a bunch of money on airplane tickets
 
Regarding the poll: only way I want Frank back is if it's like the other season where he was super depressed and suicide baiting and talking about past attempts. Fucking lolcow shit.
jallsballs said:
For some reason I thought she was from Stephenville, which is like 4 hours west of Tyler
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That's Tayleigh
 
Tyler Durden except AGP said:
I genuinely am starting to despise him?? I can't believe he is this boring for someone who responded to TTS pointing out he is a gross loli con coomer by describing himself as this great selfless guy who has and consumes such content because he is a "porn distributor for a disabled friend". We saw some way better freeloader auditions. I was even wondering if he is there as part of something like Make A Wish ?
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The first day he came in he said he was going to "chill out and conserve his energy", the minute I heard that I knew he was just going to hang around as a fan.
 
joker jimmy said:
You almost had me
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Seeing them coach the fish on what to do was interesting, but yeah there was definitely a lot more uncertainty and dread than anticipation over the idea at the time from what I remember. FH2 got saved by Simbal crashing out over Luke and unintentionally creating the giant shitshow that played out on Day 1 from it. If it played out softball though I don't think it would have had salvageable traits.
 
Bashir (PBUH) throws Laura down the stairs and Binx pretends to help her in an obvious work before Jet starts with a leaf blower:


There some BS with Bingo spirit healing Laura after this but c'mon Wiggers you got to do better. Latina card coming back:
 
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